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Bill Eldridge
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Student Chaplain, Theologian, Librarian-in-training, Anarchist.
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So I've been looking for work since January. Keep interviewing and applying and applying and interviewing and getting nowhere, and my money reserves are well and truly gone. If you can help, or share, please do.
Venmo: @Bill-Eldridge
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The old political Machines did not run on mutual aid. They did not serve as a third place for likeminded people and idealogues. They primarily delivered forms of patronage and graft, and when we made that illegal they fell apart. I swear to god some of you people need to read a book or two
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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…Or, you know, just bleed out. Your call. …You could always have gone to the pound and rescued some pup that would have loved you like a god forever, you know? But you were hotter for your own testosterone. Whatever. (2/2)
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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On a snowy moonless night, hike deep into the mountain woods and lay your bait—a sirloin steak bound against your bare leg. Sit under the tree where the raven croaks. Await the beast that stalks out of the cold night to fasten its teeth into your leg, worrying at the flesh. THAT IS YOUR DOG. (1/2)
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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You guys ever think about how he has filled the hungry with good things and sent the rich away empty?
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Wife: “What does charity mean in Christian theology?”

“Love, mostly.”

Wife: “Okay. And in Judaism it’s tzedakah, which is justice, and in neither case should it matter if you get a tax deduction.”

“Right.”
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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"Emperor Tiddles! We have just received a report! The Earthman yet lives!"
"WHAT? GORDON'S ALIVE?"
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?

My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I know a couple people who made a minor fortune on dot coms, and who then just quit tech and started doing weird stuff that brought them joy. They just didn’t need any more money than they had.
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I will live in eternal communion with all mankind in Christ 👍
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I can, and will
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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If you check other photos, a fish biologist actually shows him how the lampreys latch on first.

RFK is still a total loser freak, but hey, if you’re stuck with the freak, learn what buttons to push.

nezperce.org/uncategorize...
Nez Perce Tribe hosts HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - Nez Perce Tribe
Lenore, Idaho- On July 24, 2025, the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., visited the Nez Perce Tribal fish hatchery to meet with tribal leadership and key Fisheries staff to discuss the importance of preserving traditional foods and the importance of tribal cultural knowledge in addressing the health and well-being
nezperce.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Obviously they can’t get Trump to help, but I actually think it’s very clever politicking to lobby RFK and emphasize that these are traditional foods, because you know what he’s like about those. Dude went away gushing about removing dams and helping the salmon run.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Okay, this causes me physical pain to say, but RFK is (for once) not actually being a total weirdo here. He’s a guest of the Nez Perce at a fish hatchery. The Pacific lamprey and the salmon are culturally important to the Nez Perce people, and they are lobbying to remove dams from the Snake River.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
*"In The Arms Of The Angels" plays*
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December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's Advent, so naturally it's time to drip Liturgical Folk into my veins via IV.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I’d like to point out that the OU girl’s paper would have gotten a failing grade in every one of my many many theology courses at three different schools, and invariably with far harsher commentary from the profs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Type your zodiac into gif and see what comes up. Post your favorite one!
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.

I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:

“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”

s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Do all the good you can... in all the places you can... good job Grambo
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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why is his name...

"GRAMBO"

it's so perfect !
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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also... he has a whistle!

he's good to go!
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Now we definitely need to get this white man a helmet because 28 miles per hour is very fast and he could be harmed

but he is on the right track
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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you
🫵
are
supposed
to
help
people
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM