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Early to Rise - Gator Days
Panel 1 August is in bed. He's woken up before his alarm went off. Mewbert is asleep on top of him. Nougat is wandering around by the side of the bed. August (thinking): I think I woke up before my alarm. Panel 2 August begins contemplating what to do. August (thinking): I'm wide awake. Guess I could get up. Panel 3 August checks the time on his phone. August (thinking): As long as it's not too earl- Panel 4 August realizes that it's far too early to wake up and he's feeling too awake to go back to sleep. He is frustrated. Nougat reaches up towards August. Nougat: Maw (possibly meaning "Good, you're awake. Listen, you know that stuff you put in the bowl on the floor in the kitchen? That stuff is great. I need more of it. Seriously, a lot more. There's not nearly enough. The bowl is pretty much empty. I know you can do that thing where you shake the bowl and there's suddenly more in it. I need you to be doing that all the time. Could you do that for me? Thanks."
July 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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gaybreakfast.bsky.social
Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.
The chill otter is laying down next to a phone with rainbow beams fanning out of it. They look at the phone and see it says June 1st, and after a brief contemplation, they snuggle up under a progress pride blanket, phone plugged in farther away. It reads “It’s ok if you are tired. Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.”
June 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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septimusbrown.com
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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assignedmale.bsky.social
Victim complex
April 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Happy Mar10! Here's some random Mario things I drew when I was hyper fixated on drawing Mario things.
Panel 1 Mario: LUIGI! HEY, LUIGI! Panel 2 Mario: I turned into an elephant. Panel 3 Luigi stares. His eyes indicate that he's dead inside. Panel 4 Luigi: I find it distressing that this is unsurprising. Daisy wrote a letter to Luigi. Dear Luigi: I baked a cake and it's disgusting LOL!! Go get some MOnster Energy and meet me at the abandoned Denny's parking lot and I'll let you watch me set it on fire. K THX-- Daisy Panel 1 Peach: Toad, you're grounded! No Fortnite on the PC. Toad: OKAY! Panel 2 Peach: No Fortnite on the Switch. Toad: OKAY Panel 3 Peach: No Fortnite on the phone. Toad: OKAY! Panel 4 Peach: On the washer? How? Toad: You have underestimated my power. Panel 1 Mario: How are you, Toad Toad: No cap, great. Panel 2 Mario: TOAD! You're spouting nonsense! Toad: Based Mario Panel 3 Mario: PRINCESS! Toad is broken! Toad: Sus Panel 4 Peach: This is somehow TikTok's fault. Toad: Ratio
March 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Happy #mar10day !
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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greatdismal.bsky.social
March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Processing (Part 3) - Gator Days
Panel 1 August and Gustopher are having dinner. August has been quiet. He's usually quiet but he's even more quiet than usual. Gustopher: Dad, you're really quiet tonight, Panel 2 August: I just have something on my mind. Someone from work passed away. Gustopher: Oh... Are you okay? August: I'm- Panel 3 August had started that sentence with the intention of saying that he's okay. He starts to think to himself about how he's actually feeling. Panel 4 August: I'm feeling sad. I wish I had gotten to know him better. But I'm glad I had met him. He was a great guy.
March 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Me right now.
Grumble Field is on a table in an anxiety filled state. Two individuals are above him talking about his condition. Person 1: Is he okay? Person 2: He just made a minor typo in a comic. Grumble Field: I'll never recover. Spoiler. He recovers.
February 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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chloesimagination.bsky.social
Average car drive in the FNAF universe
December 15, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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kriswilson.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Christmas Play - Gator Days
Panel 1 Gustopher arrives in the kitchen. In his hand is a list that says "Cast" at the top. He shouts excitedly. Gustopher: DAD! I was cast in the Christmas play! Mewbert is also there. Panel 2 August inserts a casserole into the oven. The casserole is in the type of casserole dish that everyone has seen but no one can find it in any stores. This is the sort of observation that may pay off in the future but it probably won't. August: Congratulations. Gustopher: I GET TO LIGHT THE STREETS ON FIRE! Panel 3 August is perplexed at the inclusion of arson in a Christmas play. Surely the school wouldn't do that, especially not after the incident of 1995. He checks the cast list. August: What? That can't be- Ah... Panel 4 August: You're a street lamp lighter. Gustopher: Oh... I guess that's cool too. Mewbert: Mew (Possibly meaning "My condolences small one. But do not give up hope. I truly believe that within you is the ability to give the best performance possible. You will light the lamps in such a glorious manner, the audiences will believe the streets have been set ablaze by the power of your performance. Enough talk, feed me and pet me.")
December 11, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Maid screams for a murder! Detective is on the case. He sees a murder of crows. He decides this case closed, only to be pointed with a gun by a crow.
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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thelifeofsharks.com
Black Friday.
November 29, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
What game?
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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mbhare.bsky.social
Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons (below, a diverse collection of implicitly trans people wielding trans pride flags and also huge scifi arm cannons)
November 21, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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baron333.bsky.social
I missed having fun with friends 😂🤣
November 20, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Gymbro at the gym tries to hit on Tiger (while Nerd is there) by showing his abs. Tiger instead shows him her diamond abs. Gymbro tries to flex his bicep next. Nerd shows Gymbro his ripped arm. This disheartens Gymbro, but Jock and Olga comfort him. They all flex together. Tiger scares 2 girls away with a catty hiss.
November 21, 2024 at 9:34 AM