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BREAKING: Massachusetts has secured a preliminary injunction prohibiting Kalshi from doing anything that constitutes sports betting in the state.
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
BREAKING: Massachusetts has secured a preliminary injunction prohibiting Kalshi from doing anything that constitutes sports betting in the state.
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"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!"
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!"
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
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theres a recurring newscaster in Gintama, like Kent Brockman on THE SIMPSONS. She's called 結野アナ, "Ketsuno Ana", or "Announcer Ketsuno."
only... "ketsuno ana" is a homonym for ケツの穴 ("ketsu no ana"), which means "butthole." How does the dub translate this joke?? by calling her "Maya Sizitzy."
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only... "ketsuno ana" is a homonym for ケツの穴 ("ketsu no ana"), which means "butthole." How does the dub translate this joke?? by calling her "Maya Sizitzy."
😁😆
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
theres a recurring newscaster in Gintama, like Kent Brockman on THE SIMPSONS. She's called 結野アナ, "Ketsuno Ana", or "Announcer Ketsuno."
only... "ketsuno ana" is a homonym for ケツの穴 ("ketsu no ana"), which means "butthole." How does the dub translate this joke?? by calling her "Maya Sizitzy."
😁😆
only... "ketsuno ana" is a homonym for ケツの穴 ("ketsu no ana"), which means "butthole." How does the dub translate this joke?? by calling her "Maya Sizitzy."
😁😆
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twelve maids a-milking
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
twelve maids a-milking
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
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New vid - Yami’s Christmas (Body)Countdown #1
Merry Christmas from me and all the YGO abridged voices in my head
youtu.be/S5xjwNgZFZQ?...
Merry Christmas from me and all the YGO abridged voices in my head
youtu.be/S5xjwNgZFZQ?...
Yami's Christmas (Body)Countdown - #1 - Merry Christmas!
YouTube video by Little Kuriboh
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December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
New vid - Yami’s Christmas (Body)Countdown #1
Merry Christmas from me and all the YGO abridged voices in my head
youtu.be/S5xjwNgZFZQ?...
Merry Christmas from me and all the YGO abridged voices in my head
youtu.be/S5xjwNgZFZQ?...
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(Inspired by @8bitliv.es)
SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE PAST
AND RIGIDLY DEFINE "LAD" & "LASS"
SHE'D RATHER HAVE A BATHROOM BAN
THAN TO GET A CHRISTMAS CALL FROM HER KID
SHE'S RATHER BE A ROTTEN ASSHOLE
THAN ADMIT IT'S BAD WHAT LINEHAN DID
SHE'S THE:
SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE PAST
AND RIGIDLY DEFINE "LAD" & "LASS"
SHE'D RATHER HAVE A BATHROOM BAN
THAN TO GET A CHRISTMAS CALL FROM HER KID
SHE'S RATHER BE A ROTTEN ASSHOLE
THAN ADMIT IT'S BAD WHAT LINEHAN DID
SHE'S THE:
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
(Inspired by @8bitliv.es)
SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE PAST
AND RIGIDLY DEFINE "LAD" & "LASS"
SHE'D RATHER HAVE A BATHROOM BAN
THAN TO GET A CHRISTMAS CALL FROM HER KID
SHE'S RATHER BE A ROTTEN ASSHOLE
THAN ADMIT IT'S BAD WHAT LINEHAN DID
SHE'S THE:
SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE PAST
AND RIGIDLY DEFINE "LAD" & "LASS"
SHE'D RATHER HAVE A BATHROOM BAN
THAN TO GET A CHRISTMAS CALL FROM HER KID
SHE'S RATHER BE A ROTTEN ASSHOLE
THAN ADMIT IT'S BAD WHAT LINEHAN DID
SHE'S THE:
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A funny movie about a cheerleader who's in a submissive relationship with the undead that ate her mother:
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
March 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A funny movie about a cheerleader who's in a submissive relationship with the undead that ate her mother:
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
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I heard there was a secret ooze
That turned 4 turtles into dudes
Disguised and craving pizza, they're among ya
But if the Shredder does attack
These turtle boys won't cut him slack
With weapons drawn, they'll scream a
COWABUNGA
That turned 4 turtles into dudes
Disguised and craving pizza, they're among ya
But if the Shredder does attack
These turtle boys won't cut him slack
With weapons drawn, they'll scream a
COWABUNGA
May 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
That turned 4 turtles into dudes
Disguised and craving pizza, they're among ya
But if the Shredder does attack
These turtle boys won't cut him slack
With weapons drawn, they'll scream a
COWABUNGA
That turned 4 turtles into dudes
Disguised and craving pizza, they're among ya
But if the Shredder does attack
These turtle boys won't cut him slack
With weapons drawn, they'll scream a
COWABUNGA
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“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
November 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
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With Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
With Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic.
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smelly
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
smelly