Doof
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CEO of my own company (D.E.I.), Evil scientist leveraging my industry experience to surpass my current position and obtain control of my local tristate area. Despite certain footage, I tolerate most platypuses.
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A lot of u are this guy rn
September 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
A lot of u are this guy rn
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The famous bears of Alaska's Katmai National Park are enjoying an abundance of salmon, and even some playtime, as they pack on pounds to prepare for the winter.
Fat Bear Week is here early, and the bears are fat and playful
The famous bears of Alaska's Katmai National Park are enjoying an abundance of salmon, and even some playtime, as they pack on pounds to prepare for the winter.
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September 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The famous bears of Alaska's Katmai National Park are enjoying an abundance of salmon, and even some playtime, as they pack on pounds to prepare for the winter.
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A lot of pickup drivers with Trump flags may arrive at their local rural hospitals with family members having medical emergencies only to find that they are closed. A defining characteristic of MAGA seems to be that they tend to vote against their own interests.
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How proposed cuts to Medicaid could affect rural hospitals
Rural hospitals across the country, many already struggling to stay afloat, could face devastating consequences if proposed Medicaid cuts in the domestic spending bill become law. To help understand w...
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June 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A lot of pickup drivers with Trump flags may arrive at their local rural hospitals with family members having medical emergencies only to find that they are closed. A defining characteristic of MAGA seems to be that they tend to vote against their own interests.
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic
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June 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic
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Duke appears to have lost NIH grants because they used the prefix "trans" in reference to disease transmission, transgenic genetic material, translational studies, or signal transduction www.dukechronicle.com/article/2025...
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Duke appears to have lost NIH grants because they used the prefix "trans" in reference to disease transmission, transgenic genetic material, translational studies, or signal transduction www.dukechronicle.com/article/2025...
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hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
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And ... it's out. Our episode on SCOTUS's latest complicity with Trump's lawlessness @profmmurray.bsky.social @kateshaw.bsky.social @leahlitman.bsky.social : crooked.com/podcast/scot...
SCOTUS Clears the Way for Trump’s Lawlessness | Crooked Media
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June 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
And ... it's out. Our episode on SCOTUS's latest complicity with Trump's lawlessness @profmmurray.bsky.social @kateshaw.bsky.social @leahlitman.bsky.social : crooked.com/podcast/scot...
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Zohran Mamdani, a 33-year-old state assembly member and Democratic socialist, came in first in Tuesday's ranked-choice primary. Here's what to know about his policies, personal life and past.
4 things to know about Zohran Mamdani, presumptive Democratic nominee for NYC mayor
Zohran Mamdani, a 33-year-old state assembly member and Democratic socialist, came in first in Tuesday's ranked-choice primary. Here's what to know about his policies, personal life and past.
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June 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Zohran Mamdani, a 33-year-old state assembly member and Democratic socialist, came in first in Tuesday's ranked-choice primary. Here's what to know about his policies, personal life and past.
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The Trump administration announced Friday that starting on Sept. 2, Haitians cannot remain in the U.S. under temporary protected status. It’s part of a broader change by the administration to revoke legal protections for citizens of several countries, including Venezuela. buff.ly/6o1J76t
Venezuelan immigrants in Chicago live in fear after loss of temporary legal status
The Trump administration announced Friday that starting on Sept. 2, Haitians cannot remain in the U.S. under temporary protected status. It’s part of a broader change by the administration to revoke…
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June 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Trump administration announced Friday that starting on Sept. 2, Haitians cannot remain in the U.S. under temporary protected status. It’s part of a broader change by the administration to revoke legal protections for citizens of several countries, including Venezuela. buff.ly/6o1J76t
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
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March 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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Now that the economy is going to shit, somebody should create some kind of platform where we can buy/sell/trade books for cheap. Maybe it can expand into media like dvd/blu ray/video games...
March 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Now that the economy is going to shit, somebody should create some kind of platform where we can buy/sell/trade books for cheap. Maybe it can expand into media like dvd/blu ray/video games...
Getting yelled at for four hours straight for different reasons by two kids who are dysregulated and feeding off each other's energy just makes my soul weary. #parenting #CountToTen #OneCandleForYou #OneCandleForMe #GentleParenting #ButNotGentleToddlering
March 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Getting yelled at for four hours straight for different reasons by two kids who are dysregulated and feeding off each other's energy just makes my soul weary. #parenting #CountToTen #OneCandleForYou #OneCandleForMe #GentleParenting #ButNotGentleToddlering
A guy just asked me where I got my bag and I'm gonna ride this high for the rest of the day. Now I know how women feel when they compliment each other's outfits
March 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A guy just asked me where I got my bag and I'm gonna ride this high for the rest of the day. Now I know how women feel when they compliment each other's outfits
It's bizarre to think that there are people that watched Captain America and probably rooted for red skull and hydra.
March 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's bizarre to think that there are people that watched Captain America and probably rooted for red skull and hydra.
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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
WASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly deployed 3,000 troops American on a beer run Monday. “As of this morning, I have ordered our armed forces to travel to liquor stores, gas stations, and 7-Elevens across the country to stock up on […]
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March 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
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I'm new to this whole "history" thing... tell me what comes after the Roaring 20s?
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm new to this whole "history" thing... tell me what comes after the Roaring 20s?
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There should be a medicine based bad holiday movie. ER pages Hospitalist. "Hey hospitalist, I have an admit... I'd like to admit my feelings to you..." Then they hold hands and skip together as they transport the patient to radiology and surrounding staff break into song. #medsky
December 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
There should be a medicine based bad holiday movie. ER pages Hospitalist. "Hey hospitalist, I have an admit... I'd like to admit my feelings to you..." Then they hold hands and skip together as they transport the patient to radiology and surrounding staff break into song. #medsky
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Haha 😂 , sorry, it’s a bad joke—but honestly, I’m kind of proud of it!
December 18, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Haha 😂 , sorry, it’s a bad joke—but honestly, I’m kind of proud of it!
Part of #adulting and #parenting is looking at the price of some of these big #LEGO sets and understanding Mr. President's use of the kragle
December 9, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Part of #adulting and #parenting is looking at the price of some of these big #LEGO sets and understanding Mr. President's use of the kragle
If you are ever wondering what you can say to empower your kids. This is a comforting and empowering phrase that applies to all situations. "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!" remember to say it with your whole chest. #parenting #ProtossParenting
December 2, 2024 at 9:36 PM
If you are ever wondering what you can say to empower your kids. This is a comforting and empowering phrase that applies to all situations. "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!" remember to say it with your whole chest. #parenting #ProtossParenting