Ashley Joyce
@ashleyjoyce.bsky.social
Movies in and about Baltimore (she/her)
A microera in fanfic that merits recognition: from like 2009-2016, one person in every M/M pairing was required to have a man bun. This crossed all fandoms and genres; when you least expected it, you’d get hit with, “[Character] gathered his long hair into a loose bun near the top of his head.”
July 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
A microera in fanfic that merits recognition: from like 2009-2016, one person in every M/M pairing was required to have a man bun. This crossed all fandoms and genres; when you least expected it, you’d get hit with, “[Character] gathered his long hair into a loose bun near the top of his head.”
New Discover Weekly algorithm boldly offers to introduce me to:
- Urban Outfitters playlist bands from 2010
- two songs by America (neither of which is “Ventura Highway”)
- “Waiting Room”
- some kind of Australian Post Malone
- Urban Outfitters playlist bands from 2010
- two songs by America (neither of which is “Ventura Highway”)
- “Waiting Room”
- some kind of Australian Post Malone
July 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
New Discover Weekly algorithm boldly offers to introduce me to:
- Urban Outfitters playlist bands from 2010
- two songs by America (neither of which is “Ventura Highway”)
- “Waiting Room”
- some kind of Australian Post Malone
- Urban Outfitters playlist bands from 2010
- two songs by America (neither of which is “Ventura Highway”)
- “Waiting Room”
- some kind of Australian Post Malone
The only ones I consider truly locked in are Mulholland Drive and Mad Max; all perfect movies IMO, but my taste vacillates wildly from day to day!
June 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The only ones I consider truly locked in are Mulholland Drive and Mad Max; all perfect movies IMO, but my taste vacillates wildly from day to day!
As I browse the venue’s interactive seat map, relieved to know that my old ass will be able to sit down during the show, I ask myself the inevitable question: Is $600 a fair price to pay to briefly feel like it’s 2004 again?
March 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
As I browse the venue’s interactive seat map, relieved to know that my old ass will be able to sit down during the show, I ask myself the inevitable question: Is $600 a fair price to pay to briefly feel like it’s 2004 again?
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Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah. They say good things can happen dude. Hell yes dude. Yes.
January 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah. They say good things can happen dude. Hell yes dude. Yes.
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RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.
January 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.
Impossible to overstate the impact of his work on my life. A genius and a visionary.
January 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Impossible to overstate the impact of his work on my life. A genius and a visionary.
Years of reading about cults has taught me that once your whole shtick becomes about dissolving interpersonal and/or social boundaries, no matter how magnanimous your intentions, you’re already halfway down the path to facilitating exploitation and abuse.
January 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Years of reading about cults has taught me that once your whole shtick becomes about dissolving interpersonal and/or social boundaries, no matter how magnanimous your intentions, you’re already halfway down the path to facilitating exploitation and abuse.
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[date growing tired of my muppet takes] oh really?
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
January 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[date growing tired of my muppet takes] oh really?
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
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In my freshman year of film school, my media criticism prof showed us this video of a Sizzler promotional video, and I have never forgotten it. It’s been 7 years.
January 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
In my freshman year of film school, my media criticism prof showed us this video of a Sizzler promotional video, and I have never forgotten it. It’s been 7 years.
I watch this like once a month (weird Dailymotion titles and all)
Outstanding! David Bowie & Klaus Nomi TVC15 and Boys Keep Swinging 1979 SNL
Dailymotion video by Dog Byte
www.dailymotion.com
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I watch this like once a month (weird Dailymotion titles and all)
It’s been very depressing over the past couple of years to find that many movies I want to see (and would have been able to see in a local theater just a few years ago) are not being released within a 200-mi radius of my city.
Film distributors are run by some of the smartest and most dedicated people there are, but slow-burn releases with more than a two-week delay between NY/LA and smaller markets feel like an artifact of a time when word of mouth traveled more slowly and local film coverage meant more
It's plain to this Brooklynite that the releases of The Brutalist and Hard Truths (and I'm Still Here after Torres's win) are frustrating the hell out of anyone who isn't on the coasts. It doesn't seem like such a hot idea to be opening them at a crawl just as awards had made people curious.
January 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s been very depressing over the past couple of years to find that many movies I want to see (and would have been able to see in a local theater just a few years ago) are not being released within a 200-mi radius of my city.
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The Substance is very French (complimentary) while Emilia Perez is very French (derogatory).
January 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Substance is very French (complimentary) while Emilia Perez is very French (derogatory).
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"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
January 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
Watched this for the first time recently. It was incredible, but knowing all the extratextual details about Ryan and Tatum O’Neal made for an emotionally devastating viewing experience.
January 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Watched this for the first time recently. It was incredible, but knowing all the extratextual details about Ryan and Tatum O’Neal made for an emotionally devastating viewing experience.
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god i love the ireland school of motoring logo that's just our beautiful island as a guy left foot braking with his peanits out
January 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
god i love the ireland school of motoring logo that's just our beautiful island as a guy left foot braking with his peanits out
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