kristen (she/her)
@beechwoodlove.bsky.social
Chronically sarcastic and often bitchy. Childless cat lady since before it was cool. Intersectional feminist. Pan/demi. “Argumentative antithetical dream girl.” 🔞 DNI | 🌊 DNI | #FreePalestine 🍉 | Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
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“I’m no longer shrinking to make myself digestible. You can choke.”
On my timeline, I don’t tolerate any kind of bigotry. It’s an instant block, so don’t even waste my time.
Trump belongs in jail, not back in the White House. MAGA is poison. Cis is not a slur. ACAB.
I don’t care if you disagree.
On my timeline, I don’t tolerate any kind of bigotry. It’s an instant block, so don’t even waste my time.
Trump belongs in jail, not back in the White House. MAGA is poison. Cis is not a slur. ACAB.
I don’t care if you disagree.
It could have been much worse.
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It could have been much worse.
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Good riddance, 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Good riddance, 2025.
I’m trying to be more positive, so here are some not-so-shitty things that happened this year:
- I was honored to be a witness at @shinery.bsky.social’s wedding.
- I started therapy (again).
- I got a hysterectomy. Bye bye, miserable periods!
- I reconnected with my brother. 1/
- I was honored to be a witness at @shinery.bsky.social’s wedding.
- I started therapy (again).
- I got a hysterectomy. Bye bye, miserable periods!
- I reconnected with my brother. 1/
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’m trying to be more positive, so here are some not-so-shitty things that happened this year:
- I was honored to be a witness at @shinery.bsky.social’s wedding.
- I started therapy (again).
- I got a hysterectomy. Bye bye, miserable periods!
- I reconnected with my brother. 1/
- I was honored to be a witness at @shinery.bsky.social’s wedding.
- I started therapy (again).
- I got a hysterectomy. Bye bye, miserable periods!
- I reconnected with my brother. 1/
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If I can get $120, I can reserve a room for tomorrow night. Skar will be here Friday and Saturday.
If I can get $20 more, I can do some laundry.
If I can get $20 more, I can do some laundry.
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If I can get $120, I can reserve a room for tomorrow night. Skar will be here Friday and Saturday.
If I can get $20 more, I can do some laundry.
If I can get $20 more, I can do some laundry.
What in the actual fuck is this atrocity?
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
What in the actual fuck is this atrocity?
Y’ALL THERE IS SUNSHINE. AND BLUE SKIES. OMG.
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Y’ALL THERE IS SUNSHINE. AND BLUE SKIES. OMG.
HI TAMPA I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
HI TAMPA I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU
I solved the 12/31/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:29!
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I solved the 12/31/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:29!
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December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Since it's my very first sober NYE, wanna fund sober NYE treats for lil ol me? 🥹🎉👉🏻👈🏻🎉🥹
CA: $SkittlesMcRainbow
VMo: @SkittlesMcRainbow
CA: $SkittlesMcRainbow
VMo: @SkittlesMcRainbow
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Since it's my very first sober NYE, wanna fund sober NYE treats for lil ol me? 🥹🎉👉🏻👈🏻🎉🥹
CA: $SkittlesMcRainbow
VMo: @SkittlesMcRainbow
CA: $SkittlesMcRainbow
VMo: @SkittlesMcRainbow
People shouldn’t be allowed to recline their seats on an airplane without getting explicit consent from the people behind them. And if that person says no, respect that. I barely have any leg room as it is, I don’t need the seat literally hitting my knees. JFC.
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
People shouldn’t be allowed to recline their seats on an airplane without getting explicit consent from the people behind them. And if that person says no, respect that. I barely have any leg room as it is, I don’t need the seat literally hitting my knees. JFC.
See you in March, New York. 👋🏻
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
See you in March, New York. 👋🏻
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2025 continues in a permanent quest to be a crisis year, i’m gonna need to pay an emergency electrician, $285 if anyone is able to help.
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holidays are coming up, grocery budget is going to be smaller and Still waiting for stable housing, just interesting times, if you would like to help me getting through them: cash.app/$grrlintersect
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holidays are coming up, grocery budget is going to be smaller and Still waiting for stable housing, just interesting times, if you would like to help me getting through them: cash.app/$grrlintersect
venmo.com/u/grrlinters...
www.paypal.me/dgrrl39
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
2025 continues in a permanent quest to be a crisis year, i’m gonna need to pay an emergency electrician, $285 if anyone is able to help.
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![Wow. That's unspirational.
I accept myself exactly as I am.
A full-time medical catastrophe.
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Ok! We have a low goal for today- $120 will get me TWO nights in a hotel.
Please donate so I have a bed for two nights, anything helps!
Please donate so I have a bed for two nights, anything helps!
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ok! We have a low goal for today- $120 will get me TWO nights in a hotel.
Please donate so I have a bed for two nights, anything helps!
Please donate so I have a bed for two nights, anything helps!
Home post upper endoscopy and colonoscopy. Time to sleep it off. 😴
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Home post upper endoscopy and colonoscopy. Time to sleep it off. 😴
Who wants to send me $60 for a Valentine’s Day Stanley cup and some matching straws? Anyone? Bueller? 👀
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Who wants to send me $60 for a Valentine’s Day Stanley cup and some matching straws? Anyone? Bueller? 👀
It would be super cool if in 1.7, blue chickens laid blue eggs which would give you blue mayo, golden eggs would give you golden mayo, ostrich eggs would give you ostrich mayo, truffles could be picked up with an auto grabber… just some random ideas. #StardewValley @concernedape.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It would be super cool if in 1.7, blue chickens laid blue eggs which would give you blue mayo, golden eggs would give you golden mayo, ostrich eggs would give you ostrich mayo, truffles could be picked up with an auto grabber… just some random ideas. #StardewValley @concernedape.bsky.social
What the fuck, Amazon? 😐
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What the fuck, Amazon? 😐
Using a massage gun so close to my spine was a very, very bad idea.
The muscles that hurt are worse and the pain is radiating up into my head. FML.
The muscles that hurt are worse and the pain is radiating up into my head. FML.
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Using a massage gun so close to my spine was a very, very bad idea.
The muscles that hurt are worse and the pain is radiating up into my head. FML.
The muscles that hurt are worse and the pain is radiating up into my head. FML.