phil
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he/him. software tinkerer, RPG forever GM. // Bnet: stoppablefrc#1707 // PSN: PhilCharisma // mastodon instance admin
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year
@kurlancheek.bsky.social first off, let me say, housing has completely blown me away. Phenomenal way to make me lose sleep. 😂
gotta ask, as a subscription-long troll enthusiast though: why do Rezan and Paku get idols and Gonk only gets a bookcase? and no love for Kragwa and Gral?
thanks again!
gotta ask, as a subscription-long troll enthusiast though: why do Rezan and Paku get idols and Gonk only gets a bookcase? and no love for Kragwa and Gral?
thanks again!
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@kurlancheek.bsky.social first off, let me say, housing has completely blown me away. Phenomenal way to make me lose sleep. 😂
gotta ask, as a subscription-long troll enthusiast though: why do Rezan and Paku get idols and Gonk only gets a bookcase? and no love for Kragwa and Gral?
thanks again!
gotta ask, as a subscription-long troll enthusiast though: why do Rezan and Paku get idols and Gonk only gets a bookcase? and no love for Kragwa and Gral?
thanks again!
@achloryn.bsky.social ... are you playing Legion Remix or does someone else just have a good name here (Archdruid Fuzzbutt)
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@achloryn.bsky.social ... are you playing Legion Remix or does someone else just have a good name here (Archdruid Fuzzbutt)
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Essential dungeon crawl monsters:
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Essential dungeon crawl monsters:
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Ooh MAMA, sue me!
Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha
Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ooh MAMA, sue me!
Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha
Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha
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look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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My brain unfortunately keeps filing away "Grijalva" as "Gravija" so
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My brain unfortunately keeps filing away "Grijalva" as "Gravija" so
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its 9 am and so far today we have learned that jeffrey epstein was advised to blackmail donald trump who spent lots of alone time with children at epsteins house
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
its 9 am and so far today we have learned that jeffrey epstein was advised to blackmail donald trump who spent lots of alone time with children at epsteins house
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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Everything about making video games is harder than you think.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Everything about making video games is harder than you think.
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As a #WoW_Partner the WoW team have given us a code for Midnight Epic Edition, which grants beta access, to celebrate the Nov 11th start of the beta! Repost this and follow us by Nov 9th at 11:59 pm CST for a chance to win this amazing mount! Winners picked and contacted Nov 10th! Good luck!
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
As a #WoW_Partner the WoW team have given us a code for Midnight Epic Edition, which grants beta access, to celebrate the Nov 11th start of the beta! Repost this and follow us by Nov 9th at 11:59 pm CST for a chance to win this amazing mount! Winners picked and contacted Nov 10th! Good luck!
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A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS
WRITE 30% OF YOUR CODE EVERYONE DEPENDS ON
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS
WRITE 30% OF YOUR CODE EVERYONE DEPENDS ON
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS
WRITE 30% OF YOUR CODE EVERYONE DEPENDS ON
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS
WRITE 30% OF YOUR CODE EVERYONE DEPENDS ON
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STOP THE PRESSES.
The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.
Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.
@hg101.bsky.social
The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.
Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.
@hg101.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
STOP THE PRESSES.
The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.
Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.
@hg101.bsky.social
The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.
Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.
@hg101.bsky.social
sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I could actually see during the last 20 minutes of an average Vampire Survivors run, but I guess we'll never know
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I could actually see during the last 20 minutes of an average Vampire Survivors run, but I guess we'll never know
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Valve isn't nice or your friend, its just that no one has a gun to their head demanding they meet some made up growth goal every year or else. So they just do what works and makes money with as little risk as possible. Like a normal fucking business.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Valve isn't nice or your friend, its just that no one has a gun to their head demanding they meet some made up growth goal every year or else. So they just do what works and makes money with as little risk as possible. Like a normal fucking business.
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you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
if they ever give an award for loudest shoes in the office, I'm gonna win by a country mile
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if they ever give an award for loudest shoes in the office, I'm gonna win by a country mile