BigPaul
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Kindness will ALWAYS be free.
Just secured five tubs each of Roses, Quality Street and Heroes for 1.50 a tub!
#chocolatetillEaster
#chocolatetillEaster
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just secured five tubs each of Roses, Quality Street and Heroes for 1.50 a tub!
#chocolatetillEaster
#chocolatetillEaster
I too was in Cardiff when Madonna was there doing a show.
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I too was in Cardiff when Madonna was there doing a show.
Lady with two packets of fish fingers in queue at Farmfoods, I let her go in front of me.
Just let the bloke from Amazon into my block of flats to make a delivery to another flat. Sainthood beckons.
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Lady with two packets of fish fingers in queue at Farmfoods, I let her go in front of me.
Search your first name, then ‘glamour shot’ and post a photo.
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Search your first name, then ‘glamour shot’ and post a photo.
Just back from shops, big multipack of Quavers and two multipacks of Bacon Fries and Scampi Fries, also a sixpack of Skips.
= Quavers+Bacon Fries
Skips+Scampi Fries
#heavenlymixtures
#smashingit
= Quavers+Bacon Fries
Skips+Scampi Fries
#heavenlymixtures
#smashingit
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just back from shops, big multipack of Quavers and two multipacks of Bacon Fries and Scampi Fries, also a sixpack of Skips.
= Quavers+Bacon Fries
Skips+Scampi Fries
#heavenlymixtures
#smashingit
= Quavers+Bacon Fries
Skips+Scampi Fries
#heavenlymixtures
#smashingit
It’s Turkey and Chips day today!
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s Turkey and Chips day today!
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is: “I’ll Avatar your cock for a thousand bucks.”
Mine is: “I’ll Avatar your cock for a thousand bucks.”
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is: “Have you ever seen a blue man naked?”
Mine is: “Have you ever seen a blue man naked?”
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"I need your clothes, your boots and your avatar"
Mine is:
"I need your clothes, your boots and your avatar"
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is: “I’ll Avatar your cock for a thousand bucks.”
Mine is: “I’ll Avatar your cock for a thousand bucks.”
“It’s like sitting on a milk bottle”.
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“It’s like sitting on a milk bottle”.
Christmas is won! Just put a packet of Bacon Fries into a packet of Quavers! 😎
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Christmas is won! Just put a packet of Bacon Fries into a packet of Quavers! 😎
There’s so much veg and stuff in my fridge it just farted!
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There’s so much veg and stuff in my fridge it just farted!
Me enquiring the price of a 7kg turkey at work: £49? HOW MUCH!!!
Me going to Aldi to get a 7kg turkey: Hmmm? Twenty quid, that’ll do me.
Yet we are selling thousands of them to gullible people with more money than sense?
Me going to Aldi to get a 7kg turkey: Hmmm? Twenty quid, that’ll do me.
Yet we are selling thousands of them to gullible people with more money than sense?
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me enquiring the price of a 7kg turkey at work: £49? HOW MUCH!!!
Me going to Aldi to get a 7kg turkey: Hmmm? Twenty quid, that’ll do me.
Yet we are selling thousands of them to gullible people with more money than sense?
Me going to Aldi to get a 7kg turkey: Hmmm? Twenty quid, that’ll do me.
Yet we are selling thousands of them to gullible people with more money than sense?
I see next door but ones eldest is now on the naughty list. In his underpants running away laughing at his Dad as he tries to catch him down the street! He’s four😂
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I see next door but ones eldest is now on the naughty list. In his underpants running away laughing at his Dad as he tries to catch him down the street! He’s four😂
Walliams today, Trump tomorrow?
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Walliams today, Trump tomorrow?
Isn’t it now then?
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Isn’t it now then?
In March, I used up the last of my wife’s favourite mayo, and put the empty jar at the back of the fridge.
I do not care for your achievements and wins, give me your pettiest acts of 2025. I refused to watch a TV show everyone said was great because the writer unfollowed me on here.
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
In March, I used up the last of my wife’s favourite mayo, and put the empty jar at the back of the fridge.
Have heard the phrase “You are doing my fucking head in” three times in three different places today.
#HappyChristmas
#HappyChristmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Have heard the phrase “You are doing my fucking head in” three times in three different places today.
#HappyChristmas
#HappyChristmas
Santa! If you’re listening !
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Santa! If you’re listening !
I fucking love Stella after a shift, the beer and not the excellent tv series btw.
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I fucking love Stella after a shift, the beer and not the excellent tv series btw.
Just put a collection of flavoured cheddar cheeses away for me to pick up Monday, NOT before, as I wish to consume them during actual Christmas time and things.
December 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just put a collection of flavoured cheddar cheeses away for me to pick up Monday, NOT before, as I wish to consume them during actual Christmas time and things.
The Malignant Seven?
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Malignant Seven?
“So you’re ok with anal?”
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“So you’re ok with anal?”
Watching The Mask…after ingesting a handful of Psilocybin mushrooms an hour earlier. Best movie ever!
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Watching The Mask…after ingesting a handful of Psilocybin mushrooms an hour earlier. Best movie ever!
That signature? Sam Hrrrruuummmph?
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That signature? Sam Hrrrruuummmph?
Just taken my daily statin and am now thinking ‘large doner?’.
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Just taken my daily statin and am now thinking ‘large doner?’.