Asilin Kheldarson
@asilinkheldarson.bsky.social
Writer. Gamer. Mom. Slowly going insane. She/her.
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Do you think that makes it BETTER?
I had a friend in college whose boyfriend constantly said he was going to assault her little sister. We all told her to leave him. He would laugh and go "kidding kidding." But saying it at all made him untrustworthy.
"I'm going to invade you" is not a JOKE.
I had a friend in college whose boyfriend constantly said he was going to assault her little sister. We all told her to leave him. He would laugh and go "kidding kidding." But saying it at all made him untrustworthy.
"I'm going to invade you" is not a JOKE.
Newsom: "It was remarkably boring. It was remarkably insignificant. He was never going invade Greenland. It was never real."
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Do you think that makes it BETTER?
I had a friend in college whose boyfriend constantly said he was going to assault her little sister. We all told her to leave him. He would laugh and go "kidding kidding." But saying it at all made him untrustworthy.
"I'm going to invade you" is not a JOKE.
I had a friend in college whose boyfriend constantly said he was going to assault her little sister. We all told her to leave him. He would laugh and go "kidding kidding." But saying it at all made him untrustworthy.
"I'm going to invade you" is not a JOKE.
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Do these people realize that "peace through strength" is straight up Orwellian at this point? Like, we're so far beyond the level of satire that it's comic.
Bessent on Greenland: "Peace through strength. Make it part of the US and there will not be a conflict because the US right now, we're the hottest country in the world, we're the strongest country in the world. Europeans project weakness. The US projects strength."
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Do these people realize that "peace through strength" is straight up Orwellian at this point? Like, we're so far beyond the level of satire that it's comic.
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I saw this take on TikTok a few days ago and wanted to share it here. I had to truncate it because it's a bit longer than 3 minutes. Her central argument is the US govt has a problem in that decades of stochastic terrorism from gun culture has made us less scared of guns.
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I saw this take on TikTok a few days ago and wanted to share it here. I had to truncate it because it's a bit longer than 3 minutes. Her central argument is the US govt has a problem in that decades of stochastic terrorism from gun culture has made us less scared of guns.
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
We just finished our Advent Adventure by @dicebound.bsky.social. it was a lot of fun!
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We just finished our Advent Adventure by @dicebound.bsky.social. it was a lot of fun!
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Periodically I punch the area where I used to live into Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace and search for a miracle. See, when I was sixteen, my mother lost our family storage unit for non-payment. And that included my original Pony collection.
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Periodically I punch the area where I used to live into Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace and search for a miracle. See, when I was sixteen, my mother lost our family storage unit for non-payment. And that included my original Pony collection.
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The wheel turns; the summer ends.
The light departs, the cold descends,
And we are left to hold the light
Against the cold and longest night.
The wind that howls around the door,
The tracks of snow upon the floor.
Reach for your loves and hold them tight
Against the cold and longest night.
The light departs, the cold descends,
And we are left to hold the light
Against the cold and longest night.
The wind that howls around the door,
The tracks of snow upon the floor.
Reach for your loves and hold them tight
Against the cold and longest night.
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The wheel turns; the summer ends.
The light departs, the cold descends,
And we are left to hold the light
Against the cold and longest night.
The wind that howls around the door,
The tracks of snow upon the floor.
Reach for your loves and hold them tight
Against the cold and longest night.
The light departs, the cold descends,
And we are left to hold the light
Against the cold and longest night.
The wind that howls around the door,
The tracks of snow upon the floor.
Reach for your loves and hold them tight
Against the cold and longest night.
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Reminder: you should absolutely start wearing the best mask you can find in public spaces, even if you stopped before. We have no public health at the top level & repeat infections have ravaged immune systems.
If someone gives you a hassle, say "even if it's just a cold, I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER!"
If someone gives you a hassle, say "even if it's just a cold, I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER!"
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reminder: you should absolutely start wearing the best mask you can find in public spaces, even if you stopped before. We have no public health at the top level & repeat infections have ravaged immune systems.
If someone gives you a hassle, say "even if it's just a cold, I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER!"
If someone gives you a hassle, say "even if it's just a cold, I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER!"
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As we move into a major shopping weekend, filled with sales and exciting offers, I wanted to remind y'all about OMENS OF CHAOS, the first print Magic the Gathering novel since 2019!
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As we move into a major shopping weekend, filled with sales and exciting offers, I wanted to remind y'all about OMENS OF CHAOS, the first print Magic the Gathering novel since 2019!
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It's time for everyone's favorite chronologically unanchored holiday, The Story of the Lizard in the Leg.
Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's time for everyone's favorite chronologically unanchored holiday, The Story of the Lizard in the Leg.
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Consequences are not cancel culture. They're just a new concept for parts of society, who have never actually had to deal with them before.
When the papers start whining about “cancel culture” again, remember that these men are stepping down 1) voluntarily, and 2) because their jobs have no real impact on their wealth and power, and 3) BECAUSE OF THE RAPING.
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Consequences are not cancel culture. They're just a new concept for parts of society, who have never actually had to deal with them before.
Post you from a different era
A family vacation, probably around 2006 or so.
A family vacation, probably around 2006 or so.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Post you from a different era
A family vacation, probably around 2006 or so.
A family vacation, probably around 2006 or so.
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif
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This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.
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Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"
I've saved her some time.
I've saved her some time.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"
I've saved her some time.
I've saved her some time.
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This story is developing nicely.
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This story is developing nicely.
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The Trump administration’s nominee for a top federal position has withdrawn his candidacy amid scrutiny of his role at a business co-owned by one of Russia’s richest oligarchs, and his relations by marriage to a Russian family with ties to the Kremlin.
Trump nominee at U.S. export bank withdraws amid scrutiny of Russia ties
Bryce McFerran is a senior executive at a steel-trading business co-owned by one of Russia’s richest oligarchs and is married to a member of a Russian family with extensive ties to the Kremlin.
wapo.st
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Trump administration’s nominee for a top federal position has withdrawn his candidacy amid scrutiny of his role at a business co-owned by one of Russia’s richest oligarchs, and his relations by marriage to a Russian family with ties to the Kremlin.
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Pen and ink Gomez and Morticia Addams from this day in 2016 🖤
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pen and ink Gomez and Morticia Addams from this day in 2016 🖤
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I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”
A source familiar w/ internal workings at MasterCard notes the company does not plan to recruit additional call center workers for the Christmas season, as MasterCard does not expect higher call volume than usual. A resurgence of calls re censorship during the busy season would be huge strategically
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”
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This bothers me more and more as I get older. It is so normal to change our minds when we encounter new information. Everyone’s so scared of being a little embarrassed at not knowing, but it’s fine and normal to not know everything.
I am frankly sick of all the people who insist “so and so seemed off from the start.”
Stop lying. Sometimes bad people are very charming and likable and you liked them and that’s fine.
Stop lying. Sometimes bad people are very charming and likable and you liked them and that’s fine.
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This bothers me more and more as I get older. It is so normal to change our minds when we encounter new information. Everyone’s so scared of being a little embarrassed at not knowing, but it’s fine and normal to not know everything.
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Illegal killings ordered by a criminal regime.
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Illegal killings ordered by a criminal regime.
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You gotta give ‘em hop.
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You gotta give ‘em hop.
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This post shows up for me flagged as rude. I know some people think it's impolite to remind them that proportionately, most of the lives saved by vaccines are those of children; it's also true. Vaccinations save children. If you care about them, fight FOR vaccination, not AGAINST abortion.
There’s a section in my shul’s cemetery that’s just babies, toddlers, and littles. The most recent died less than 100 years ago. If you love your kids, vaccinate them.
October 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This post shows up for me flagged as rude. I know some people think it's impolite to remind them that proportionately, most of the lives saved by vaccines are those of children; it's also true. Vaccinations save children. If you care about them, fight FOR vaccination, not AGAINST abortion.