Dennis Caldwell
Dennis Caldwell
@bipedalprog.bsky.social
Developer and walker. https://bipedalprogrammer.com.
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It's bitter cold this morning,
but I saw an easter bluebird
and a gray squirrel.
My nannyberry bushes,
toothy with coming leaves,
have lost their winter-smooth silhouettes.
I can feel the world moving on.
Just beneath the soil's surface
the dandelions are losing patience
with the dark.
March 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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This is absurdly great, but I haven't read a single news article about it. A fully open source, offline-first alternative to Notion that's a collab between the French and German governments because they want to host docs securely and on their own terms. THIS is what Europe should be doing.
Docs
Docs: Your new companion to collaborate on documents efficiently, intuitively, and securely.
docs.numerique.gouv.fr
March 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Too soon
March 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️

Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…

The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Someone emailed me about the DEI column asking if I was aware that "no other country … emphasizes DEI efforts quite like the U.S.?"

Uh, well, show me a country with a similarly diverse population and a few centuries of forcing one racial group into involuntary servitude and we can discuss.
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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My gingerbread for this year. Merry Christmas and happy Voyages to all!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Warn your friends and loved ones -- UPS, USPS, and FedEx smishing campaigns are out in force today saying "your package is delayed."
Don't be tempted.
December 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Important tip to anyone living in New Jersey: an N95, KN95, or KF94 filter mask will protect you from the Drone Spores. Wear one anytime you're in a crowded space and you'll be a lot less likely to develop the Mysterious Cough.
Y'all, people in New Jersey are getting sick from just reading about the drones
December 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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RT = endorsement
There is no bigger fiction in American life than the idea that “government just needs to run like a business.”
Tell me again about how "successful businessmen" are better at running the government
December 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Fact chat: not a myth
December 17, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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I think if you’re a young person (or an older person frankly) considering some kind of creative project, the state of the world is more or less “fuck it we ball” like, you might as well
December 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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This is so damn dangerous. Polio is in living memory. I used to work with a guy who’d had it as a child.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
RFK Jr.’s Lawyer Has Asked the FDA to Revoke Polio Vaccine Approval
Aaron Siri, who specializes in vaccine lawsuits, has been at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s side reviewing candidates for top jobs at the Department of Health and Human Services.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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when buying corporate fleet machines, the 32gb upgrade is way more important than the i7 upgrade

most mobile i7s aren't any better than i5s
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Seeing a lot of good nominations for this, but the answer is clearly Rock Lobster by the B-52s.
What’s the worst song to potentially become a melancholy piano version in a movie trailer
April 14, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Once people understand that Covid is way more like HIV/AIDS than any cold or flu, I really do wonder how that anger and rage will go
April 15, 2024 at 6:09 PM