Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

The cruelty may not necessarily be the point, but the self interest certainly is. And, well

“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”

FOUR HOURS LEFT IN REKHA’S KICKSTARTER

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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

If you're ever on a losing streak and getting frustrated, try to avoid thinking about how your opponents are laughing at you and how much time you wasted tying your self worth to this game you suck at and how your dog likes your neighbor Jeff better and wishes he was his dog instea

In Denmark apparently..

Woof

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

"Masculine Energy"

Human progress is so fast but also so. fucking. slow.

The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).