Andrew Lane
@andylaneauthor.bsky.social
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Author of over 40 books and many audio scripts. Ex-military scientific advisor. Father to one, informal foster-father to another nine. Bipolar Type II, acromegaly, asthma and gallstones sufferer. All-round decent bloke.
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andylaneauthor.bsky.social
They are being funded by George Soros.

Joke.
rmayemsinger.bsky.social
Weird how Antifa never asks me for money. Everyone else does, but Antifa is very quiet.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Not me. I see it go past, and sometimes I wave...
ewiggins66.bsky.social
Wish I could see who is saving my stuff...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Is it wrong if me to believe that 'Double Indemnity' is the sequel to 'Single Indemnity', and that a planned 'Triple Indemnity' was never made?
midgetmoxie.bsky.social
Double Indemnity (1944)
Director: Billy Wilder
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
You mean it's not a script at all? Clever!
macrogers.bsky.social
My incendiary new spec script is set in a quiet suburb… BUT IT TURNS OUT TO JUST BE A FACADE
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
He was my boss for a while (by which I mean he was at the top of the food chain, about eight levels above me). Very much admired by his immediate staff, I understand.
magslhalliday.bsky.social
Heseltine was the biggest of the big beasts and was always a good media player.
bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?”

“Because that’s what they are”

@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.

#Newsnight
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
He's a cheeky chappie!
thewhoshopofficial.bsky.social
Just a reminder, DAVID J HOWE will be in-store THIS SATURDAY 1-3pm signing copies of his new book WHO ME! If you are unable to attend, signed copies are available to pre-order online... www.thewhoshop.com/books-magazi...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Oh, I'm imagining her Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart...
gossjam.bsky.social
Discussing with a friend which Who parts Patricia Routledge could have played.

We settled on Helen A or the Captain from Earthshock. But neither of those should be touched.

However. Imagine her Rani. "Einstein!"
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
My email is screwed up, but I've followed you. I thought I already had.
ianabrahams.bsky.social
Pinged you an email, but otherwise if you follow me here I can message?
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
I'm surprised the whole place isn't decorated in black and white...
anghelides.bsky.social
It is the Tory party conference, though. They remember the 1980s because they’re still living there.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Bluescreen? Showing your age there, mate...
anghelides.bsky.social
They should bluescreen in more attendees.
matthewholehouse.bsky.social
Been to Manchester central complex many times for conferences and rarely has the main hall been so light on outside exhibitors. Lots of padding with empty stands put up by central party
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
"You've redecorated. One doesn't like it."
anghelides.bsky.social
#DoctorWho shock recasting news
The Prince of Wales gets a TARDIS tour
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Took me a while but I finally got it.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Forty years ago, if you asked someone in Soho where you could find a decent croissant they would assume it was an exotic sex position...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
"We didn't start the fire..."
danmckee.bsky.social
Larry Grayson
Noelle Gordon
Marti caine
Isla st Clair
Faith brown
Geoff capes
Big daddy
Babs
Roy castle
Kenny lynch on band leader
sfawcs.bsky.social
If Strictly had started 40 years ago Fred Dibnah and Bobby Crush would’ve been on it.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Where were they forty years ago, when you couldn't throw a sausage roll in Soho without hitting a prostitute, a sex 'club' or a porn cinema. It's paradise now, in comparison.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
And this is exactly why you shouldn't send your kids to buy your wine...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
The Flying Pickets did an a capella version. Very strange.

www.reddit.com/r/Music/comm...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
If true, could someone please use it on Kash Patel when he's testifying to Senate...
whodat35.bsky.social
If anyone can validate or verify this, please let me know. Thanks.
6:11 PM Fri Oct 3

Lorraine Evanoff • @LorraineEvanoff • 22h
Fucking chilling.
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But this will piss off a lot of high level military generals, LOL.

"After breaking fast tonight, while preparing for dinner and catching up on the flood of missed calls and messages, I heard from sources I trust. And what I heard stopped me cold.
The reason Trump and Pete Hegseth gathered all those generals in one room was not just about a loyalty speech or a pep rally.
I'm hearing that the Trump team used artificial intelligence and facial-recognition technology during those briefings to monitor the generals' reactions in real time.
Every eyebrow raise, every flicker of doubt, every moment of discomfort was scanned and analyzed by an algorithm designed to detect who would obey orders without question-and who might resist.
I'm also hearing from my sources that this isn't limited to the generals. This same technology is being used as a tool inside Trump's orbit — a quiet weapon of power, deployed by his loyalists to identify and weed out whistleblowers and anyone who isn't completely obedient.
This is how authoritarian power consolidates itself — by quietly monitoring every reaction, every hesitation, every private doubt, and turning it into a scorecard of allegiance."
Breaking: Trump Used Al to Scan U.S. Generals' Faces for Loyalty — and to Root Out Whistleblowers open.substack.com/pub/ levremembe...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream, as I recall.
richardkadrey.bsky.social
Near Dark can be hard to find in the US, but it appears to be on Youtube. Of course, I'm in no way encouraging you watch this clearly nefarious upload. This post is strictly informational.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Or is the the eighth adventure of the 5th Doctor and James Macfarlane? I can't remember. But it's set in Persia in 1905 and contains a callback to a story I wrote for one of the Decalog collections.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Under three different names...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
I've been given a contract by the BBC to write the fifth adventure of the 8th Doctor and James Macfarlane, but it won't be out for a while. I hope that the incandescently talented Mr Starkey will be available to read it out.
moralavenger.bsky.social
ON THIS DAY... 6 years ago, The Scent of Blood by Andrew Lane, read by Dan Starkey and The Flight of the Sun God, written by Nev Fountain and read by Nicola Bryant, were both released by BBC Audio.

#DoctorWho
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Oh no. It's dead serious.
ewiggins66.bsky.social
Well it was touted as a comedy on Youtube... and I am laughing.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Go on - do it. You know you want to.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Go on - do it. You know you want to.
ewiggins66.bsky.social
I was of half a mind to join you in the viewing until your final statement.