anna
@annaheron.bsky.social
she/they / 25 / professional skeptic
houston, tx
houston, tx
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this victory also belongs to aloof wives
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this victory also belongs to aloof wives
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Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
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Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
If New York elects Cuomo you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know New Yorkisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "in line" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
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I don’t even like either of these teams. why am I doing this
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I don’t even like either of these teams. why am I doing this
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
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Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.
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Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater
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Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died
October 3, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died
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so when there’s absolutely no proof it’s “the killer is pushing trans ideology” and when there’s ample real evidence it’s “we have no idea why he did this??”
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
so when there’s absolutely no proof it’s “the killer is pushing trans ideology” and when there’s ample real evidence it’s “we have no idea why he did this??”
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like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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I think something that could unite us all is building a new SS Edmund Fitzgerald
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I think something that could unite us all is building a new SS Edmund Fitzgerald
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At least 3 students are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen HS in Colorado.
This is the 47th shooting that took place at a school in the US so far this year: 24 on college campuses, 23 on K-12 school grounds. This happened less than an hour after Charlie Kirk shooting in Utah.
This is the 47th shooting that took place at a school in the US so far this year: 24 on college campuses, 23 on K-12 school grounds. This happened less than an hour after Charlie Kirk shooting in Utah.
September 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
At least 3 students are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen HS in Colorado.
This is the 47th shooting that took place at a school in the US so far this year: 24 on college campuses, 23 on K-12 school grounds. This happened less than an hour after Charlie Kirk shooting in Utah.
This is the 47th shooting that took place at a school in the US so far this year: 24 on college campuses, 23 on K-12 school grounds. This happened less than an hour after Charlie Kirk shooting in Utah.
did you know that tame impala is actually 3 guys in a trenchcoat
August 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
did you know that tame impala is actually 3 guys in a trenchcoat
being a phillies fan is a humiliation ritual
August 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
being a phillies fan is a humiliation ritual
A BLANK CHECK ISN’T ENOUGH GIVE KYLE SCHWARBER MY FIRSTBORN
August 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A BLANK CHECK ISN’T ENOUGH GIVE KYLE SCHWARBER MY FIRSTBORN
farewell tom lehrer, one of the greatest and most clever songwriters to ever live. the world was lucky to have you for 97 years
July 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
farewell tom lehrer, one of the greatest and most clever songwriters to ever live. the world was lucky to have you for 97 years
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I'm glad Tom Lehrer got to spend over a year in a world without Henry Kissinger
July 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm glad Tom Lehrer got to spend over a year in a world without Henry Kissinger
give the entire philadelphia police department budget to kyle schwarber NOW
July 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
give the entire philadelphia police department budget to kyle schwarber NOW
kyle motherfucking schwarber
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
kyle motherfucking schwarber
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Every American should read this ACLU lawsuit about what is happening in Los Angeles and California. It is the stuff of dystopian nightmares. This is not immigration enforcement. It is positively stuffed with videos and articles documenting racial profiling on a scale unseen since Jim Crow.
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Every American should read this ACLU lawsuit about what is happening in Los Angeles and California. It is the stuff of dystopian nightmares. This is not immigration enforcement. It is positively stuffed with videos and articles documenting racial profiling on a scale unseen since Jim Crow.