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Bea Esser
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
shocked.
🙄
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The selfish, cruel, entitled, garbage parents who hurt their children so badly, it's less painful for us to have no parents at all than it is to keep them in our lives and allow them to keep hurting us are the REAL victims, you see. 🙄
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I drove a cab late night in a city in law school and it was not uncommon for people to call A BUDGET TAXI rather than an ambulance because they were judging if their medical emergency was serious enough to justify bankruptcy, so you know, fuck this guy.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Listen, neither of them are good people, but her torturing him is fun to watch.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So @hankgreen.bsky.social when is the Zine dropping?
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Must be touching Human Mother but Human Mother can’t touch me! -Ares
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Inspired by @riversdaughter.bsky.social I’m going to get my lamp out…
SAD can kiss my ass, it’s not winning without my fighting!
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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For those wondering how to distinguish a judicial warrant from an administrative warrant,
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The Difference Between Judicial and Administrative Warrants | Motion Law
Understand The Difference Between Judicial and Administrative Warrants. Contact Motion Law today if you have any quesitons about immigration!
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December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Well at least they are still doing their job.
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Frederick couldn’t wait til #Caturday to tell you “Have a good day.. or else.”
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social thanks for the pep talk!
This doesn’t even include all the hours I spent listening on Apple Podcasts.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I win!
@defunctland.bsky.social what’s my prize?!? 😉
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I just found out there is a BEAUTIFUL senior cat named MRS. DOUBTFIRE up for adoption in Centre County, Pennsylvania! So, of course, I had to spread the word.

If you’re in Central Pennsylvania, please help this elegant lady find a home!

centrecountypaws.org/cats/adopt
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh no!
There is great feline suffering here on account of the cruel and unjust Not For You policy, and the extra can of wet food has proven to be an inadequate peace offering.
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Drop some hats
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
New Serial Killer lore just dropped…
And I’m sure they’re thinking about when a mouse dies in a vent or something, but I can’t help but picture someone grimly spritzing a corpse.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
When Car Talk wanted to re-launch their world famous "Shameless Commerce Division," who else would they call?!

Official merch is online now: www.rayguncustom.com/collections/...
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM