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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 24m

I just ran out of rice vinegar! 😂

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Snitty 🎃👻 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 46m

As the Washington Post descends into irrelevance it makes sense to blame Bezos first and foremost but I urge everyone to also reserve some scorn for Will Lewis, the guy happily doing the day-to-day work of destroying the paper.

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 40m

Hey has anyone told those DOGE scumfucks that they won't be able to outrun this no matter how long they live? We're gonna send you to the ICC, Marko. We're gonna let Big Balls watch them hang you before they hang him.

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The Last Mile with USAID @thelastmileusaid.bsky.social · 7h

There is no single way to resist; only the courage to invent one. 👍

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 49m

4. White, apple cider, red wine, and balsamic

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 1h

The Poster’s Prayer

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1h

God keep me from ever completing anything.

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Peter Montgomery @petemontdc.com · 58m

Team Trump is letting up on crimes that actually harm people to terrorize people who are harming no one.

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2d

“A federal team in El Paso that once pursued child traffickers has been disbanded.

“A task force in Kansas focused on stemming fentanyl has been redirected.

“Highway checkpoints near the border—on roads identified as major drug-trafficking routes—have gone unstaffed”

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Trump’s Immigration Push Diverts U.S. Agents From Drug, Money and Sex-Crime Cases

Federal investigators are resigning, and morale is low, as they juggle complex cases and detain migrants.

www.wsj.com

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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 8h

Clayton Kershaw is now the second pitcher ever to give up 100 or more earned runs in the postseason. He's at 102. Andy Pettitte gave up 117, but Andy Pettitte also pitched 80 more innings than Kershaw has.

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Alex Hanna-ween @alexhanna.bsky.social · 7h

As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 9h

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 8h

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

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Katie @dithyrambic.bsky.social · 11h

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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 11h

Screenshot of the Pharoah in Prince of Egypt with a speech bubble edited in

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

every time you read a story about how no-strings-attached direct payments to vulnerable, marginalized or otherwise needy people are a big net profit to the society disbursing them, and you ask "why doesn't america do that?", please know that this is the answer why

mac from always sunny saying "but who versus? who are we doing it versus?" because he cannot understand a plan that does not have a victim

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 8h

CORRECT

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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe it’s just me but I love to watch old homophobes struggle. It’s how I stay young.

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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 8h

“Hard to watch Kershaw struggle like this”? Hello, FBI? Where was this man on Jan 6???

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 8h

OH MY GOD THE BIRD

The Sparkles of Dr. Caligari @dragonsworn.net · 11h

I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE MENACE

A pair of handmade KPDH earrings: one is a stud style blue Derpy Tiger and one is a scaled matching dangly six-eyed gat-hatted Sussie Magpie

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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 8h

[climbing back over the railing of the Benjamin Franklin bridge] chat, are we back?

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 8h

I feel like I've calibrated my timeline well

A screenshot of my TL with 5 posts, all about the Phillies-Dodgers game

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 8h

New Mexico. Best state? Best state.

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 9h

as a new mexican i just have to say that yeah texas invades sometimes you just have to kick their asses and send them home tail tucked. it’s usually way easier than you think, i think one time we just rolled a bunch of boulders on them from the canyon cliffs above. people love repelling texan armies

Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 10h

Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 9h

as a new mexican i just have to say that yeah texas invades sometimes you just have to kick their asses and send them home tail tucked. it’s usually way easier than you think, i think one time we just rolled a bunch of boulders on them from the canyon cliffs above. people love repelling texan armies

Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 10h

Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 8h

My confederate neighbor told me the submarine keeps drowning his sailors so I asked how many sailors he has and he said he just goes to the navy and gets new sailors afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding sailors to the ocean and then his commanding officer started crying

“The confederacy sent into action the world’s first combat submarine, the CSS Huntley, which sank three times in trials, drowning the crew each time (including its inventor Horace Huntley) before sink a blockade ship near Charleston in 1864 while going down itself for the fourth and last time”

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · Jun 23

You’re why my timeline is usually

[bad news about the world]
[bad news about the US]
JT REALMUTO COULD RIDE ME LIKE SECRETARIAT
[bad news about the climate]

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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h

some guys retire and go back to their hometown team, or just drift away from the city they played in

papi is boston for life and it's such a delight

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 8h

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

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