Barbara Fernandez
@barbarasvoices.bsky.social
Comedian. Singer. Voiceover artist. Cat cuddler. I joke/sing about cult-loving exes, delectable therapists and a chest that some think I grew on purpose. Spiritual audiobook narrator, cause the universe has a sense of humor. Advocate for BPD
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When I first got diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, I thought 'how can I share what this is like but in a funny way in a comedy set?' Here's the result. My madness on this platform is now explained
You're welcome (or apologies, depending)
You're welcome (or apologies, depending)
For anyone who needs cheering up today. Best reason I can think of for going into a wheat field (ahem - ok 2nd best 😉)
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
For anyone who needs cheering up today. Best reason I can think of for going into a wheat field (ahem - ok 2nd best 😉)
I'm not half as smart, gifted or talented as many of my friends with autism. Guess I didn't take enough Tylenol 😆🙄
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm not half as smart, gifted or talented as many of my friends with autism. Guess I didn't take enough Tylenol 😆🙄
I don't normally post political stuff but if you still live in my country of birth and you want practical advice on dealing with current and future dumpster fires: crimethinc.com/2025/09/18/m...
Make Ready: Safeguarding Our Movements against Repression
Donald Trump has declared that he is designating “Antifa” a “terrorist organization.” What does that mean? How can we prepare to weather the storm?
crimethinc.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I don't normally post political stuff but if you still live in my country of birth and you want practical advice on dealing with current and future dumpster fires: crimethinc.com/2025/09/18/m...
Yup. Just call me Stephen M
STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and
EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
September 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yup. Just call me Stephen M
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Yeah, I had to try three sites to cancel Disney+ but the runaround only made me more determined to do it.
Incidentally, I’ve heard buzz on here about the company making cancellations more difficult and that was my experience. I could not cancel directly through account management. It would just cycle back. I had to go through the help menu. Stay vigilant! If you’re still in line, stay in line. Etc.
September 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Yeah, I had to try three sites to cancel Disney+ but the runaround only made me more determined to do it.
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If anyone needs me, I’ll be sleeping in the weirdest fucking position possible to ensure my cats have plenty of room
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be sleeping in the weirdest fucking position possible to ensure my cats have plenty of room
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I hope you all read this from me.
To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement.
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I hope you all read this from me.
I've completed my therapy (beat the final boss, BPD), but somehow I'm only around people who need some. Which says something about me...just not sure what
some people need to go to way more therapy and some people need to go to way less. how do we sort this all out
September 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I've completed my therapy (beat the final boss, BPD), but somehow I'm only around people who need some. Which says something about me...just not sure what
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If you’re still on FB, you may want to change this in your settings.
September 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you’re still on FB, you may want to change this in your settings.
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That was awkward. Went to high five a friend and we missed and now our neighbours think we're Nazis.
September 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
That was awkward. Went to high five a friend and we missed and now our neighbours think we're Nazis.
This is...quite the one-stop shop
September 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is...quite the one-stop shop
I'm reposting this so I can read it again and again
"Alright, places ladies, places. Annemarie, Suzanne, you two are in the first number. Suzanne, how about you try not to fall on your face this time? Lorraine, go see Todd in makeup, you look like a clown. And Nancy, for chrissakes, put on some underwear."
September 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm reposting this so I can read it again and again
My new fave quote for my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging!
August 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My new fave quote for my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging!
All packed for Edinburgh Fringe!
July 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
All packed for Edinburgh Fringe!
I was so happy to participate in this today with friends. Lots of sensational placards!
July 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I was so happy to participate in this today with friends. Lots of sensational placards!
In addition to my solo show, Singing, Sagging and Shagging, I'm also running a compilation show, different weird and wonderful acts each day - from drag kings and queens to musical comedy to oddball characters and more... basically, anything that isn't traditional standup but that's just as funny!
July 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
In addition to my solo show, Singing, Sagging and Shagging, I'm also running a compilation show, different weird and wonderful acts each day - from drag kings and queens to musical comedy to oddball characters and more... basically, anything that isn't traditional standup but that's just as funny!
I love this show promo video SO much! An idea from my fabulous sister-from-another-mother, Corinne - you can hear her cueing people with her gorgeous French accent :-) Bloopers at the end! And link to info and tix in the comments :-)
July 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I love this show promo video SO much! An idea from my fabulous sister-from-another-mother, Corinne - you can hear her cueing people with her gorgeous French accent :-) Bloopers at the end! And link to info and tix in the comments :-)
Here's why bigger isn't always better...as described in my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging #parody #megantraynor #singer #bigger #comedy #irreverent #QuickFlyer #EdFringe
July 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Here's why bigger isn't always better...as described in my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging #parody #megantraynor #singer #bigger #comedy #irreverent #QuickFlyer #EdFringe
The art of Not Taking Life (and the publishing industry) too seriously. Well done, author [Your Name] (!)
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July 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The art of Not Taking Life (and the publishing industry) too seriously. Well done, author [Your Name] (!)
Now why didn't I think of that?
July 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Now why didn't I think of that?
Tank has gotta be the most brilliant name ever for a tortoise
Take a break from doomscrolling and watch Tank eat his lunch.
July 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Tank has gotta be the most brilliant name ever for a tortoise
Can't believe it's edinburgh fringe in 5 weeks! Here's why I'm excited about my new venue (you'll never guess!)
July 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Can't believe it's edinburgh fringe in 5 weeks! Here's why I'm excited about my new venue (you'll never guess!)
Major palet cleanser
June 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Major palet cleanser
Tooooo funny!
it used to be speak softly and carry a big stick
now it's tweet loudly and carry a limp dick
now it's tweet loudly and carry a limp dick
June 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tooooo funny!
Gigged tonight in Petts Wood... spent most of my time looking for pets
June 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gigged tonight in Petts Wood... spent most of my time looking for pets