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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
Oh my god. I cry laughed/laugh cried the entire thing. Haaaaa…
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Oh my god. I cry laughed/laugh cried the entire thing. Haaaaa…
“I wish I was more like Hemingway!” ::monkey’s paw finger curls::
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
“I wish I was more like Hemingway!” ::monkey’s paw finger curls::
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was going to post f Scott Fitzgerald but he died in 1940
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
was going to post f Scott Fitzgerald but he died in 1940
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Do we think that someone born in 1906 who had lived through WWI, the Spanish Flu, and the Great Depression was making these after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor?
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Do we think that someone born in 1906 who had lived through WWI, the Spanish Flu, and the Great Depression was making these after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor?
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i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
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Mark your calendars!
January 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Mark your calendars!
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The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be reborn. Now is the time of Will Stancils.
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be reborn. Now is the time of Will Stancils.
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football sickos 🤝 politics sickos
gleefully posting “vaxxed?!” every time aaron rodgers eats shit
gleefully posting “vaxxed?!” every time aaron rodgers eats shit
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
football sickos 🤝 politics sickos
gleefully posting “vaxxed?!” every time aaron rodgers eats shit
gleefully posting “vaxxed?!” every time aaron rodgers eats shit
Picked up an agility ladder over the weekend to get more nimble. Been 5 years since I worked with one. If you think a 40-something, 6’3”, 350 lb dude (which is mostly NOT muscle) would be tired af after a footwork workout like that… you’d be right! X_X
a dog is walking through a row of poles on a grassy field .
ALT: a dog is walking through a row of poles on a grassy field .
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January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Picked up an agility ladder over the weekend to get more nimble. Been 5 years since I worked with one. If you think a 40-something, 6’3”, 350 lb dude (which is mostly NOT muscle) would be tired af after a footwork workout like that… you’d be right! X_X
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clearing my thoughts | patreon.com/lubchansky
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
clearing my thoughts | patreon.com/lubchansky
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I do still need to see this.
For a mere 2 hours and 44 minutes of your time you can experience the complete emotional journey of genuine Clint Eastwood/Lee Marvin yaoi circa 1969, and it includes an intermission for you to refill your popcorn
January 10, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I do still need to see this.
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“We must all hang together, or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.” Like, even if the motivation behind empathy isn’t altruism as it should be, where are the goddamn survival instincts? I hate that it isn’t even in my fields here, anecdotally. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART!
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“We must all hang together, or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.” Like, even if the motivation behind empathy isn’t altruism as it should be, where are the goddamn survival instincts? I hate that it isn’t even in my fields here, anecdotally. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART!
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I'm a fan of the idea that, historically, the female breast has symbolized compassion. I want to put it to Reisläufer-chan's character, she would invite you a big hug when you have survived from a tough fight.
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I'm a fan of the idea that, historically, the female breast has symbolized compassion. I want to put it to Reisläufer-chan's character, she would invite you a big hug when you have survived from a tough fight.
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need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
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everyone should read this
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
everyone should read this
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do you know the story of sophie scholl? that woman the middle--that's sophie scholl. six months after this photo is taken she and everyone else in it will be dead.
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
do you know the story of sophie scholl? that woman the middle--that's sophie scholl. six months after this photo is taken she and everyone else in it will be dead.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Hollow Knight: Silksong
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Hit up a Texas/Japanese cafe w/my lil bro over Xmas. TX-sized onigiri! Angels sang to him as he ate. I told him “see, this—THIS—is what the USA is supposed to be at its best! We don’t just break bread with each other but also combine our breads to be better and FUCK anyone who says otherwise!”
When I look at what Trump is doing to this country I remember that there's a new place opening down the street from me called "USA Donuts" that serves donuts, boba, & kolaches. They can try to enforce their bigotries all they want, but for their trouble they will find themselves grasping at air
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Hit up a Texas/Japanese cafe w/my lil bro over Xmas. TX-sized onigiri! Angels sang to him as he ate. I told him “see, this—THIS—is what the USA is supposed to be at its best! We don’t just break bread with each other but also combine our breads to be better and FUCK anyone who says otherwise!”
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The Banh Mi really is an S tier sandwich that is versatile and adaptable to meat eaters and vegetarians and I would encourage anyone who lives/works near one to support their local Vietnamese sandwich shop/restaurant.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The Banh Mi really is an S tier sandwich that is versatile and adaptable to meat eaters and vegetarians and I would encourage anyone who lives/works near one to support their local Vietnamese sandwich shop/restaurant.