Titus Groan
ardbegtodiffer.bsky.social
Titus Groan
@ardbegtodiffer.bsky.social
Strangely ginger
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What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
July 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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At least we have this to look forward to…
May 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Immigration policy in my two countries, 2025:

🇺🇸No longer give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, only white people who didn’t like that apartheid ended

🇬🇧Stay away all of you squalid strangers
May 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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If you see this, post a picture of trees by water.
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Most birds have a fight or flight response.

He forgot we’re flightless birds.
April 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Starting the month with a #poem that feels particularly apt: Bad New Government, Emily Berry - april-is.tumblr.com/post/7796509...
April 1, 2025: Bad New Government, Emily Berry
Bad New Government Emily Berry Love,       I woke in an empty flat                      to a bad new government; it was cold          the fridge was still empty               my heart, that...
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April 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.

—With love,
Your American allies.
April 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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After getting some rest, I am in awe of everyone who continues to lift their voice and speak out. This is a moment for our country, and we must make a choice about the America we want to be.
April 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
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March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.

The results tell us a lot!

Extracts below... 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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“At least Russia has elections”

Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999.

If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.
February 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Trump = dick-tater.
February 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fuck Donald Trump. He needs to breathe no more.
January 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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The comic on the first page of my 2025 calendar 😌
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM