Brandon Doc
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Brandon Doc
@bdoc87.bsky.social
If I die I can save the cops some time. It was the Sixers
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mr president sir, im a lifelong conservative and im just wondering which deeply held belief of mine today you would like me to dump in the trash no questions asked to defend your dementia-fueled insanity sir? preferably something ive been incredibly vocal about my entire life
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Here's the thing, though: "Loving your country," "upholding the the rule of law," and "follow[ing] the facts and the law without fear or favor" or all partisan positions now. That is the problem the press will not admit.
Former Special Counsel Jack Smith is sworn in:

“I love my country.”

“I am not a politician & I hold no partisan loyalties. My career has been dedicated to serving our country by upholding the rule of law.”

“My approach has always been the same: follow the facts & the law, without fear or favor.”
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland.

If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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“I haven’t been able to find any wind farms in China”
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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state-sponsored child trafficking
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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the Home Alone 2 president has not seen the Mighty Ducks 2
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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I still have moments where I can’t believe this man is the president.

This is one.
Trump: "I was gonna call it the Gulf of Trump, but I thought I would be killed if I did that. I wanted to."
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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note, please, that this is a Catholic elementary school
ICE is terrorizing schoolchildren in the Twin Cities again today
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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The king cannot be wrong, only misled by wicked advisors.
Tillis: "To be clear -- I'm not critical of the president. I'm critical of the bad advice he's getting on Greenland."
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Let Bluesky cook
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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you have to be *severely concussed* to follow this logic and believe it
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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not the biggest thing when a mad king is threatening world war, but Trump clearly thinks Norway's PM picks who wins the Nobel Peace Prize, which is like thinking Donald Trump picks who wins the Oscars.

although now that I mention it he probably does think he should get to pick who wins the Oscars
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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the most powerful man on earth is basically one of those guys who repeatedly yells at a sports team's social media account as if the head coach of the team is the one hitting send on every post
NORWAY PM: I HAVE REPEATEDLY CLEARLY EXPLAINED TO TRUMP THAT IT IS AN INDEPENDENT COMMITTEE THAT AWARDS THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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the playoff committee should take into consideration that the Broncos' QB is injured before setting the field for the AFC Championship
January 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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He truly thinks he's the king and can just order society to do what he wants
Donald Trump has as much authority to order such a thing as he has respect for the First Amendment.

That is, none.
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Jarrett Stidham hearing the news:
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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When the racist meme becomes national policy
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Pollster: Would you support the American military indiscriminately killing brown people in—

Republicans: Let me stop you right there, yes. Absolutely, yes.
I was actually fine not knowing my neighbors and most of my family would be Nazis just because Donald Trump tells them to be. Ignorance is fantastic actually.
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM