baked zeati
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Just happy to be here tbh
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Just happy to be here tbh
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February 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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We might yearn for paradise, temporal or spiritual. But to our descendents our habitable planet will look like an almost unimaginable paradise. No tech fantasy, no space station or controlled environment will ever compare.
Fight for what we have. This is our heaven, and there can be no other.
Fight for what we have. This is our heaven, and there can be no other.
February 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We might yearn for paradise, temporal or spiritual. But to our descendents our habitable planet will look like an almost unimaginable paradise. No tech fantasy, no space station or controlled environment will ever compare.
Fight for what we have. This is our heaven, and there can be no other.
Fight for what we have. This is our heaven, and there can be no other.
February 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"that isn't punk" "crust isn't punk it's metal" "punk ≠ politics" "you aren't punk" SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE why has everyone decided they are punk Jesus and get to make the fucking rules,,,, WHY ARE THERE EVEN RULES
February 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"that isn't punk" "crust isn't punk it's metal" "punk ≠ politics" "you aren't punk" SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE why has everyone decided they are punk Jesus and get to make the fucking rules,,,, WHY ARE THERE EVEN RULES
Do y'all ever think about how everything is "human sized" and if we looked any different all of our furniture and architecture would be significantly changed
February 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Do y'all ever think about how everything is "human sized" and if we looked any different all of our furniture and architecture would be significantly changed
You have to cry in the break room atleast once per month it's a rule
February 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You have to cry in the break room atleast once per month it's a rule
I really love how horny Nine Inch Nails is but it's also like so angry and I think that sums up the human experience
February 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I really love how horny Nine Inch Nails is but it's also like so angry and I think that sums up the human experience
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Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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February 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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ONUUGGGGG!! FEE BEE LAY
January 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ONUUGGGGG!! FEE BEE LAY
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Where are the boys who look like girls
January 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Where are the boys who look like girls
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I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything other than Gulf of Mexico UNLESS we rename it to Gulf of CUM (Cuba, United States, and Mexico)
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything other than Gulf of Mexico UNLESS we rename it to Gulf of CUM (Cuba, United States, and Mexico)
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my dr seuss ass joint. the cunt in the blunt
January 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my dr seuss ass joint. the cunt in the blunt
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
January 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
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As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
January 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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chuds all over tiktok are hitting the salute in an effort to demonstrate that it's no big deal, but the best part is that 90% of them avoid doing exactly what elon did. instead they throw in some variation that makes it dramatically less like a nazi salute.
In 5 days the Nazi salute is normalized to the point it’s hitting normie TikTok and people are doing Nazi salutes. bsky.app/profile/josh...
January 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
chuds all over tiktok are hitting the salute in an effort to demonstrate that it's no big deal, but the best part is that 90% of them avoid doing exactly what elon did. instead they throw in some variation that makes it dramatically less like a nazi salute.
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It’s official, I’ve started dreaming of morel mushroom season. Three more month’s till it’s here
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It’s official, I’ve started dreaming of morel mushroom season. Three more month’s till it’s here
Ikeas are like museums of right now
January 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ikeas are like museums of right now
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Some eye candy for today. Cultivated pink oysters. Just look at those legs!
#mushrooms #mushroomgrowing #organic #photography
#mushrooms #mushroomgrowing #organic #photography
January 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Some eye candy for today. Cultivated pink oysters. Just look at those legs!
#mushrooms #mushroomgrowing #organic #photography
#mushrooms #mushroomgrowing #organic #photography