BikerChiwi
@bikerchiwi.bsky.social
Long time lurker on Twitter, part-time denizen on Masto and obviously doing something here.
"Māorification", good times!
Sweary (sorry, Mum). Tau iwi.
"Māorification", good times!
Sweary (sorry, Mum). Tau iwi.
This is the most important per capita measure known to humanity.
* New Zealand takes pies (namely, handheld meat pies) so seriously that there are National Pie Awards that get major media coverage. The New Zealand National Library has a whole dedicated category for “Pies — Competitions.”
Pie.
Pie.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This is the most important per capita measure known to humanity.
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We simply do not mock National Party voters nearly enough. Absolute shit show stuff. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
'It's not impossible': Willis says National may join other parties to repeal Regulatory Standards Act
The National deputy leader said her party may also campaign to get rid of the law.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We simply do not mock National Party voters nearly enough. Absolute shit show stuff. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
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Christ on a bike, these fucking idiots are ruining the country for no other reason than coalition agreements.
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
'It's not impossible': National may campaign on regulatory standards repeal
The National deputy leader said her party may also campaign to get rid of the law.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Christ on a bike, these fucking idiots are ruining the country for no other reason than coalition agreements.
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
VOTE THEM OUT
#nzpol
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eViDeNCe BaSed pOLiCy
#nzpol
#nzpol
Ministers were warned against teen welfare crackdown, documents reveal
Officials said the changes could actually increase long-term benefit dependency.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
eViDeNCe BaSed pOLiCy
#nzpol
#nzpol
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November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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What else do you call this except corruption? #nzpol
Fossil fuel companies were given confidential drafts of legislation during their (successful) two-year campaign to weaken oil and gas regulation and overturn the offshore exploration ban - new reporting from me via the OIA
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules
A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the oil and gas industry's wishlist.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What else do you call this except corruption? #nzpol
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“So we have the Minister,
On a national radio show
Referring to what we now know is invented knowledge “
open.substack.com/pub/aecnz/p/...
#nzpol
On a national radio show
Referring to what we now know is invented knowledge “
open.substack.com/pub/aecnz/p/...
#nzpol
Inventing Knowledge (or, The Erica’s New Clothes)
In an interview on Morning Report on 29 October, Just after the surprise new new curriculums Were dumped on the sector, Erica Stanford claimed “there are a lot of academics who love this curriculum”. ...
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“So we have the Minister,
On a national radio show
Referring to what we now know is invented knowledge “
open.substack.com/pub/aecnz/p/...
#nzpol
On a national radio show
Referring to what we now know is invented knowledge “
open.substack.com/pub/aecnz/p/...
#nzpol
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Bill blew a massive lead in the polls and ended Keys gov whilst the country was doing a hella lot better than it is now
So I am not sure I trust Bill
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
So I am not sure I trust Bill
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
30 with Guyon Espiner: Sir Bill English believes Christopher Luxon will lead National to election victory
Despite Christopher Luxon dropping in the polls and a "rough patch" in the economy, Sir Bill English is confident.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Bill blew a massive lead in the polls and ended Keys gov whilst the country was doing a hella lot better than it is now
So I am not sure I trust Bill
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
So I am not sure I trust Bill
#nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Wondering how does something have a flaccid direction? Or was that meant to be a flaccid de-erection? Inquiring minds want to know.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
The issues Stuff readers say the govt needs to prioritise to get NZ out of ‘flaccid direction’
We asked you to share what issues matter the most in the 2026 election. We’ve had more than 750 responses.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Wondering how does something have a flaccid direction? Or was that meant to be a flaccid de-erection? Inquiring minds want to know.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
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Step 1: just ask ChatGPT yourselves and save tens of thousands from getting consultants to do it for you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Step 1: just ask ChatGPT yourselves and save tens of thousands from getting consultants to do it for you.
So Winnie is saying he doesn't want to do the thing he said he wanted to do but promised he wouldn't do to get into government?
More flip flop than a ute full of jandals.
More flip flop than a ute full of jandals.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So Winnie is saying he doesn't want to do the thing he said he wanted to do but promised he wouldn't do to get into government?
More flip flop than a ute full of jandals.
More flip flop than a ute full of jandals.
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Can’t breathe
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can’t breathe
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Fossil fuel companies were given confidential drafts of legislation during their (successful) two-year campaign to weaken oil and gas regulation and overturn the offshore exploration ban - new reporting from me via the OIA
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules
A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the oil and gas industry's wishlist.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fossil fuel companies were given confidential drafts of legislation during their (successful) two-year campaign to weaken oil and gas regulation and overturn the offshore exploration ban - new reporting from me via the OIA
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
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Important mahi from Kirsty exposing how beholden our government is to corporate interests. #nzpol
Fossil fuel companies were given confidential drafts of legislation during their (successful) two-year campaign to weaken oil and gas regulation and overturn the offshore exploration ban - new reporting from me via the OIA
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules
A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the oil and gas industry's wishlist.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Important mahi from Kirsty exposing how beholden our government is to corporate interests. #nzpol
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NZ government peers over cliff, having pointlessly delayed new fence at top, now opts to cancel ambulance at bottom…
www.beehive.govt.nz/release/cost...
www.beehive.govt.nz/release/cost...
www.beehive.govt.nz
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
NZ government peers over cliff, having pointlessly delayed new fence at top, now opts to cancel ambulance at bottom…
www.beehive.govt.nz/release/cost...
www.beehive.govt.nz/release/cost...
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Check out Lynette's Zimsterne!
ICYMI, we shared our third GBB cookbook this year, Familiar Foods, which includes these delightful Christmas-themed biscuits, shared with us by Ina Kinski 💛
Shop our cookbook (and other merchandise) plus support the running of GBB here: gbb.org.nz/shop
ICYMI, we shared our third GBB cookbook this year, Familiar Foods, which includes these delightful Christmas-themed biscuits, shared with us by Ina Kinski 💛
Shop our cookbook (and other merchandise) plus support the running of GBB here: gbb.org.nz/shop
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Check out Lynette's Zimsterne!
ICYMI, we shared our third GBB cookbook this year, Familiar Foods, which includes these delightful Christmas-themed biscuits, shared with us by Ina Kinski 💛
Shop our cookbook (and other merchandise) plus support the running of GBB here: gbb.org.nz/shop
ICYMI, we shared our third GBB cookbook this year, Familiar Foods, which includes these delightful Christmas-themed biscuits, shared with us by Ina Kinski 💛
Shop our cookbook (and other merchandise) plus support the running of GBB here: gbb.org.nz/shop
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To make you smile
(warning: dad joke)
(warning: dad joke)
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
To make you smile
(warning: dad joke)
(warning: dad joke)
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Rudolph the Well Hung reindeer. Had a very girthy schlong
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it’s far too long
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it’s far too long
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rudolph the Well Hung reindeer. Had a very girthy schlong
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it’s far too long
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it’s far too long
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Every year we want to be able to gift yr4 akonga a chrome book. Next year that is 18 for a financial contribution of less than $10k. Is there a company, business, whanau out there who would like to support the leaders of tomorrow?
Please DM me
Ngā mihi
Traci
Tumuaki
Please DM me
Ngā mihi
Traci
Tumuaki
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Every year we want to be able to gift yr4 akonga a chrome book. Next year that is 18 for a financial contribution of less than $10k. Is there a company, business, whanau out there who would like to support the leaders of tomorrow?
Please DM me
Ngā mihi
Traci
Tumuaki
Please DM me
Ngā mihi
Traci
Tumuaki
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Who cut the $1000 Kickstarter? National
Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National
Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National
Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National.
Don't believe National on Kiwisaver.
#nzpol
Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National
Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National
Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National.
Don't believe National on Kiwisaver.
#nzpol
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Who cut the $1000 Kickstarter? National
Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National
Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National
Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National.
Don't believe National on Kiwisaver.
#nzpol
Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National
Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National
Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National.
Don't believe National on Kiwisaver.
#nzpol
Snap election. Do it!
Watch: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon to make announcement in Lower Hutt www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Watch: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon to make announcement in Lower Hutt www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Snap election. Do it!
Watch: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon to make announcement in Lower Hutt www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Watch: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon to make announcement in Lower Hutt www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Simon Watts likely made the announcement in an SMS¹ then forgot to press send
¹this is how ACT NAT NZF do policy, isn't it, Nicola negotiates contracts that way
#nzpol
¹this is how ACT NAT NZF do policy, isn't it, Nicola negotiates contracts that way
#nzpol
Confusion reigns as climate minister appears unaware of own announcement
The Govt says it rejected the Climate Change Commission's advice a month ago, but the commission says it hasn't heard anything from the Govt.
newsroom.co.nz
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Simon Watts likely made the announcement in an SMS¹ then forgot to press send
¹this is how ACT NAT NZF do policy, isn't it, Nicola negotiates contracts that way
#nzpol
¹this is how ACT NAT NZF do policy, isn't it, Nicola negotiates contracts that way
#nzpol