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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
WASHINGTON—Calling her actions “indefensible,” Vice President JD Vance stated Thursday that Renée Good was brainwashed by the Bible into loving thy neighbor. “The fact of the matter is that Renée Good...
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January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
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Girlfriend's Dad Pretty Hot
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Girlfriend's Dad Pretty Hot
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32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose https://theonion.com/32-year-old-still-not-entirely-sure-where-body-stands-w-1819579544/
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose https://theonion.com/32-year-old-still-not-entirely-sure-where-body-stands-w-1819579544/
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Ever relevant, this poem by Mary Oliver, especially today.
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Ever relevant, this poem by Mary Oliver, especially today.
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Don’t do focus groups. Don’t include “superfans” in preproduction. Don’t ask audiences what they want ffs. Audiences don’t know what they want. If they did we wouldn’t need art
Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Don’t do focus groups. Don’t include “superfans” in preproduction. Don’t ask audiences what they want ffs. Audiences don’t know what they want. If they did we wouldn’t need art
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grok how to make woman cum
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
grok how to make woman cum
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"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
mandatory gay
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Ezra Klein is cashing in the right way
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ezra Klein is cashing in the right way
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Today I was reminded of a far right conspiracy monger/tax resister named Tupper Saussy III who ghost wrote James Earl Ray’s autobiography and thought Dick Cheney and the Pope were behind 9/11. He also recorded these albums. Today’s MAGA crop can’t hold a candle to this guy.
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Today I was reminded of a far right conspiracy monger/tax resister named Tupper Saussy III who ghost wrote James Earl Ray’s autobiography and thought Dick Cheney and the Pope were behind 9/11. He also recorded these albums. Today’s MAGA crop can’t hold a candle to this guy.
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
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Remember to keep Christ in Christmas by:
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Remember to keep Christ in Christmas by:
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
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i am literally gonna eat dinner tonight. fucking watch me
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i am literally gonna eat dinner tonight. fucking watch me
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Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors' Treatment Of Colds https://theonion.com/powerful-rest-and-fluids-industry-influencing-doctors-t-1819570463/
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors' Treatment Of Colds https://theonion.com/powerful-rest-and-fluids-industry-influencing-doctors-t-1819570463/
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"i'm leaving u" ooh can i come
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"i'm leaving u" ooh can i come
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Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/
Guys where is the Zootopia discourse. That movie was crazy
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Guys where is the Zootopia discourse. That movie was crazy
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Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times https://theonion.com/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortable-1819575365/
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times https://theonion.com/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortable-1819575365/
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In many ways I have nothing to say
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
In many ways I have nothing to say
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I've written a short comment regarding this new MIT study that is being passed around and why it is horseshit. "11.7% of US workforce is being replaced by AI" my ass. Thought that might be of interest. Also - thanks for all your work, you are one of the best resources out there.
AI isn't coming for your job: Melting the Iceberg
Why the new MIT Study speaking of 11.7% automation is horseshit and why the way it's being reported is even worse
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November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I've written a short comment regarding this new MIT study that is being passed around and why it is horseshit. "11.7% of US workforce is being replaced by AI" my ass. Thought that might be of interest. Also - thanks for all your work, you are one of the best resources out there.
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he d...
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November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
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i am so fucking tired
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i am so fucking tired