Bensonmic
@bensonmic.bsky.social
He/him/just a man, with a man's courage. Comics, Magic: the Gathering, poptimism and various shades of other assorted nerd nonsense. I do try to be better, but also, I promise nothing. Never trust a Tory. Trans rights are human rights, FFS.
My cat wanted to get in my lap and have attention for the first time ever and it's really cute and sweet but I also need to sleep.
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My cat wanted to get in my lap and have attention for the first time ever and it's really cute and sweet but I also need to sleep.
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This one is art.
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This one is art.
Currently livid that our neighbours have given us loads of stuff, meaning we have to go out and get more for them.
Spare a thought for the socially awkward this Christmas as we try to pop cards through our neighbour’s letterboxes while desperately hoping they’re not in.
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Currently livid that our neighbours have given us loads of stuff, meaning we have to go out and get more for them.
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"Is Die Hard a Chr..."
Shut The Fuck You.
Motherfuckin ALIEN is a Christmas movie if you want it to be. Also, hot dogs are tacos and you can put whatever the fuck you want on pizza. Go outside and grow a fuckin personality.
Shut The Fuck You.
Motherfuckin ALIEN is a Christmas movie if you want it to be. Also, hot dogs are tacos and you can put whatever the fuck you want on pizza. Go outside and grow a fuckin personality.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Is Die Hard a Chr..."
Shut The Fuck You.
Motherfuckin ALIEN is a Christmas movie if you want it to be. Also, hot dogs are tacos and you can put whatever the fuck you want on pizza. Go outside and grow a fuckin personality.
Shut The Fuck You.
Motherfuckin ALIEN is a Christmas movie if you want it to be. Also, hot dogs are tacos and you can put whatever the fuck you want on pizza. Go outside and grow a fuckin personality.
You leave Bill Watterson the god damn alone, y'hear?
This headline starts unremarkably, and ends with me seeing red. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Roy Lee Grossed $9B From Movies Like ‘Weapons’ and ‘Minecraft’ But What He Really Wants to Do Is Make ‘Calvin & Hobbes’
In a rare interview, THR’s Producer of the Year, whose 11 credits in 2025 also include ‘The Long Walk’ and ‘How to Train Your Dragon,’ explains why studios should give fewer notes and how a psychic dr...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You leave Bill Watterson the god damn alone, y'hear?
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God damn I am a good performer and @mattround.com makes good and foolish toys
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December 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
God damn I am a good performer and @mattround.com makes good and foolish toys
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Listen. Even if you disagree with their politics, it's NOT okay to celebrate a racist falling to his death while putting up a 🏴 in an attempt to make people who aren't white feel intimidated
We should show compassion, and encourage more racists to climb ladders leant precariously against lampposts
We should show compassion, and encourage more racists to climb ladders leant precariously against lampposts
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Listen. Even if you disagree with their politics, it's NOT okay to celebrate a racist falling to his death while putting up a 🏴 in an attempt to make people who aren't white feel intimidated
We should show compassion, and encourage more racists to climb ladders leant precariously against lampposts
We should show compassion, and encourage more racists to climb ladders leant precariously against lampposts
YouTubers - stop giving a likes total request, I can't like your video x amount of times, it's just beggy and a bit pathetic. Ask for a like, sure, but I can't give you 500 likes, so why even mention it?
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
YouTubers - stop giving a likes total request, I can't like your video x amount of times, it's just beggy and a bit pathetic. Ask for a like, sure, but I can't give you 500 likes, so why even mention it?
FUCKIN NO! Okay?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
FUCKIN NO! Okay?
Fuck off, Chelsea, fuck off!
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fuck off, Chelsea, fuck off!
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Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. If you have the sort of house that you can comfortably add an indoor pool to, then you might be in too deep already. And how does that devalue your property? Unless it's shit and covers your home in black mould?
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. If you have the sort of house that you can comfortably add an indoor pool to, then you might be in too deep already. And how does that devalue your property? Unless it's shit and covers your home in black mould?
Grok isn't going to fuck you. Yet.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Grok isn't going to fuck you. Yet.
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love.
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okay so here’s the thing about being racist, right
you can’t do it nicely!!! There is no kind or complimentary way to be racist!!!
you can’t do it nicely!!! There is no kind or complimentary way to be racist!!!
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
okay so here’s the thing about being racist, right
you can’t do it nicely!!! There is no kind or complimentary way to be racist!!!
you can’t do it nicely!!! There is no kind or complimentary way to be racist!!!
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
*insert Brian Cox shouting "Fuck off" gif*
Labour plot to slash electricity prices for AI companies
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal. 👇
www.thenational.scot/news/2563567...
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal. 👇
www.thenational.scot/news/2563567...
Labour plot to slash electricity prices for AI companies while families struggle
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal.
www.thenational.scot
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
*insert Brian Cox shouting "Fuck off" gif*
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There ain't nobody who does it better together than @thekylestarks.bsky.social and @schweizercomics.bsky.social except maybe Brubaker & Phillips.
The Six Sidekicks of Trigger Keaton by @thekylestarks.bsky.social & @schweizercomics.bsky.social is an excellent comic that has so much going for it: a rich backstory soaked in action movies, so-bad-they’re-good ‘80s shows, and a feud between actors and stuntmen.
The Six Sidekicks of Trigger Keaton
I am a huge fan of both Kyle Starks and Chris Schweizer 's comics, having read pretty much all of the books they've made (click on their na...
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November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There ain't nobody who does it better together than @thekylestarks.bsky.social and @schweizercomics.bsky.social except maybe Brubaker & Phillips.