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rob schneider was this close to getting the makin copies movie greenlit before he said the democrats suck
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.
Far-right groups are co-opting the aesthetics of the Crusades for their own objectives, transforming an obsession with feudal justice into a campaign for a White Christian nation.
Why We Should All Be Worried About "Crusadercore"
This online trend equips young, White men with a historically bastardized visual lexicon — one that gives new credence and religious authority to far-right bigotry.
hyperallergic.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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She followed around a Parkland kid to harass him about how school shootings aren’t real, and her doing this shit propelled her to conspiracy internet fame then Congress. You do not have to hand it to her.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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LeMonde said, not on our watch
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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DEI button
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I like Kat Abu primarily for the same reason I like Brad Lander and James Talarico: they are running positive campaigns and embodying decency, and I think that is exactly what America needs right now.
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Don Henley, backstage after a Brian Wilson show telling Wilson how much his music meant, asked him to sign a first-pressing vinyl copy of "Pet Sounds." Wilson signed it: "Don, thanks for the great songs" and started to hand it back, but then decided to cross out "great" before returning it to him.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Regardless of what was or wasn’t said, if you’re old enough to have gray in your beard and spend any time intentionally provoking an athlete to the point of getting shoved you should be summarily and permanently banned from all public events in your area 👍
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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he's not sorry
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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When gandalf said fly you fools he meant take the eagles to mt mordor
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions.

Apple doesn't recognise unions.

Amazon is anti-union.

McDonald's is anti-union.

Starbucks is anti-union.

Google is anti-union.

Walmart is anti-union.

The big corporations are not on your side.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Something I'm thinking about after watching the CECOT story. Please don't read this as virtue-signaling; I am by and large a total shithead. Earlier this year, during a slow time for freelance work, I volunteered for a few months teaching ENL classes at a migrant shelter in Times Square. (1/)
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Coming up with the worst possible lie to cover for getting my ass whooped; a lie that now opens myself, the promoters and betting companies up for investigation ino order to own the libs
I don't know if throwing fights is gay, but it's for sure illegal.
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Where those Harper’s Letter folks at
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM