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Participation Trophy Wife
@bettyvanhalen.bsky.social
Independent (no one wants to work with me) film (nothing made this century), literature (audiobook) and culture (etc.) critic (complainer)
I'm a grown adult and a parent and I thought maybe one day I'd understand, but I still can't fathom any good reason that, in Home Alone 2, the McCallisters should have insisted that Kevin apologize to Buzz after he embarrassed Kevin during his solo 📽️
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I regret to inform you that screaming in a bar with 20 strangers about your football team is very good and fun (go jags)
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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HOW WILL WE LEARNE THINGES?
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A MACHYNE THAT DOTH KNOWE STUFFE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
AND IT DOTH STEALE & HURT THE EARTHE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
YEAH THE MACHYNE
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
People talk about the subs at Publix but I'm here to tell you: don't sleep on the cakes.
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The overton window shifted so far we now say Halo had simple graphics.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Gen AI ys the 6-7 of technologyes
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just saw an AI-generated Progressive commercial of animals driving cars and wrecking. And a badly dubbed talking llama. Groundbreaking.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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you know how i was saying me and the boys from my cult finally managed to give that demon we worship a physical form so he can move freely through our world and stuff, right? yeah, huge mistake. i don't even know why we worship a demon to begin with. like.. what did we expect? ours is nice?? come on
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.

Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm looking through lists about writers/writing on @letterboxd.social and none of them have How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Misogyny smh
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This holiday season I am not interested in being a domestic goddess. I am an international goddess
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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✅ Cis Femmes
✅ Trans Femmes
✅ Violent Femmes
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Looking for a current or former US Army or ANG servicemember to confirm if my ex was a complete idiot or if "it would be hooah of you" was/is a thing y'all say? (I'm guessing he misheard "it would behoove you" but.. there's a chance I guess)
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's Trample Week*, baby! This week we're all about all things on-screen tramplings** boxd.it/29RQ

*We decided it was #TrampleWeek2025 after watching people get run over two nights in a row

**Say this out loud it's fun
Ben-Hur (1959)
In 26 AD, Judah Ben-Hur, a Jew in ancient Judea, opposes the occupying Roman empire. Falsely accused by a Roman childhood friend-turned-overlord of trying to kill the Roman governor, he is put into sl...
boxd.it
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
A male librarian is called a librariman
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
One of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
What do y'all think his algorithm is like
October 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This river wasn't damned in a day. It took years of dedicated, enthusiastic sinning.
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The amount of different types of screws there are feels a little misogynistic
October 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you've ever wondered how they came up with the design for Slimer from Ghostbusters... have I got a story for you. 📽️
October 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM