Amity Island Mayor
@biggerboat.bsky.social
Pittsburgh, Hail to Pitt, 412, Hell of a Model American
I hate boats
I hate boats
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BREAKING!!! Trump has arrived in Greenland
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
BREAKING!!! Trump has arrived in Greenland
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Sometimes guys sell Super Bowl rings. Doesn’t make whoever buys it a Super Bowl winner.
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Sometimes guys sell Super Bowl rings. Doesn’t make whoever buys it a Super Bowl winner.
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.
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Happy New Year.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
a man with a beard and a black shirt is sitting in a dark room and says `` not amused '' .
ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt is sitting in a dark room and says `` not amused '' .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Happy New Year.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
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Goodnight 🌙
Fuck 2025
Fuck 2025
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Goodnight 🌙
Fuck 2025
Fuck 2025
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The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
These NFL Netflix broadcasts are painful to watch.
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
These NFL Netflix broadcasts are painful to watch.
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The Simpsons has been on TV for 36 years and Bart hasn't aged a day. We should all be so lucky.
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Simpsons has been on TV for 36 years and Bart hasn't aged a day. We should all be so lucky.
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NFL Scheduler before the season: yissss Broncos and Chiefs on Christmas night! What a delightful treat for the fans
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
NFL Scheduler before the season: yissss Broncos and Chiefs on Christmas night! What a delightful treat for the fans
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
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Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
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They really do exist out here. Did Pat schedule your opponents too?
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They really do exist out here. Did Pat schedule your opponents too?
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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I don’t know if we’re talking about this enough
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don’t know if we’re talking about this enough
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This is the Pitt conspiracy theory I buy.
My theory: OC Lot is aptly named for “Old Cemetery”. Somebody is still under there and haunting the fuck out of all of us.
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is the Pitt conspiracy theory I buy.
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Wishing all of the ND fans from yesterday a safe trip from Pittsburgh back to cranberry today.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wishing all of the ND fans from yesterday a safe trip from Pittsburgh back to cranberry today.
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Every decision they make helps big business and hurts regular folks. Every single time!
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every decision they make helps big business and hurts regular folks. Every single time!
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Today I learned that Snoopy is the only fictional dog registered by the AKC.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today I learned that Snoopy is the only fictional dog registered by the AKC.
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Sometimes the blue sky feed just lines up perfectly
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes the blue sky feed just lines up perfectly