Paddy
@berlinram.bsky.social
Derbeian, Unioner, Berliner, in that order
https://www.unionberlin.international/
https://www.unionberlin.international/
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Gwladys Street limbs. 🤩
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Gwladys Street limbs. 🤩
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Nothing says avoiding an existential crisis like bringing back a leader whose entire government resigned en masse rather than serve another day under him
February 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Nothing says avoiding an existential crisis like bringing back a leader whose entire government resigned en masse rather than serve another day under him
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Muted celebration against a team you played 15 games for. Dark day for football.
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Muted celebration against a team you played 15 games for. Dark day for football.
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“I can’t believe what I’m seeing,” says Alan Shearer about the European champions coming from behind to beat a team that have bottled dozens of games this season.
February 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“I can’t believe what I’m seeing,” says Alan Shearer about the European champions coming from behind to beat a team that have bottled dozens of games this season.
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When I watch the Championship
TONIGHT WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CLOWN-DISCO.
February 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When I watch the Championship
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To be fair to City, that should’ve finished 2-2 on the grounds that Diaz apologised to the home supporters for scoring. Pathetic behaviour - right up there with avoiding stepping on big club badges that are on the floor as a mark of respect. Grow up.
February 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
To be fair to City, that should’ve finished 2-2 on the grounds that Diaz apologised to the home supporters for scoring. Pathetic behaviour - right up there with avoiding stepping on big club badges that are on the floor as a mark of respect. Grow up.
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
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‘I find my mother in law overbearing. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘When I come on stage I say I know what you’re thinking, Ed Sheeran’s let himself go. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘If someone knocks twice, I ask who’s there. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘When I come on stage I say I know what you’re thinking, Ed Sheeran’s let himself go. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘If someone knocks twice, I ask who’s there. In comedy, that’s radical.’
You can't like football and curry in comedy anymore because of bloke
February 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
‘I find my mother in law overbearing. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘When I come on stage I say I know what you’re thinking, Ed Sheeran’s let himself go. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘If someone knocks twice, I ask who’s there. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘When I come on stage I say I know what you’re thinking, Ed Sheeran’s let himself go. In comedy, that’s radical.’
‘If someone knocks twice, I ask who’s there. In comedy, that’s radical.’
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how the fuck is this real lmao
Billionaire board members feeling peer pressure to take drugs with Elon because if they don't they think Musk will be angry and cut them out of his companies and life. The world is so stupid.
February 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
how the fuck is this real lmao
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
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The easiest way to find out how many British people are in any room, no matter how large the group, is to bring out a box of these.
Regardless the situation, the tittering and muffled laughter will always give the British away.
Regardless the situation, the tittering and muffled laughter will always give the British away.
February 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The easiest way to find out how many British people are in any room, no matter how large the group, is to bring out a box of these.
Regardless the situation, the tittering and muffled laughter will always give the British away.
Regardless the situation, the tittering and muffled laughter will always give the British away.
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my pitch for a third Babe movie would be that instead of going to another city or even country, Babe the pig is accidentally sent to human hell and has to traverse its 9 circles in a picaresque journey through the worst humans of all-time, in order to return home.
February 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
my pitch for a third Babe movie would be that instead of going to another city or even country, Babe the pig is accidentally sent to human hell and has to traverse its 9 circles in a picaresque journey through the worst humans of all-time, in order to return home.
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Nobody asked for this but I compiled a list of towns in southern Spain that sound like prescription drugs:
- Genalguacil
- Algatocin
- Torviczon
- Molvizar
- Motril
- Albaicin
- Tolox
- Monachil
- Sorvilan
- Benizalon
- Juncaril
- Genalguacil
- Algatocin
- Torviczon
- Molvizar
- Motril
- Albaicin
- Tolox
- Monachil
- Sorvilan
- Benizalon
- Juncaril
February 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Nobody asked for this but I compiled a list of towns in southern Spain that sound like prescription drugs:
- Genalguacil
- Algatocin
- Torviczon
- Molvizar
- Motril
- Albaicin
- Tolox
- Monachil
- Sorvilan
- Benizalon
- Juncaril
- Genalguacil
- Algatocin
- Torviczon
- Molvizar
- Motril
- Albaicin
- Tolox
- Monachil
- Sorvilan
- Benizalon
- Juncaril
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The most fun of 0:0 draws. Relive increasingly hazy memories of a fine evening at the Alte Försterei here:
www.unionberlin.international/blog/union-rbl
#fcunion #unveu
www.unionberlin.international/blog/union-rbl
#fcunion #unveu
Match Report: RB Leipzig (H)
A fiery evening against that lot
www.unionberlin.international
February 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The most fun of 0:0 draws. Relive increasingly hazy memories of a fine evening at the Alte Försterei here:
www.unionberlin.international/blog/union-rbl
#fcunion #unveu
www.unionberlin.international/blog/union-rbl
#fcunion #unveu
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also I can’t believe it’s called DOGE, we’ve normalized so much but it would be like if a gigantic historic thing bringing about constitutional crises were called like “You Done Goofed Institute of Cash Me Outside.”
February 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
also I can’t believe it’s called DOGE, we’ve normalized so much but it would be like if a gigantic historic thing bringing about constitutional crises were called like “You Done Goofed Institute of Cash Me Outside.”
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I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude
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Does anyone know if King Charles has officially sanctioned the Royal Rumble since becoming monarch? If not the WWE could find themselves in legal jeopardy
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Does anyone know if King Charles has officially sanctioned the Royal Rumble since becoming monarch? If not the WWE could find themselves in legal jeopardy
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February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
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It took my brain way too long to work out that that wasn't a noose behind Lionel, so long in fact that I questioned if "Dancing on the ceiling" had a hidden meaning.
January 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It took my brain way too long to work out that that wasn't a noose behind Lionel, so long in fact that I questioned if "Dancing on the ceiling" had a hidden meaning.
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Did someone say beveragino
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Did someone say beveragino