bird.exe
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they/them • hualian, drarry and other queer brainrot. minors DNF-DNI • pfp by hellosunnycore • banner by hezhishanchuan on twt
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godspeed sexy cg mermaid woman
the economy is in your hands
the economy is in your hands
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
godspeed sexy cg mermaid woman
the economy is in your hands
the economy is in your hands
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I love these two so much.
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I love these two so much.
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October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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illos for this weeks financial times weekend about cybercrime and love 💙 thank you brian saffer
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
illos for this weeks financial times weekend about cybercrime and love 💙 thank you brian saffer
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October 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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five big booms for garchomp
March 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
five big booms for garchomp
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spikey cat sighting
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
spikey cat sighting
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"I asked ChatGPT—" no, stop, that's not journalism. Delete and start over.
August 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I asked ChatGPT—" no, stop, that's not journalism. Delete and start over.
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August 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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There is real freedom on the other side of disappointing people. I don’t mean letting people down on purpose; that’s not it. But if it’s a choice between your health & well-being and disappointing someone for not performing an imbalanced role, then you need to “disappoint” the other person.
August 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
There is real freedom on the other side of disappointing people. I don’t mean letting people down on purpose; that’s not it. But if it’s a choice between your health & well-being and disappointing someone for not performing an imbalanced role, then you need to “disappoint” the other person.
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being online for a longtime sometimes means you watch strangers develop and learn and become more functional and sometimes it means you watch them industriously invent new ways to throw themselves onto the same pile of knives over and over and over
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
being online for a longtime sometimes means you watch strangers develop and learn and become more functional and sometimes it means you watch them industriously invent new ways to throw themselves onto the same pile of knives over and over and over
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I am no man ⚔️
August 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I am no man ⚔️
AI will never be ethical but learning one of our clients generates everything using chatgtp broke something in me, so now they get AI generated product descriptions and translations bc I can't be fucked to use my brain when I have better things to spend my energy on.
August 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
AI will never be ethical but learning one of our clients generates everything using chatgtp broke something in me, so now they get AI generated product descriptions and translations bc I can't be fucked to use my brain when I have better things to spend my energy on.
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I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..
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6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”:
‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:
1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing’
‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:
1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing’
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”:
‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:
1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing’
‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:
1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing’