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Purso
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Die young and save yourself
Already better chops than any Rogansphere 'comedian'
My daughter: (Sneering while listening to All I Want For Christmas Is You) “All I want for Christmas is presents.”
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Embarrassing to have been a professional fighter and get demolished by such a telegraphed punch

why did he do this he should absolutely know better how much time outside training and the ring matter given his experience

just insane drinking your own kool aid shit over the years
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The year is 2038. You have to call your spouse on the side of the Trumpway to explain your Trump blew a Trump-rod and now you’re gonna have to pay 2000 Trumpies to get it fixed.
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
As a non-US citizen, I'd love a @edzitron.com explainer on repealing s230, in principle it doesn't seem like a terrible idea to me, but a lot of creators I generally trust are vehemently against it.
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nothing just good can ever fucking happen. Every time something good does happen, the universe has to beat the shit out of you immediately after. It's honestly fucking exhausting and I'm real fucken sick of it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As much as Scrubs definitely has not aged well, it is still responsible for some all time great episodes of television.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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It just felt like DEP saw where hardcore was going, said no thank you, released a few insane albums, then hung it up before becoming unc. Legends
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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There are days when the only band that ever mattered is the dillinger escape plan
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Wonder who's gonna win the UFC Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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While approving 27 new fossil fuel projects.
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
When these people tell you what they are, PAY ATTENTION
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Let’s go cosplay poor is crazy
this is pretty insane LMAOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
1. Absolutely go watch this I've already preached about how fucking wonderful it is
2. Imagine creating so many brilliant comedy series that creating Brooklyn 99 doesn't even make the poster. Wild. Mike Schur is a freak.
Please remember to check out Season 2 of A Man on the Inside. Out today on Netflix!
#AManontheInside
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Holy fuck the entire season is incredible. The Thanksgiving episode had me in tears it was so fucken brutal and brilliant. I'm scared to look into Ted Danson beyond being wonderful in The Good Place and now this. Just going to keep my bubble of plausible deniability of him being a goddamn treasure.
I love that this got renewed so much. I'm only two episodes into the new season and it's already wonderful.
A Man On The Inside might be the most wholesome show on TV. And it feels effortless. Where a show like Ted Lasso feels like it's trying very hard to be wholesome this just *is*. And it still has Mike Schur's offbeat comedy which suits Ted Danson wonderfully. Just a thoroughly enjoyable watch.
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I love that this got renewed so much. I'm only two episodes into the new season and it's already wonderful.
A Man On The Inside might be the most wholesome show on TV. And it feels effortless. Where a show like Ted Lasso feels like it's trying very hard to be wholesome this just *is*. And it still has Mike Schur's offbeat comedy which suits Ted Danson wonderfully. Just a thoroughly enjoyable watch.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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how the hell did these hackers get in? they must be good...
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I always detested the Terrifier movies for being cruel purely for the sake of being cruel. I feel horrible for what Jenn Sterger went through but also totally vindicated by the stories of the set being equally cooked on @heytherejeffro.bsky.social latest JHCF episode.
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
For 2.5 billion dollars I'll give investors 1 million dollars a quarter for the next 10 years.
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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i can't claim to know Kat as well as I'd like but there's never been a shred of doubt in my mind that she believes what she says and is willing to put her body on the line for that belief. I admire her.
Kat Abugazeh’s campaign has crossed a threshold where the risk she’s taking is significant enough and the actions admirable enough I sorta am past caring if it’s a publicity stunt/brand building exercise or not, it’s still brave and worthy of respect.
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"if you see somebody stealing food, no you fucking didn't"
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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No money to feed people.
Yes money for paying guys to look for people stealing food.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM