April P
@apriltriumphant.bsky.social
Just your basic blue hair, knitting, cats, books, Stardew Valley sort of bitch
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Bari Weiss: finally, I have the ultimate power to keep this critical 60 minutes segment from ever seeing the light of day
Canada:
Canada:
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bari Weiss: finally, I have the ultimate power to keep this critical 60 minutes segment from ever seeing the light of day
Canada:
Canada:
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
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We absolutely do not need to know the origin story of Poirot’s mustache complete with flashback. Get back to over the top period detectiving.
WORD I am really, really tired of "we tease the tragic backstory of the detective" can't a detective just detect, the murder is surely sufficient drama.
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We absolutely do not need to know the origin story of Poirot’s mustache complete with flashback. Get back to over the top period detectiving.
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do you think dogs have an understanding of the passage of time and the cyclical nature of seasons or does my dog just wake up every morning of her life and think “I wonder if today’s the day that lunatic drags a whole fir tree in here again”
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
do you think dogs have an understanding of the passage of time and the cyclical nature of seasons or does my dog just wake up every morning of her life and think “I wonder if today’s the day that lunatic drags a whole fir tree in here again”
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Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Prime Minister Mark Carney disagrees with the concept of a premier of one province unilaterally taking over a different province but his hands are tied by his unwillingness to do anything about it.
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
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There’s no room in your Large Pack
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
There’s no room in your Large Pack
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"Did you finish that oysterfest mascot?"
"Sure did, boss. Real fucking sexy. Just like you asked."
#embroidery #WIP #HaliSky
"Sure did, boss. Real fucking sexy. Just like you asked."
#embroidery #WIP #HaliSky
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Did you finish that oysterfest mascot?"
"Sure did, boss. Real fucking sexy. Just like you asked."
#embroidery #WIP #HaliSky
"Sure did, boss. Real fucking sexy. Just like you asked."
#embroidery #WIP #HaliSky
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Chuffed that the weather let up early enough that trick or treating could happen. Happiest of Halloweens.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Chuffed that the weather let up early enough that trick or treating could happen. Happiest of Halloweens.
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A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
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Happy Halloween from Luella. Given to Mary Davis when her parents visited from sea. Mary lived with her grandparents until age 5, then joined her parents at sea from 1873-1878. Luella has “real hair” & watches you while you sleep. 👻
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Happy Halloween from Luella. Given to Mary Davis when her parents visited from sea. Mary lived with her grandparents until age 5, then joined her parents at sea from 1873-1878. Luella has “real hair” & watches you while you sleep. 👻
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lol, woke up because I heard a weird noise
the weird noise was rain on the roof
the weird noise was rain on the roof
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
lol, woke up because I heard a weird noise
the weird noise was rain on the roof
the weird noise was rain on the roof
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genuinely hard to believe that the lyrics “and I scream at the top of my lungs, what’s going on?” were written in 1993. What’s going on is that you can buy a house for $4 and a button, get on that.
October 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
genuinely hard to believe that the lyrics “and I scream at the top of my lungs, what’s going on?” were written in 1993. What’s going on is that you can buy a house for $4 and a button, get on that.
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On Truth and Reconciliation Day, the Houston government prepares to criminalize Indigenous land protectors
reported by @timbousquet.bsky.social
reported by @timbousquet.bsky.social
On Truth and Reconciliation Day, the Houston government prepares to criminalize Indigenous land protectors - Halifax Examiner
"If that's what you're prepared to do, that's in effect, an act of beyond criminalization. It's an act of violence upon our people."
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
On Truth and Reconciliation Day, the Houston government prepares to criminalize Indigenous land protectors
reported by @timbousquet.bsky.social
reported by @timbousquet.bsky.social
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58 years ago today we discovered we weren’t alone in the universe. Six *actual* flying saucers landed across southern England along a ley line, providing CONCLUSIVE PROOF at long last.
Well... 🧵
Well... 🧵
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 AM
58 years ago today we discovered we weren’t alone in the universe. Six *actual* flying saucers landed across southern England along a ley line, providing CONCLUSIVE PROOF at long last.
Well... 🧵
Well... 🧵
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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Air Canada could tell me that the flight attendants have begun eating the passengers and selling their luggage for drug money and I would still side with the flight attendants
August 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Air Canada could tell me that the flight attendants have begun eating the passengers and selling their luggage for drug money and I would still side with the flight attendants
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if you really want to stick it to the government of Nova Scotia you should start by playing on these awesome black rocks the government doesn’t want us to stand on
August 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
if you really want to stick it to the government of Nova Scotia you should start by playing on these awesome black rocks the government doesn’t want us to stand on
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obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids
Met a new friend on the BLT trail.
June 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Met a new friend on the BLT trail.
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another disappointing attempt at a live action Disney remake
June 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
another disappointing attempt at a live action Disney remake
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not now, sweetie, mommy’s refreshing the Tesla stock price
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
not now, sweetie, mommy’s refreshing the Tesla stock price
Took a boat ride with Scotian Shores to McNabs Island for a May the Fourth shore cleanup.
May 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Took a boat ride with Scotian Shores to McNabs Island for a May the Fourth shore cleanup.
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May 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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little did they know that when the ferry left the carnage would begin
April 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
little did they know that when the ferry left the carnage would begin