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@bananabandit.bsky.social
Got bored and made this account ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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A mashup of Idiocracy and Black Mirror and call it Reality.
February 24, 2024 at 3:25 PM
A mashup of Idiocracy and Black Mirror and call it Reality.
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you can’t get rice fried by a shrimp anymore
because of wok
because of wok
February 20, 2024 at 11:57 AM
you can’t get rice fried by a shrimp anymore
because of wok
because of wok
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it fucking sucks how when everyone came over here we all said "this is going to be like twitter but without any of the bad parts" but some of you appear to have meant "i actually do want some of the bad parts except this time i want to be the one doing it"
February 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
it fucking sucks how when everyone came over here we all said "this is going to be like twitter but without any of the bad parts" but some of you appear to have meant "i actually do want some of the bad parts except this time i want to be the one doing it"
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eating the meds out of my hand like it's kibble
February 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
eating the meds out of my hand like it's kibble
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I schedule this tweet every year, and every year he retweets me
February 17, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I schedule this tweet every year, and every year he retweets me
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Only posting subliminal messages now.
February 17, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Only posting subliminal messages now.
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fediverse? no thanks I'm not a fucking cop
February 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
fediverse? no thanks I'm not a fucking cop
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i’ve been intentionally eating healthier for about a month now and i:
-cut out all energy drinks/soda
-eat an assortment of almonds/pecans/walnuts every day
-start the day with black tea, have green tea in the afternoon
-have multiple fruit per day
it’s fucked up how much better i’ve felt
-cut out all energy drinks/soda
-eat an assortment of almonds/pecans/walnuts every day
-start the day with black tea, have green tea in the afternoon
-have multiple fruit per day
it’s fucked up how much better i’ve felt
February 13, 2024 at 10:20 PM
i’ve been intentionally eating healthier for about a month now and i:
-cut out all energy drinks/soda
-eat an assortment of almonds/pecans/walnuts every day
-start the day with black tea, have green tea in the afternoon
-have multiple fruit per day
it’s fucked up how much better i’ve felt
-cut out all energy drinks/soda
-eat an assortment of almonds/pecans/walnuts every day
-start the day with black tea, have green tea in the afternoon
-have multiple fruit per day
it’s fucked up how much better i’ve felt
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The bald eagle eating a dead raccoon on the sidewalk in NW Washington DC is surely symbolic of something.
February 12, 2024 at 10:50 PM
The bald eagle eating a dead raccoon on the sidewalk in NW Washington DC is surely symbolic of something.
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Shut down the Midtown Tunnel in NYC.
February 12, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Shut down the Midtown Tunnel in NYC.
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A grateful nation turns its eyes to baseball as Taylor Swift dumps Kelce for Shohei Ohtani
February 12, 2024 at 4:01 AM
A grateful nation turns its eyes to baseball as Taylor Swift dumps Kelce for Shohei Ohtani
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what if frank ocean wasn't singing about being a DL bisexual And he was singing about sleeping with fat women for the first time instead
February 12, 2024 at 5:01 AM
what if frank ocean wasn't singing about being a DL bisexual And he was singing about sleeping with fat women for the first time instead
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Batman: The Animated Series really was wild.
"Now, on Fox Kids, it's Eek! The Cat. And after that, a former child star grapples with a physical condition that keeps her from ever growing up and forces her into a state of psychosis that shatters her ability to process reality. And then, Bobby's World!"
February 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Batman: The Animated Series really was wild.
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Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl.
February 12, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl.
The script always wins.
February 12, 2024 at 4:14 AM
The script always wins.
count on the 49ers to choke at the superbowl
February 12, 2024 at 4:11 AM
count on the 49ers to choke at the superbowl