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Just a zoomer locked in a perpetual state of “wtf are we doing guys”
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“On the street, young people spit on me for being in the 35-45 demographic, which is now old. I have done nothing to them—they do it out of pure Socialist cruelty.” In New Yorker Humor, welcome to Zohran Mamdani’s New York. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/bzbAUT
Just as You Feared—Life in Zohran Mamdani’s New York
At school, I wave goodbye to my son, but he doesn’t even look back, such is his hurry to get to the singing of the Soviet Anthem.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“On the street, young people spit on me for being in the 35-45 demographic, which is now old. I have done nothing to them—they do it out of pure Socialist cruelty.” In New Yorker Humor, welcome to Zohran Mamdani’s New York. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/bzbAUT
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
i think part of the fun having a small account on here is you rlly can just throw whatever you want into this void. like the the stakes are so low
Anyway sad the bengals lost, but I did rlly well in fantasy so that’s nice. also spent the whole day w my cat which is always nice
Anyway sad the bengals lost, but I did rlly well in fantasy so that’s nice. also spent the whole day w my cat which is always nice
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i think part of the fun having a small account on here is you rlly can just throw whatever you want into this void. like the the stakes are so low
Anyway sad the bengals lost, but I did rlly well in fantasy so that’s nice. also spent the whole day w my cat which is always nice
Anyway sad the bengals lost, but I did rlly well in fantasy so that’s nice. also spent the whole day w my cat which is always nice
My heart cannot take this bengals game
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My heart cannot take this bengals game
curse Joe Flacco for keeping my hopes alive just a little bit longer….
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
curse Joe Flacco for keeping my hopes alive just a little bit longer….
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Ours is a crass, rude, and violent society, and yall made it that way
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ours is a crass, rude, and violent society, and yall made it that way
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A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
September 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
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Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
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September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
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Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
August 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
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I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
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Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news last week: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (derogatory)
Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news today: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (neutral)
Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news today: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (neutral)
June 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news last week: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (derogatory)
Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news today: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (neutral)
Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news today: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (neutral)
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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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If you think of Supreme Court justices as philosopher kings who care about holding the American republic in their trust, you will be perpetually surprised and disappointed. If, instead, you think of them as very similar to 6 Republican and 3 Democratic senators, then things make much more sense
May 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you think of Supreme Court justices as philosopher kings who care about holding the American republic in their trust, you will be perpetually surprised and disappointed. If, instead, you think of them as very similar to 6 Republican and 3 Democratic senators, then things make much more sense
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“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom
theonion.com/gavin-n...
theonion.com/gavin-n...
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the […]
theonion.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom
theonion.com/gavin-n...
theonion.com/gavin-n...
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Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.
April 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.
oddly enough everything I’ve been seeing recently about there being no master plan and Trump just being a raging idiot have been comforting to me.
i still may get drafted to go to war with *checks notes* Greenland and Canada but maybe this clown show ends in 2 years.
i still may get drafted to go to war with *checks notes* Greenland and Canada but maybe this clown show ends in 2 years.
April 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
oddly enough everything I’ve been seeing recently about there being no master plan and Trump just being a raging idiot have been comforting to me.
i still may get drafted to go to war with *checks notes* Greenland and Canada but maybe this clown show ends in 2 years.
i still may get drafted to go to war with *checks notes* Greenland and Canada but maybe this clown show ends in 2 years.
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Having exausted all other options — having seen all other defenses fail — all our hopes for being rescued from one of the most deranged and stupid national leaders in history now rest with the highest and final authority in this country: the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
April 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Having exausted all other options — having seen all other defenses fail — all our hopes for being rescued from one of the most deranged and stupid national leaders in history now rest with the highest and final authority in this country: the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
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ChatGPT ass presidency
Incredible. The Trump administration calculated "tariff rates" by taking the US trade deficit with the respective country and dividing it by the country's exports to the US. And then the tariff rate of the US is often just set by cutting that made-up "tariff rate" in half.
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ChatGPT ass presidency
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Holy shit.
“I confess that I’ve been inadequate. That the Democrats have been responsible for allowing the rise of this demagogue.”
Gives an impassioned apology and points to this as a moment of personal vow to action.
“I confess that I’ve been inadequate. That the Democrats have been responsible for allowing the rise of this demagogue.”
Gives an impassioned apology and points to this as a moment of personal vow to action.
April 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Holy shit.
“I confess that I’ve been inadequate. That the Democrats have been responsible for allowing the rise of this demagogue.”
Gives an impassioned apology and points to this as a moment of personal vow to action.
“I confess that I’ve been inadequate. That the Democrats have been responsible for allowing the rise of this demagogue.”
Gives an impassioned apology and points to this as a moment of personal vow to action.
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
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Cringe will save America
I am very sorry to report that libbing out is now a moral responsibility
March 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cringe will save America