Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master
@bagglestheelf.bsky.social
Sam. They/Them. Big fan of my son, Toby, who is an orange cat.
Four games something something 2025
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Four games something something 2025
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
Weird patrons today -
- one said a picture of a moneybag on a book display sign meant that the library "promoted bank robbery"
- another one asked, very seriously, where we kept the pornography
- another one screamed at staff when they went into the bathroom she was in (door was unlocked)
- one said a picture of a moneybag on a book display sign meant that the library "promoted bank robbery"
- another one asked, very seriously, where we kept the pornography
- another one screamed at staff when they went into the bathroom she was in (door was unlocked)
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Weird patrons today -
- one said a picture of a moneybag on a book display sign meant that the library "promoted bank robbery"
- another one asked, very seriously, where we kept the pornography
- another one screamed at staff when they went into the bathroom she was in (door was unlocked)
- one said a picture of a moneybag on a book display sign meant that the library "promoted bank robbery"
- another one asked, very seriously, where we kept the pornography
- another one screamed at staff when they went into the bathroom she was in (door was unlocked)
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I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
Why is the male loneliness epidemic so often blamed on women? Loneliness does not equal "not getting sex", it means youre not getting enough connection with real humans. The advice should be to form strong friendships, likely with other men, not blaming women for not marrying as much anymore
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why is the male loneliness epidemic so often blamed on women? Loneliness does not equal "not getting sex", it means youre not getting enough connection with real humans. The advice should be to form strong friendships, likely with other men, not blaming women for not marrying as much anymore
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i'm told cyndy martin has resigned from ALL of her DFL positions - CD8, CBRC, code of conduct, itasca county DFL, feminist caucus - as of today
she pleaded not guilty to vehicular homicide last month
taylordahlin.com/f/cyndy-mart...
she pleaded not guilty to vehicular homicide last month
taylordahlin.com/f/cyndy-mart...
Cyndy Martin Reportedly Resigns From All DFL Positions
Cyndy Martin, the chair of CD8 DFL, has reportedly resigned from all of her DFL party positions as of Friday, December 12. The news broke after another CD8 party official walked into a labor lunch in ...
taylordahlin.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i'm told cyndy martin has resigned from ALL of her DFL positions - CD8, CBRC, code of conduct, itasca county DFL, feminist caucus - as of today
she pleaded not guilty to vehicular homicide last month
taylordahlin.com/f/cyndy-mart...
she pleaded not guilty to vehicular homicide last month
taylordahlin.com/f/cyndy-mart...
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You can tell how different Canada is from America in that if you go to Montreal, where the official language is French, cashiers or baristas or whatever will greet you with “Bonjour, hi!” whereas in America if anyone ever says “Hello, hola!” they are 100% ICE
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You can tell how different Canada is from America in that if you go to Montreal, where the official language is French, cashiers or baristas or whatever will greet you with “Bonjour, hi!” whereas in America if anyone ever says “Hello, hola!” they are 100% ICE
The thing Ive noticed about Minnesotans is they seem to think that bc theyre tired of the snow, they can drive like its not snowing. I wanted to do a citizens arrest on the BMW squealing down the unplowed side road at 45 mph
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The thing Ive noticed about Minnesotans is they seem to think that bc theyre tired of the snow, they can drive like its not snowing. I wanted to do a citizens arrest on the BMW squealing down the unplowed side road at 45 mph
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the best thing about undertaking a new hobby is the whole new world of detestable guys it opens up to you. guys who are probably fine when you encounter them at work or trivia night, only becoming intolerable the minute you put a banjo in their hands
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the best thing about undertaking a new hobby is the whole new world of detestable guys it opens up to you. guys who are probably fine when you encounter them at work or trivia night, only becoming intolerable the minute you put a banjo in their hands
The problem with this is that a good chunk of teens have not reached these conclusions because they are using deep critical thinking skills and considering various sources..... they've listened to conspiracy podcasts and nut job tik toks that say not to trust anything mainstream.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The problem with this is that a good chunk of teens have not reached these conclusions because they are using deep critical thinking skills and considering various sources..... they've listened to conspiracy podcasts and nut job tik toks that say not to trust anything mainstream.
An insane amount of people are still upset about Ariana grande saying she hated America. Why is that such a sticking point? She wasnt wrong and even if she was, in terms of celebrity gaffes, its literally nothing
(Licking the donut was weird obvs)
(Licking the donut was weird obvs)
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
An insane amount of people are still upset about Ariana grande saying she hated America. Why is that such a sticking point? She wasnt wrong and even if she was, in terms of celebrity gaffes, its literally nothing
(Licking the donut was weird obvs)
(Licking the donut was weird obvs)
I never get the hate online for generic tchotchkes at craft fairs. Those 3d printed dragons are just the 2020s version of the pipe cleaner and tinsel crowns that every booth sold in 2007.
Now, when ppl try to sell drop shipped stuff, or do their wax melting MLM, thats the real craft fair cringe
Now, when ppl try to sell drop shipped stuff, or do their wax melting MLM, thats the real craft fair cringe
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I never get the hate online for generic tchotchkes at craft fairs. Those 3d printed dragons are just the 2020s version of the pipe cleaner and tinsel crowns that every booth sold in 2007.
Now, when ppl try to sell drop shipped stuff, or do their wax melting MLM, thats the real craft fair cringe
Now, when ppl try to sell drop shipped stuff, or do their wax melting MLM, thats the real craft fair cringe
I went to a new hairdresser and they complimented my rainbow of dye colors and I got to brag that I did it myself. I won a gold star in haircut, something normal people want to achieve for sure
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I went to a new hairdresser and they complimented my rainbow of dye colors and I got to brag that I did it myself. I won a gold star in haircut, something normal people want to achieve for sure
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So many journalists think swing voters are elite weirdos like them debating the finer points of policy at one of Jeffrey Epstein’s salons when actually they’re a whole different breed of weirdos with inscrutable politics that occasionally lead to attempts to impress Jodie Foster.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
So many journalists think swing voters are elite weirdos like them debating the finer points of policy at one of Jeffrey Epstein’s salons when actually they’re a whole different breed of weirdos with inscrutable politics that occasionally lead to attempts to impress Jodie Foster.
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
Star Wars discourse is back? The Last Jedi better be glad The Rise of Skywalker sucked so bad.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Star Wars discourse is back? The Last Jedi better be glad The Rise of Skywalker sucked so bad.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
#Missouri friends: the folks working to undo the gerrymandered need help knocking doors this weekend!
Sign up now and please share:
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🎶ROXanne!
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🎶ROXanne!
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
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This is harsh but it needs to be said: TERFism is user-friendly fascism for ostensibly liberal people. It gives them a minority group that they can openly hate and discriminate against, but at the same time they won’t be ostracized by their other putatively liberal friends.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is harsh but it needs to be said: TERFism is user-friendly fascism for ostensibly liberal people. It gives them a minority group that they can openly hate and discriminate against, but at the same time they won’t be ostracized by their other putatively liberal friends.
Whenever someone screenshots the Google AI overview as a supposed ironclad "answer" to something, my librarian heart shrinks 10 sizes. Just link the Wikipedia dudes!
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Whenever someone screenshots the Google AI overview as a supposed ironclad "answer" to something, my librarian heart shrinks 10 sizes. Just link the Wikipedia dudes!