Nicki
@badgerreader.bsky.social
Whine a lot. Ice cream lover. she/her
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Shoutout to everyone who is scrambling to put the thing together
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Shoutout to everyone who is scrambling to put the thing together
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
For all my grumbling about the chaos happening at work, I will say my direct boss is being pretty damn awesome.
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
For all my grumbling about the chaos happening at work, I will say my direct boss is being pretty damn awesome.
1. I tore my meniscus (in my early 30s) getting up after wrapping a bday present on the floor.
2. honestly (at 45) I still wrap on the floor but now it is further complicated with a blind dog who thinks you are on the floor to be her buddy.
2. honestly (at 45) I still wrap on the floor but now it is further complicated with a blind dog who thinks you are on the floor to be her buddy.
don’t wrap presents on the floor without a plan on how to get back up
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
1. I tore my meniscus (in my early 30s) getting up after wrapping a bday present on the floor.
2. honestly (at 45) I still wrap on the floor but now it is further complicated with a blind dog who thinks you are on the floor to be her buddy.
2. honestly (at 45) I still wrap on the floor but now it is further complicated with a blind dog who thinks you are on the floor to be her buddy.
My inlaws just had their fridge die.
two women wearing headphones are sitting in front of microphones and the words good times are visible
Alt: two women imitating an NPR radio segment are wearing headphones and sitting in front of microphones with the words good times are visible
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My inlaws just had their fridge die.
Company dropped a Fri fun email changing our holiday pay policy while HR and leadership are both out of the office and no one is answering questions. Today I already had a scheduled meeting with my dept to review our latest engagement survey results where half the comments called for me to fired.
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Company dropped a Fri fun email changing our holiday pay policy while HR and leadership are both out of the office and no one is answering questions. Today I already had a scheduled meeting with my dept to review our latest engagement survey results where half the comments called for me to fired.
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Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
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My husband: I’ll buy you some more lotion.
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump can’t reach: THAT’S NOT THE POINT
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump can’t reach: THAT’S NOT THE POINT
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My husband: I’ll buy you some more lotion.
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump can’t reach: THAT’S NOT THE POINT
Me, cutting the lotion bottle in half with a giant kitchen knife in order to extract every drop of product the stupid pump can’t reach: THAT’S NOT THE POINT
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by the time this is over they’ll have added his big dumb sharpie signature to the declaration of independence
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
by the time this is over they’ll have added his big dumb sharpie signature to the declaration of independence
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Just learned from our younger child what the current version of “first world problems” is.
YC - “So my friend told me he couldn’t fit in his slacks anymore because his glutes had gotten bigger from working out, and I was like ‘oh no your lobster’s too buttered’”
YC - “So my friend told me he couldn’t fit in his slacks anymore because his glutes had gotten bigger from working out, and I was like ‘oh no your lobster’s too buttered’”
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just learned from our younger child what the current version of “first world problems” is.
YC - “So my friend told me he couldn’t fit in his slacks anymore because his glutes had gotten bigger from working out, and I was like ‘oh no your lobster’s too buttered’”
YC - “So my friend told me he couldn’t fit in his slacks anymore because his glutes had gotten bigger from working out, and I was like ‘oh no your lobster’s too buttered’”
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Per Trump’s preferred naming format in the Epstein Files, I understand the Center is now called:
[REDACTED] And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
[REDACTED] And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Per Trump’s preferred naming format in the Epstein Files, I understand the Center is now called:
[REDACTED] And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
[REDACTED] And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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Also, you'd think that he would have to be dead before he could have a memorial center, but I guess not.
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Also, you'd think that he would have to be dead before he could have a memorial center, but I guess not.
Absolutely dying that the Bridget Everett show in Milwaukee is posted as all ages.
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Absolutely dying that the Bridget Everett show in Milwaukee is posted as all ages.
There is much muddling through somehow right now, but I will continue to look for the light.
Maybe the reason we feel differently about these murders is because they’re a reminder of the noose around each of our necks. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/instead-he...
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
There is much muddling through somehow right now, but I will continue to look for the light.
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Somehow @sepinwall.bsky.social published a beautiful eulogy for Rob Reiner overnight. I woke up saddened by the news of his passing, and this piece—celebrating his life and work—was exactly what I needed to read.
www.whatsalanwatching.com/rob-reiner-w...
www.whatsalanwatching.com/rob-reiner-w...
Rob Reiner was a master who didn't care if you noticed
A tribute to the late, great 'All in the Family' star and director of movie classics like 'This Is Spinal Tap' and 'The Princess Bride'
www.whatsalanwatching.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Somehow @sepinwall.bsky.social published a beautiful eulogy for Rob Reiner overnight. I woke up saddened by the news of his passing, and this piece—celebrating his life and work—was exactly what I needed to read.
www.whatsalanwatching.com/rob-reiner-w...
www.whatsalanwatching.com/rob-reiner-w...
Sometimes I wonder if I'm too harsh on J but other times it truly feels like he does not understand living together for the past decade.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm too harsh on J but other times it truly feels like he does not understand living together for the past decade.
So much of my holiday decor came from ex boyfriend's parents. It's kinda wild to look around my house and see 20-some years of gift memories.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
So much of my holiday decor came from ex boyfriend's parents. It's kinda wild to look around my house and see 20-some years of gift memories.
Realized I'm missing an item from an order. Look up order and 2 tracking numbers both delivered Dec 3. Nope. Website states if you have not received in 3 days to contact them. Okay, it's Dec 10th so I do. They look it up and tell me that missing item is still in route. SO WHY SHARE TRACKING LIES?
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Realized I'm missing an item from an order. Look up order and 2 tracking numbers both delivered Dec 3. Nope. Website states if you have not received in 3 days to contact them. Okay, it's Dec 10th so I do. They look it up and tell me that missing item is still in route. SO WHY SHARE TRACKING LIES?
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I like it when people don’t pay attention to how they send their out of office notices because then I get the option to join their vacations online
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I like it when people don’t pay attention to how they send their out of office notices because then I get the option to join their vacations online
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Of course they do, they can't see over the fucking steering wheel. Accident waiting to happen.
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Of course they do, they can't see over the fucking steering wheel. Accident waiting to happen.
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We used to live in simpler times.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We used to live in simpler times.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Stay indoors. Yeah, okay. That does not seem like a total solution here.
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Stay indoors. Yeah, okay. That does not seem like a total solution here.
My work phone did not work outside the country (expected and that was nice to not even be able to check in when guilt struck). But then it bricked when I got back into the US. I called IT and they said to leave it off and then turn it on when I got back onsite. So I had no work phone for 10 days.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My work phone did not work outside the country (expected and that was nice to not even be able to check in when guilt struck). But then it bricked when I got back into the US. I called IT and they said to leave it off and then turn it on when I got back onsite. So I had no work phone for 10 days.
Kelsey is not pleased at this snow. Being blind is hard She has to find the exact right place to poop and keeps knocking her face into snowbanks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Kelsey is not pleased at this snow. Being blind is hard She has to find the exact right place to poop and keeps knocking her face into snowbanks.