reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

Bye-bye Mayor Cop, a piece of shit loser who sacrificed your neighbors to ICE so he could spare himself the prison term he deserves. He leaves behind a legacy of closed libraries, escalating unaffordability, off-the-charts police corruption. An oleaginous creep only liberal pundits could respect.

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homophobia and transphobia are a reaction against bodily autonomy and happiness itself. they want to torture us as an extension of the way they torture themselves.

media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one!
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless

This really is a great episode that explains the "mystery" of why the World Trade Center was so deadly for so long- organized crime and their associates in New York politics and real estate profited from it.

The story of how the mafia & World Trade Center intertwined--from the complex's conception, through its construction & maintenance, to its destruction & nightmarish clean-up--is easily the most horrifying story we've ever covered on The Outfit. I was shocked how little it had been looked at. 🧵:

if you need to make sense of what politicians and media creatures say about this it's simple: getting shot at is for the little people

What a hedge fund actually is, is a boiler room in the sky, revolving entirely around insider trading. A dope like Bill Ackman was born on second, thought he hit a double, and advanced home solely through organized white collar crime.

don't post this slop

could you like, shut up and stuff

Imagine Danny McBride as John Wick. That's Paul Tatum, a hustler from Oklahoma who, like many '90s Americans, tried to corner the pristine Russian market--only to be out-capitalismed by Russia's surging underworld.

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don't buy one of those. instead of his name he signs "Autograph". total scam

i need to know how many pinocchios that warrants, asap

Wrong.

you think it's funny that they turned the power on to the fence when he was at the top and it blew him off like the kid in jurassic park? that's funny to you?

The Art of the Death

I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

the lie here is that the law is in any way real beyond its enforcement. guess what, they're already using deadly force. maybe you haven't seen the news, but they don't need any excuses to act the way they act and pretending like they do is cowardice and stupidity.

you're comparing a conspiratorial violent mob who physically assaulted police and were looking to kidnap and or kill elected officials, illegally trespassing on federal property, with unarmed kids on their college campus.

beautiful

On today's episode of THE OUTFIT: we are talking George Remus, the evil genius criminal defense attorney of Prohibition, who found loopholes in the law sufficient to make him a nearly legal bootlegging king, before being undone by the biggest gangster of all: Love.

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