Chuck Schumer should step down.

Hominid politics 2M BCE – now

Zograham Mainedani

Oh yeah yesterday I invented a Sanrio character named Guten Frog. he's wearing lederhosen and the little green hat obviously. you can picture him, I'm sure. in a certain sense you've always known Guten Frog

gizmo shouldn't know what a rambo is and i hate that he and i both do

🎵 Dragonfly, ladybug, cicada, bee;
Squishing all the insects in the backseat.🎵

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATTO. HE WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT HIS ABSENCE”

Harold and the Purple Crayon sequel called Harold and Mauve.

Dr Wily talking to the Robot Masters:

I wouldn’t shit here with a ten foot ass

donald trump has died

"We need left-leaning Ben Shapiros" is really funny because it's always followed up with "who don't criticize Democrats". What you're asking for is more liars!

this is our thing now, it’s our national identity. games and movies that include gun violence need trigger warnings in the US that are not considered relevant or necessary in other countries! just a giant mess of people being forcibly defined by death cult christofascism and white supremacy.

Last year I did some early-MidJourney Star Wars body horror experiments, which generated a lot of unexpected accidents, such as… Salacious Crumb Tiddies.

I never thought I’d have the right place/time to drop this, but here we are. Thrilled to share this with all of you.

Texting my band to tell them they renamed jizz from Star Wars. They either have already known this for hours or they have no idea what I’m talking about.