Andrew Is Me
@andrewisme.bsky.social
Incredibly handsome and intelligent twitter refugee 🏳️🌈
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Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
This has been on repeat all week. Very catchy, campy, and fun! (“Bad Bitch Bat Mitzvah” is not a phrase I expected to hear, but it has been welcomed)
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This has been on repeat all week. Very catchy, campy, and fun! (“Bad Bitch Bat Mitzvah” is not a phrase I expected to hear, but it has been welcomed)
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I made a Mayhem tier list because I’m gay as fuck
April 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I made a Mayhem tier list because I’m gay as fuck
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[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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‘The Subway’ by Chappell Roan debuts at #1 on the Global Spotify chart with 8.351 million streams.
It also debuts at #1 on the US Spotify chart with 3.904 million streams.
It also debuts at #1 on the US Spotify chart with 3.904 million streams.
August 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
‘The Subway’ by Chappell Roan debuts at #1 on the Global Spotify chart with 8.351 million streams.
It also debuts at #1 on the US Spotify chart with 3.904 million streams.
It also debuts at #1 on the US Spotify chart with 3.904 million streams.
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if they ban porn we should all do a porno exchange thing where we mail each other porno
July 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
if they ban porn we should all do a porno exchange thing where we mail each other porno
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
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it’s easier to kill regular millennials, but you get better loot killing elder millennials
June 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
it’s easier to kill regular millennials, but you get better loot killing elder millennials
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
We truly live in the most stupid timeline imaginable
June 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We truly live in the most stupid timeline imaginable
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lets get some shoes...... love that video !
March 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
lets get some shoes...... love that video !
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Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
May 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
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probably the most progressive thing joes done
May 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
probably the most progressive thing joes done
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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the 2025 Met Gala!
May 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the 2025 Met Gala!
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
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why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
April 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
I made a Mayhem tier list because I’m gay as fuck
April 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I made a Mayhem tier list because I’m gay as fuck
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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
March 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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I have seen the most cursèd jeans imaginable and now you have seen them too.
Please guess to yourself what their price is and then click the link in replies to see how close you were.
Please guess to yourself what their price is and then click the link in replies to see how close you were.
March 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have seen the most cursèd jeans imaginable and now you have seen them too.
Please guess to yourself what their price is and then click the link in replies to see how close you were.
Please guess to yourself what their price is and then click the link in replies to see how close you were.
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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old ...
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March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
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Airport security detected an ancient curse on my best talisman and the only Shaman available doesnt speak Pict. Unbelievable.
August 15, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Airport security detected an ancient curse on my best talisman and the only Shaman available doesnt speak Pict. Unbelievable.
They will not erase our history!!
jesus christ, government websites have been completely scrubbed of all mentions of 8” uncut tech bear seeking son swap
February 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They will not erase our history!!
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you