Dyson
@badgerwitch.bsky.social
badger | aspiring witch ♍ | he/they | 26 | gay? | lover of language, music, and culture | BLM | Decolonize | Eat the Rich
I feel nostalgic for when I would actually talk to people and post things. I miss being present, but its so hard to find the energy for it. Im sorry to everyone I drifted away from. I promise it wasn't personal.
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I feel nostalgic for when I would actually talk to people and post things. I miss being present, but its so hard to find the energy for it. Im sorry to everyone I drifted away from. I promise it wasn't personal.
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A mari and stars or snowflakes
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A mari and stars or snowflakes
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Ever seen a badger get the zoomies?
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ever seen a badger get the zoomies?
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
Aw! The first flower bud of this year's blooming season!
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Aw! The first flower bud of this year's blooming season!
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
Well i have a whole cello now. And im struggling, but I WILL learn.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Well i have a whole cello now. And im struggling, but I WILL learn.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I've been considering renting to owning an electric cello. Its so difficult to practice my instruments while apartment living, but it would be quiet enough to not bother anybody.
I just miss playing music like I used to.
I just miss playing music like I used to.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I've been considering renting to owning an electric cello. Its so difficult to practice my instruments while apartment living, but it would be quiet enough to not bother anybody.
I just miss playing music like I used to.
I just miss playing music like I used to.
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Really nice footage of her grappling an egg, it isn't Katy.🙄 It's a young female, maybe she can't get her canines in, to carry it away. She left it...
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Really nice footage of her grappling an egg, it isn't Katy.🙄 It's a young female, maybe she can't get her canines in, to carry it away. She left it...
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Goodnight.
🖼️ Hannah Willow
🖼️ Hannah Willow
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Goodnight.
🖼️ Hannah Willow
🖼️ Hannah Willow
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(2024)
Adult Spyro, inspired by Nicholas Kole's design.
Adult Spyro, inspired by Nicholas Kole's design.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
(2024)
Adult Spyro, inspired by Nicholas Kole's design.
Adult Spyro, inspired by Nicholas Kole's design.
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Boo Hoo!
(thanks for those who came n watched me scribble this out in stream tonight. Lemme know if you're interested in seeing more)
(thanks for those who came n watched me scribble this out in stream tonight. Lemme know if you're interested in seeing more)
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Boo Hoo!
(thanks for those who came n watched me scribble this out in stream tonight. Lemme know if you're interested in seeing more)
(thanks for those who came n watched me scribble this out in stream tonight. Lemme know if you're interested in seeing more)
Im in the mood for a possum sona
Adding another to the list of sonas I want ugh
Adding another to the list of sonas I want ugh
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Im in the mood for a possum sona
Adding another to the list of sonas I want ugh
Adding another to the list of sonas I want ugh
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Lizards are so COOL!
1/2
1/2
March 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Lizards are so COOL!
1/2
1/2
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They're practicing calligraphy! 🐦⬛🪶
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They're practicing calligraphy! 🐦⬛🪶
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「 THE TERROR THAT LIES IN THE MIST 」
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
「 THE TERROR THAT LIES IN THE MIST 」