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Apache
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Professional computer botherer
Archery tryhard
Getting FOMO about the new Commodore 64. I have an original one that I dont use often. I doubt I'd really use the new one. However it's just so pretty I feel I need it.
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ive made it to base camp by the dried herbs. Too tired to continue. Will bunk down here and climb to the summit of the bread aisle tomorrow
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Cant put it off any longer. Im going to the supermarket. If I dont return, tell my wife she was alright 🫡
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Listen. Even if you disagree with their politics, it's NOT okay to celebrate a racist falling to his death while putting up a 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in an attempt to make people who aren't white feel intimidated

We should show compassion, and encourage more racists to climb ladders leant precariously against lampposts
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Decided I wanted to learn to design things to 3d print. It aint much, but this was the first thing I did from scratch. Just some corners to take a dowell rod to make a cheap frame to display my sumo fan towels
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Another bad day for cloudflare. My sympathies for their engineers. However, DownDetector.co.uk being down because it's backed by cloudflare is the chef's kiss of irony
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Friend of mine is exploring gender presentation and is looking for LGBTQ+-friendly shops in Manchester which might stock femme clothes in a range of larger sizes. Does anyone have any recommendations please?
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Call me LLM Cool J
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Had a lovely chat about archery and where people who have transitioned can and should compete. The guidance is not perfect, but more progressive than most sport.

To make it perfectly clear: Trans men are men. Trans women are women.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There are fewer more joyous moments in life than watch someone experience Rocky Horror for the first time
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Really enjoyable short story. Im a bit Scalzi fanboy anyway, but this was a lovely take on time travelling. Malcolm Hillgartner did a great job with the narration on audible, too.
To the person whose post I can no longer find who asked why I chose Amazon to publish my short story 3 Days, 9 Months, 27 Years: It was the other way around, Amazon asked me to write the story for an anthology they were publishing, and then paid me what I consider an acceptable rate for it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This week, I will mostly be fan-girling over sumo. The torikumi for day 1 of the London tournament
is out and the final match is Onosato Vs Ura!
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October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I had a dentist appointment earlier lasting 7 minutes, costing £400. I was well aware of the costs beforehand, and were justified, but fuck me did it still feel bad.
September 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Gearing up for the sumo tournament in London. Do I get a radio? Or a program? Or book a table for food beforehand?Then I rememberd I haven't booked a hotel yet...
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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In His House at C'rinkley Bottom Dead Blobbthulhu waits dreaming, yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.
August 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I mean, "unique hats" are kind of a "fantasy author" thing; you got George, and Terry Pratchett had his, and even Steven Brust has that going for him, I think if you're a science fiction author you're limited to a beanie with a propeller on top
Might I suggest a unique hat that is underutilized in today's fashions?
August 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Make a band food:

The Byrds Custard
Make a band food:

C.R.È.M.E Brûlée
Make a band food:

Guns ‘N’ Rouxes
August 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I had some bubble tea today, with the nice tapioca boba. For the rest of the day I've had this little gem, curtesy of @brainmage.bsky.social:

Why do they call it kidney stones and not boba wee?
August 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I've seen a post on a local facebook group rallying for anti immigration protests.

Their profile picture was a Union Jack and Ukranian flag. Easiest game of "spot the racist" Ive ever played.
August 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Slightly diminish a band:

Judas Deacon
Slightly diminish a band:

Fleetwood Windows 11
Slight diminish a band:

4 Star
August 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Bronze Maiden
Slightly diminish a band:

Fleetwood Windows 11
Slight diminish a band:

4 Star
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When you have a bat'leth pizza cutter, it is mandatory to hold it up before use and shout: Today is a good day to dine!
August 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Discovering there is a new series of only connect has made my week.

Everything else has been shocking, but I do really like only connect!
August 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I've started a course of invisalign-alike braces. I have come to both enjoy and loathe that 'new aligner' feel. Like watching a dog chew a toffee. Which, ironically, I can't currently do.
August 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM