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All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* Take a nap.
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David Hogg is cooking lately
June 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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These rescuers attached a sausage to a drone to lure a stranded dog named Millie back to safety. 14/10 for everybody
June 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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if you're still a congressman when you die, you get to be a congressman in heaven and do the really good insider trading up there. why is everyone pretending not to understand this
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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rewatched All Quiet on the Western Front and man, that film really does justice to the fact that those kids in the trenches lived like, some of the top 1% worst lives of any people in history
May 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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BREAKING: new Pope's Steam history indicates he finished Cyberpunk 2077 but never attended Jackie's Ofrenda
May 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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When it comes to people with autism, particularly children, RFK Jr wants to make it easier for parents and quack doctors to "experiment" and force dangerous and unproven treatments on them.

And he wants to make it harder or outright illegal to counter disinformation that harms this industry.
i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.
Gun registry? No. Autism registry? Yes?

Fuck ALL the way off.
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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getting MS-95 tattooed on my knuckles so people know my favorite edition of Windows hopefully this never provides fuel for a dictator to make claims about my criminal history
April 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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got him
April 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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the thing you could always tell with Penn and Teller is even when they were incredibly wrong it was never out of a desire to inflict cruelty or pain, and once most of the libertarian movement merged with the authoritarian right cruelty was the whole game
I really do love that Penn Jilette was a lifelong libertarian anarcho-capitalist who was just like "whoops! Yeah, sorry, completely wrong on that one. Bullshit ideology for losers" in 2020. I really do! An inspiring lack of ego on him
Penn's nail gun routine is so fuckin good y'all
March 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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comments like this make the fact that i had to write a 23,000 word script in ten days worthwhile
Goddamnit @iwriteok.bsky.social I am never going to be able to get the phrase 'gig economy Bang Bus' out of my head now.
March 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families
And it happens again!

SEVERAL Republicans cross the aisle, vote against a bill that would remove trans kids from their parents.

They do so even after another Republican threatens them with primaries.

29 Republicans flip this time!
March 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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When Amazon launched in 1995, there were 5,500 indie bookshops in the U.S., with 7,000 locations. By May of 2023, that number had decreased to 2,185 indies & 2,599 locations.

When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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the story of how Ziz ended up precisely where they did, and the communities and trends that influenced her, is a sort of Rosetta Stone for how online communities produce a milieu that breeds cults faster than the New York City sewer system breeds rats
March 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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it shouldn't be refreshing to see a high ranking dem state incredibly obvious facts yet here we are
Pritzker: "We're talking about the death of a constitutional republic. That's what happened in Germany in 1933, 1934. And we're seeing today that we've got an administration in Washington that's ignoring court orders."
February 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The author's request for comment went to spam and this was published without it. When I replied, the author was out of office. So in the interest of saving time, here is my full response:
February 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”

Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”

History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Yes! My wife and I have talked about this extensively. Who the fuck started the whole “validation” thing?

I don’t need cis people’s validation. I need their solidarity. Like, okay, you’ve told me you see me as a person. Cool. Treat me like one.
I would like a word with whoever taught cis people that if they see a trans person who is upset about the rise of transphobia, they have to tell them they’re “valid”

I’ve been out as trans for 13 years. I know I’m a man, I don’t need your personal validation, maybe protest against fascism instead?
February 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Just saw a woman wearing a "Do I Fucking Look Like a People Person" shirt help up a homeless dude.
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Something we need to instill in our kids is civic responsibility.

Like, ok little dude. You are you and your body is yours. But you are also part of a community and you have to be a good neighbor. It is kind of your responsibility to care for other people.
February 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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“There is only one way to defeat fascism”

No. There are multiple ways, and we need pretty much all of them right now. The only tactics we don’t need are complacency, endless virtue signaling and infighting.

Everything else is kind of at least up for discussion.
February 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM