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Average Deluxe
@averagedeluxe.bsky.social
Just a couple people dressed up as a creative studio.

Find good.
Make things.
📍PDX built and based
(they/them)
Ignoring you terminally online dork’s doomer posts the rest of the year.
Take a fucking day off, your brainrot deserves it. Hock your newsletter next week.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Working on some things for the New Year.

Medium Fun - Volume One
2026
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Enjoy the rapture, peoples.
Should be pretty neat.

#art #illustration
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
All things considered, do your best.
We dusted off this account, btw.

Hello.
#art #illustration
September 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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We met and walked along the wooded path, fragrant of spring wildflowers, she turned to me and said “fuck me up, Brujo” so I reached in her pocket, grabbed her car keys and threw them in the river.
May 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sometimes you’re a little “South of Heaven” and sometimes you’re a “Smooth Operator.”

Sometimes you’re both.
We are both.

An older little homage to the one and only, Sade Adu.

🎨
#art #illustration #musictok
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just tossing this back out there after a bit of a hiatus.
Tired? You aren’t alone, my friend.

🎨
#art #design #illustration
April 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We will be sharing more art in the coming weeks as we get more organized.
Restarting from scratch was a bit more daunting than we imagined.

Here’s an ode to our (imaginary) founder, Larry “Honest Tom” Town.

Have a time.
🎨
#art #illustration
April 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s that time of year, time to dust off this design.
Always accepting new members.

🎨
#design #illustration #naturegang
April 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Please excuse our absence, we got stuck in the walk in cooler with the meats.
April 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This was our second post, and it will continue to remain true.
Now we are just going to add more art into the mix.

✨Have a time✨
I’m going to persue positive nonsense and frivolity on this account.

If that’s your bag, feel free to hop on in.
The water is made of pudding, and doubt.
March 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Took a few months off from social media to get some shit together.
It didn’t work too well, just ended up wasting time in a different way instead.
March 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hope some of you got new joke formats for Christmas!
🎄🎅🏽
December 26, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Logging on…
December 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Are 3 rolls of pennies, a bunch of bent cut nails, a skee-ball token, and a Foreigner cassette in a Chock full o'Nuts can beneath the laundry on my workbench crypto? If so, I have crypto
December 9, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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sure sex is great but have you ever been called a jerk by a complete stranger in a group chat started by your own mother?
December 9, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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They just up and went and made that poor girl on the prairie blind one day.
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Getting our photo taken with impact zones at Happy Honda Days.
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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if you find yourself starting a reply to a joke with ‘actually’ just go ahead and set your hair on fire honeybuns
November 26, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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Skip the bs, inject your turkey with THC
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Good morning!
Just a friendly reminder…
November 27, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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No one dares to talk about how slutty dinosaurs were
July 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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A discarded Dunkin Donuts cup will become a franchise within 2 weeks
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 PM
The team at Average Deluxe hard at work to bring you a whole lotta nothin’ in the middle of the night.
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 AM