Danielle
@as-per-danielle.bsky.social
chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. politics. opinions my own. Vancouver-ish.
We all have crushes on Steve and Hopper, right?
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
We all have crushes on Steve and Hopper, right?
Saffron risotto in an roasted acorn squash 🍽️
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Saffron risotto in an roasted acorn squash 🍽️
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"Why does everyone have a diagnosis these days??"
Have you ever been at a party and started to feel it was too loud and too hot? And you tried to stick it out and keep talking to people, but finally snapped and made your excuses and headed for the fire escape...
Have you ever been at a party and started to feel it was too loud and too hot? And you tried to stick it out and keep talking to people, but finally snapped and made your excuses and headed for the fire escape...
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"Why does everyone have a diagnosis these days??"
Have you ever been at a party and started to feel it was too loud and too hot? And you tried to stick it out and keep talking to people, but finally snapped and made your excuses and headed for the fire escape...
Have you ever been at a party and started to feel it was too loud and too hot? And you tried to stick it out and keep talking to people, but finally snapped and made your excuses and headed for the fire escape...
Yesterday and tonight I met up with a couple girlfriends I’ve known for 20 years. Both are so funny:
“How did you get such a good price on your bed? How do you do blowjobs with that tiny mouth?”
“I have 2 friends named danielle. In my calendar she’s danielle and you’re Dani-poo”
“How did you get such a good price on your bed? How do you do blowjobs with that tiny mouth?”
“I have 2 friends named danielle. In my calendar she’s danielle and you’re Dani-poo”
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Yesterday and tonight I met up with a couple girlfriends I’ve known for 20 years. Both are so funny:
“How did you get such a good price on your bed? How do you do blowjobs with that tiny mouth?”
“I have 2 friends named danielle. In my calendar she’s danielle and you’re Dani-poo”
“How did you get such a good price on your bed? How do you do blowjobs with that tiny mouth?”
“I have 2 friends named danielle. In my calendar she’s danielle and you’re Dani-poo”
Trump’s FIFA trophy
a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army
ALT: a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Trump’s FIFA trophy
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
They need to bring back chip flavour contests
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They need to bring back chip flavour contests
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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The BC Conservative Party just announced they have removed John Rustad as their party leader.
Comes hours after Rustad said he was staying on despite 20 MLAs calling for his removal, arguing there was no mechanism for the party to turf him as leader after winning his leadership review.
Comes hours after Rustad said he was staying on despite 20 MLAs calling for his removal, arguing there was no mechanism for the party to turf him as leader after winning his leadership review.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The BC Conservative Party just announced they have removed John Rustad as their party leader.
Comes hours after Rustad said he was staying on despite 20 MLAs calling for his removal, arguing there was no mechanism for the party to turf him as leader after winning his leadership review.
Comes hours after Rustad said he was staying on despite 20 MLAs calling for his removal, arguing there was no mechanism for the party to turf him as leader after winning his leadership review.
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Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Sodastream has wild cherry Pepsi flavour now and I wish they weren’t Israeli
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sodastream has wild cherry Pepsi flavour now and I wish they weren’t Israeli
Racism alive and well in Canada. That’s way too many likes on a gross comment.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Racism alive and well in Canada. That’s way too many likes on a gross comment.
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November 30th / December 1st
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
November 30th / December 1st
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She can't see the present dude, that's why you wrapped it
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
She can't see the present dude, that's why you wrapped it
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This is my sister, Sheri-Lynn Bissonnette. If you know anything at all, please contact me here or the RCMP.
This is extremely out of character and everyone is worried sick.
cfjctoday.com/2025/11/27/k...
#kamloops #missing
This is extremely out of character and everyone is worried sick.
cfjctoday.com/2025/11/27/k...
#kamloops #missing
Kamloops RCMP searching for missing 57-year-old woman
KAMLOOPS - Police in Kamloops are asking for help in locating a missing 57-year-old woman, who hasn't been see...
cfjctoday.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is my sister, Sheri-Lynn Bissonnette. If you know anything at all, please contact me here or the RCMP.
This is extremely out of character and everyone is worried sick.
cfjctoday.com/2025/11/27/k...
#kamloops #missing
This is extremely out of character and everyone is worried sick.
cfjctoday.com/2025/11/27/k...
#kamloops #missing
Do you think the ostrich crazies who think they know better than the CFIA see this and go “better stock up!”
CFIA urges Canadians to check cupboards as pistachio recall widens #RECALL #Canada
Link to recalls in article
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Link to recalls in article
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
CFIA urges Canadians to check cupboards as pistachio recall widens
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has once again issued a warning about recalled pistachio products due to possible salmonella contamination, the latest in a series of similar recalls across ...
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Do you think the ostrich crazies who think they know better than the CFIA see this and go “better stock up!”
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Did you know that Elf has a lot of Canadian connections?
The Pacific Coliseum in Vancouver became the North Pole, a haunted hospital in Coquitlam was used for interior sets and even the famous Buddy burp was Canadian!
This is the story of Elf and Canada!
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The Pacific Coliseum in Vancouver became the North Pole, a haunted hospital in Coquitlam was used for interior sets and even the famous Buddy burp was Canadian!
This is the story of Elf and Canada!
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November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Did you know that Elf has a lot of Canadian connections?
The Pacific Coliseum in Vancouver became the North Pole, a haunted hospital in Coquitlam was used for interior sets and even the famous Buddy burp was Canadian!
This is the story of Elf and Canada!
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The Pacific Coliseum in Vancouver became the North Pole, a haunted hospital in Coquitlam was used for interior sets and even the famous Buddy burp was Canadian!
This is the story of Elf and Canada!
🧵1/10
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Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
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this week in stupid: November 29 edition open.substack.com/pub/jefftied... Sean wants is for you to be less of a fucking slob. one wonders if Sean might have a brief word with our current Secretary of Health and Human Services.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Watch til the end
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Watch til the end
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Standing up to the man. Respect ✊
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Standing up to the man. Respect ✊
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
Happy thanksgiving from my turkey!
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy thanksgiving from my turkey!