marxuckerberg
@marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Terminally Online, founding member of the Vatican City DSA chapter, The (former) Chairman, 48th Ward Neighbors and Chicago DSA
Reposted by marxuckerberg
incredibly funny how people will be like "did you see that the census bureau posted a nazi dogwhistle? their last post was 14 words long. and the value of the characters added up to 88" and then the post was "adolf hitler was very very very very very very very very very very good"
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
incredibly funny how people will be like "did you see that the census bureau posted a nazi dogwhistle? their last post was 14 words long. and the value of the characters added up to 88" and then the post was "adolf hitler was very very very very very very very very very very good"
As an undecided IL-09 voter (only support people my local political orgs endorse and not a second before they do it) I think people should be more normal about Kat Abughazaleh
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As an undecided IL-09 voter (only support people my local political orgs endorse and not a second before they do it) I think people should be more normal about Kat Abughazaleh
Reposted by marxuckerberg
The conservative cultural project right now is to use the coercive power of the state to do affirmative action for bigots.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The conservative cultural project right now is to use the coercive power of the state to do affirmative action for bigots.
God it’s so awesome when stuff like this doesn’t happen to my team
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
God it’s so awesome when stuff like this doesn’t happen to my team
Reposted by marxuckerberg
the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Reposted by marxuckerberg
The message here to students at OU is that you can get away with anything if you just claim your religious freedom is being violated.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The message here to students at OU is that you can get away with anything if you just claim your religious freedom is being violated.
Reposted by marxuckerberg
Even by the standards of anti-woke journalism this is lazy dreck. The first piece of "evidence" that older gamers are mad about wokeness is a random Reddit comment — that isn't a complaint about wokeness.
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Even by the standards of anti-woke journalism this is lazy dreck. The first piece of "evidence" that older gamers are mad about wokeness is a random Reddit comment — that isn't a complaint about wokeness.
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
Reposted by marxuckerberg
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
Looking forward to the many people who threw a fit about Chuy not running for office joining me in donating to Byron’s campaign. After all, they’re sincere in their stated objections and care more about competitive elections and process than they do about intra party factionalism
Chicago DSA Ald. Byron Sigcho-Lopez quietly filed with the FEC for Congress a few days ago as an independent, potentially setting up a D-vs-I general election against retiring Rep. Chuy García's chief of staff, Patty Garcia, the only Democrat who knew to file before Chuy's last-minute retirement
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Looking forward to the many people who threw a fit about Chuy not running for office joining me in donating to Byron’s campaign. After all, they’re sincere in their stated objections and care more about competitive elections and process than they do about intra party factionalism
Gone 33 years without learning much of anything about Wicked and don’t think that’s going to change
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Gone 33 years without learning much of anything about Wicked and don’t think that’s going to change
Reposted by marxuckerberg
Unrelated, here’s a really funny text solicitation I got the other day
February 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Unrelated, here’s a really funny text solicitation I got the other day
Reposted by marxuckerberg
Reposted by marxuckerberg
It has a hat and sunglasses! 🥺
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It has a hat and sunglasses! 🥺
11 classes down, 2 more to go, still have a 4.0, DJ run that
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
11 classes down, 2 more to go, still have a 4.0, DJ run that
Reposted by marxuckerberg
I strongly condemn the settlement between Northwestern University and the Trump Administration: right now we need leaders who will unapologetically protect our people!
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I strongly condemn the settlement between Northwestern University and the Trump Administration: right now we need leaders who will unapologetically protect our people!
I should get an A on the collegiate level paper I turned in where I talk about demons
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I should get an A on the collegiate level paper I turned in where I talk about demons
Reposted by marxuckerberg
The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Reposted by marxuckerberg
i'm not convinced by your lived experience actually. i just don't think it would have went down like that
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i'm not convinced by your lived experience actually. i just don't think it would have went down like that
Reposted by marxuckerberg
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
Reposted by marxuckerberg
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
Reposted by marxuckerberg
Bears bears bears bears bears
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bears bears bears bears bears
Reposted by marxuckerberg
I never signed onto the Chicago Philly “truce”. I thought it was stupid. Eat shit east coasters
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I never signed onto the Chicago Philly “truce”. I thought it was stupid. Eat shit east coasters
Reposted by marxuckerberg
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
The hissy fit that this article generated echoes through time
this essay is like half marxist daydreaming about mass proletarian organizations and half absolutely fucking savage takedown of The Groups and their associated ideology. read it, it's a banger.
midwestsocialist.com/2022/02/07/u...
midwestsocialist.com/2022/02/07/u...
Ultraliberalism: The Dominant Tendency of the American Left
Ramsin Canon argues that "ultraliberalism," the political logic of the nonprofit industry, has overtaken socialist organizations.
midwestsocialist.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The hissy fit that this article generated echoes through time