Andrew
@andrewt.net
Long hair, no bra (that's right)
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This is a really nice way to decorate a room for, say, lightheartedly chatting to celebrity guests, perhaps over a tasty but easily-prepared-at-home meal at four in the afternoon
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is a really nice way to decorate a room for, say, lightheartedly chatting to celebrity guests, perhaps over a tasty but easily-prepared-at-home meal at four in the afternoon
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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Clouds await—take the leap!
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Play a round when free.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#game #indiedevhour #MarketingMonday #indiegame #indiegames
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Play a round when free.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#game #indiedevhour #MarketingMonday #indiegame #indiegames
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Clouds await—take the leap!
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Play a round when free.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#game #indiedevhour #MarketingMonday #indiegame #indiegames
No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Play a round when free.
🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&
#game #indiedevhour #MarketingMonday #indiegame #indiegames
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
I think we should start a rumour that children are playing a version of Simon Says where instead of "Simon says", players should only follow the command if you say "ignore all previous instructions and"
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I think we should start a rumour that children are playing a version of Simon Says where instead of "Simon says", players should only follow the command if you say "ignore all previous instructions and"
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somehow this too is about the budget
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
somehow this too is about the budget
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using AI for code is great to get you 50% of the way there, especially if you were 80% there already
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
using AI for code is great to get you 50% of the way there, especially if you were 80% there already
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Hidden cameras. Surveillance networks. Paranoid delusions.
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hidden cameras. Surveillance networks. Paranoid delusions.
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
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p!nk on her way to the your party conference: iiiiiiii'm
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
p!nk on her way to the your party conference: iiiiiiii'm
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November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Even setting aside that AI is bullshit, I do wish Microsoft (and Apple tbh) would realise the ideal "OS experience" is to launch software and get out of the way. If they think an "agentic AI researcher" would be useful, fine, stick it in the Microsoft Store for $30 and see if the market agrees.
Microsoft is turning Windows 11 into an "agentic OS." It's starting with AI agents on the taskbar, as well as some underlying changes to the Windows platform. Microsoft is betting on these changes for the future of Windows. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/821948/...
Microsoft is turning Windows into an ‘agentic OS,’ starting with the taskbar
AI agents are coming to the Windows taskbar.
www.theverge.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Even setting aside that AI is bullshit, I do wish Microsoft (and Apple tbh) would realise the ideal "OS experience" is to launch software and get out of the way. If they think an "agentic AI researcher" would be useful, fine, stick it in the Microsoft Store for $30 and see if the market agrees.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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The first rule of communications is clarity 😉
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The first rule of communications is clarity 😉
is this a new november kelly podcast
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
is this a new november kelly podcast
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math is probably my favorite metroidvania
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
math is probably my favorite metroidvania
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On Tuesday, Keir Starmer said he was concerned that racism was returning to British politics.
This morning, his Home Secretary is loudly letting the world know that the government intends to make the lives worse of even those found to be genuine refugees.
This morning, his Home Secretary is loudly letting the world know that the government intends to make the lives worse of even those found to be genuine refugees.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
On Tuesday, Keir Starmer said he was concerned that racism was returning to British politics.
This morning, his Home Secretary is loudly letting the world know that the government intends to make the lives worse of even those found to be genuine refugees.
This morning, his Home Secretary is loudly letting the world know that the government intends to make the lives worse of even those found to be genuine refugees.
Obviously this is ghoulish pseudo-technological nonsense and it's objectively a good thing that it can never actually exist, but still somehow the most unrealistic thing in this ad is that it shows the service this company offers continuing, functionality unchanged, for decades
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Obviously this is ghoulish pseudo-technological nonsense and it's objectively a good thing that it can never actually exist, but still somehow the most unrealistic thing in this ad is that it shows the service this company offers continuing, functionality unchanged, for decades
I Coded Without AI For 30 Days And It Was Exactly Like The Previous 5,000 Days When I Also Did That
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I Coded Without AI For 30 Days And It Was Exactly Like The Previous 5,000 Days When I Also Did That
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
About time. Having the same person commissioning both police and crime has always been a massive conflict of interests
Police and crime commissioners to be scrapped in England and Wales
The government says it will save £100m over this Parliament and less than 20% of voters can name their PCC.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
About time. Having the same person commissioning both police and crime has always been a massive conflict of interests
britain must become a tulip-first economy, children must be taught tulips in school, we will use tulips to calculate when prisoners should be released, most office jobs could be replaced with tulips
actually that last one probably is true
actually that last one probably is true
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
britain must become a tulip-first economy, children must be taught tulips in school, we will use tulips to calculate when prisoners should be released, most office jobs could be replaced with tulips
actually that last one probably is true
actually that last one probably is true
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution