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2026 Finished Games Thread! Doing things different this year, 300 characters is not enough. Instead I'll be writing up my thoughts on backloggd and posting a screenshot (with alt text!) from there.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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![[17:06][FC]<Ez'ykiel Falh> Would you kill for a wendys 4 by 4?
[17:06][FC]<Deeziel Redacted> yes
[17:07]Deeziel Redacted changes the free company name to Woke Runescape.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6f55fr7rgxs5b6kai36z252t/bafkreigwp6pkqrh25z273xgjv7pbagwby6b76rvahpevnekxf554tgpnli@jpeg)
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So how we feelin' about that Epic ecosystem nowadays?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
So how we feelin' about that Epic ecosystem nowadays?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
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Abolishing ICE is the modest, quiet, peaceful option and you can’t post the others in this country
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Abolishing ICE is the modest, quiet, peaceful option and you can’t post the others in this country
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As a casual Pokémon fan, I wish it was easier to find romhacks that are like “we added exp share or fixed the level gap in wild Pokémon in SoulSilver to minimize the grind” but it seems all I can ever find are “welcome to the Competitive Fuck You Mod. Every gym leader now has six level 100 Pokémon.”
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
As a casual Pokémon fan, I wish it was easier to find romhacks that are like “we added exp share or fixed the level gap in wild Pokémon in SoulSilver to minimize the grind” but it seems all I can ever find are “welcome to the Competitive Fuck You Mod. Every gym leader now has six level 100 Pokémon.”
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So I’m playing the first LEGO Marvel Super Heroes game, and I’m on the third level. There’s no way this game wasn’t going to be called “LEGO Spider-Man” at some point in development, kind of like how the Batman ones feature plenty of other DC characters after the first one.
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
So I’m playing the first LEGO Marvel Super Heroes game, and I’m on the third level. There’s no way this game wasn’t going to be called “LEGO Spider-Man” at some point in development, kind of like how the Batman ones feature plenty of other DC characters after the first one.
2026 Finished Games Thread! Doing things different this year, 300 characters is not enough. Instead I'll be writing up my thoughts on backloggd and posting a screenshot (with alt text!) from there.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
2026 Finished Games Thread! Doing things different this year, 300 characters is not enough. Instead I'll be writing up my thoughts on backloggd and posting a screenshot (with alt text!) from there.
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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I don't think my suggestion of "Strap every AI CEO into a big centrifuge, spin it up, then toss in a brick" is an unreasonable one.
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I don't think my suggestion of "Strap every AI CEO into a big centrifuge, spin it up, then toss in a brick" is an unreasonable one.
Year's over, so I guess it's time to rank everything. Can't fit it all in Bsky's text limit so notepad screenshot be upon ye. Not including replays of games because those are all already games I like and would be in the top 5.
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Year's over, so I guess it's time to rank everything. Can't fit it all in Bsky's text limit so notepad screenshot be upon ye. Not including replays of games because those are all already games I like and would be in the top 5.
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this might be the last time we get to say this
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
this might be the last time we get to say this
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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God I'm genuinely just...
ending the game awards announcements with "the titanfall devs have been working on a new game in secret and its finally ready to show off!"
and then its just overwatch team hero shooter shit after people were tired of that 5 years ago is just... aslkdfjasldkfjfd
ending the game awards announcements with "the titanfall devs have been working on a new game in secret and its finally ready to show off!"
and then its just overwatch team hero shooter shit after people were tired of that 5 years ago is just... aslkdfjasldkfjfd
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
God I'm genuinely just...
ending the game awards announcements with "the titanfall devs have been working on a new game in secret and its finally ready to show off!"
and then its just overwatch team hero shooter shit after people were tired of that 5 years ago is just... aslkdfjasldkfjfd
ending the game awards announcements with "the titanfall devs have been working on a new game in secret and its finally ready to show off!"
and then its just overwatch team hero shooter shit after people were tired of that 5 years ago is just... aslkdfjasldkfjfd
Very pleasantly surprised that those new Tomb Raider games seem like normal Tomb Raider games and not the weird multiplayer thing that had been leaked a while back.
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Very pleasantly surprised that those new Tomb Raider games seem like normal Tomb Raider games and not the weird multiplayer thing that had been leaked a while back.
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Get ‘em. Rockstar makes a bajillion dollars from gta online alone every year, they can afford to not be union busting fucks.
ROCKSTAR UPDATE:
Keir Starmer was just asked about the Rockstar firings in Parliament today where he described the situation as "deeply concerning" and promised it would be looked into by government ministers.
Not that a Starmer promise is worth much, mind.
Keir Starmer was just asked about the Rockstar firings in Parliament today where he described the situation as "deeply concerning" and promised it would be looked into by government ministers.
Not that a Starmer promise is worth much, mind.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Get ‘em. Rockstar makes a bajillion dollars from gta online alone every year, they can afford to not be union busting fucks.
Ok my opinion on the Crucial thing immediately soured from “aw man that sucks” to “you greedy bastards” after finding out how much in taxpayer subsidy’s Micron is getting. You greedy bastards.
The corrupt, criminal memory industry is at it again - www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-e...
WTF Just Happened? | The Corrupt Memory Industry & Micron
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ok my opinion on the Crucial thing immediately soured from “aw man that sucks” to “you greedy bastards” after finding out how much in taxpayer subsidy’s Micron is getting. You greedy bastards.
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This is what will they would say in the face of assured regulatory scrutiny, sure.
What they say now and what they'll do later (and intend on doing so) is likely very different.
What they say now and what they'll do later (and intend on doing so) is likely very different.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is what will they would say in the face of assured regulatory scrutiny, sure.
What they say now and what they'll do later (and intend on doing so) is likely very different.
What they say now and what they'll do later (and intend on doing so) is likely very different.
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I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA