Matt Mastricova
@bidoofaloof.bsky.social
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Cringe connoisseur. They/them
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amyhoy.bsky.social
this is the perfect illustration of why it’s so important to learn a field’s jargon
blazeward.bsky.social
I have to keep this handy when baking.

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an image showing Brown Betty, Buckle, Cobbler, Crisp, Crumble, Slump, Pandowdy, and Sonker definitions for mixing fruit, batter, and pan.
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thomaslstrickland.bsky.social
my contribution to the discourse:
The Sickos meme with the guy at the window only he’s quoting Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights. 
Heathcliff, it’s me, it’s Cathy
I’ve come home, I’m so cold
Let me in your window
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hexliterary.bsky.social
oh hi, we're opening for submissions tomorrow, Friday 9/5! 200 cap & we'll stay open until filled. mark ur calendars 👇
a pink banner with the hex logo that says "submissions open 10 AM ET 9/5," lists recent contributors and awards, and includes a link to hex's submittable: hexliterary.submittable.com/submit
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stephenfishbach.bsky.social
if you are physically inactive you can qualify for the Covid vaccine
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FDA is authorizing anybody with a risk factor from this list to receive the vaccines, as well as anybody 65+.
Figure 2 from https://www.nejm.org/doi/10.1056/NEJMsb2506929
bidoofaloof.bsky.social
People who eat Penn Station sushi at 9:30 am — what is happening in your life? What brought you to this point?
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baybayfriend.bsky.social
I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability
bidoofaloof.bsky.social
I was just talking to my partners about this!! I like being a perfectionist early on in a game so that intro section was so anxiety inducing. How much did the game expect me to do? What was a “good“ amount of resources to gather? How much could there possibly be?
bidoofaloof.bsky.social
Just because I guessed the OddRock thing doesn’t mean I love her any less
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leftistwonk.bsky.social
Primary all of these freaks
bidoofaloof.bsky.social
Me after playing the intro section of Donkey Kong Bananza
Screenshot of the episode “Zeke Aaron McKinley” from Very Important People. Anna Garcia is dressed in a rock suit. Caption says “These rocks look awesome”
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bearlydefault.etheirys.social
why does he sit like this 😭😭😭
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thelincoln.bsky.social
We had the clues all along
Snowman drawing saying May every day be another wonderful secret!
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bencollins.bsky.social
The same company that's buying CBS (and needs Trump's approval to do so) is also trying to buy Bari Weiss' website. It's a political decision.
bidoofaloof.bsky.social
I’m done wishing for Diddy Kong Racing to come to virtual console — time to bring them to Mario Kart World
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ckunzelman.bsky.social
when will they add labubu to fortnite
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
There’s this weird incongruity where support of Palestine is something only online leftists care about and therefore it’s not worth the Democratic Party adopting into their campaigning but also support of Palestine was a big enough roadblock to lose the election and that’s online leftists’ faults
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malarkeybooks.bsky.social
Amazon’s prime day profits are down 41%. To celebrate, until midnight you can get 41% off anything in our store with code 41% at malarkeybooks.com/store
Malarkey
malarkeybooks.com
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
if you like this essay, preorder SLOPPY, coming out in just 19 days! it’s just like this but much more about alcoholism!
tinyurl.com/PreorderSloppy
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mrsfrizzle90.bsky.social
In my veins
happysnarkygal.bsky.social
I’m quite certain this is my next purchase.
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lexialex.bsky.social
Publish a fucking story on how many fans he gained worldwide and how many albums he sold. They want us to think that being against genocide will ruin you, but it doesn't.
bidoofaloof.bsky.social
Switch 2 has arrived and I am ready to live my Moo Moo Meadows fantasy
Cow driving a go kart in Mario Kart World, smiling into camera
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authorsabb.bsky.social
Our statement in response to the Supreme Court ruling in Mahmoud v Taylor. Image thread with alt text. 1/4
Today's Supreme Court decision, though couched in the language of freedom and inclusivity, is a tragic failure for both the right to read and the rights of LGBTQIA+ people. Authors Against Book Bans stands firmly and fiercely against the decision and its rationale. To allow parents to "object" to the presence of positive books about the lives and rights of LGBTQIA+ people is to allow them to "object" to the existence of LGBTQIA+ students, parents, educators, and others in the wider community. You cannot “opt out” of reality, no matter what today’s majority opinion states. These books belong on shelves and these stories belong in classrooms and curricula.