Crispy Crust
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Crispy Crust
@bizijosh.bsky.social
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Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Well it’s almost that time folks. Time to put up your Space Stocking and wrap your presents in hopeful dreaming of the arrival of the Xeno Santa and his cosmic sleigh, and what better place to do that than in Space Hotel, the hotel in the cold vastness of space that will open in 12 short months!
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Fannie Getsoff

Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, City Death Certificates, 1803-1915
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Seattle is using stencils when neighbors go missing
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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2001 a space odyssey
Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Felt compelled
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
October 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Ok the wild thing about this is that this was a setup by the *Project Veritas* guy
DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt admitted that the government will "redact every republican" and "leave all the liberal, democratic people” on the Epstein client list.

He also said Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a minimum securithy prison as "a benefit to keep her mouth shut."
September 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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A guy who represents the most impoverished districts is profiting tens of billions of dollars off of genocide.

Even worse, Adam’s explaining how he feels to be a Jewish person while Israel is committing genocide and Torres had the worst response to that ever.

Adam KNOWS what he’s talking about.
That Ritchie Torres interview in the Adam Friedland Show is insane… Zionist dems are fucking sociopaths.
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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that's cool well even though I don't have a medical degree I can diagnose whether or not someone has brain worms just by looking at them
August 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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NORMAL GUY: trans people should be allowed to pursue fulfilling happy lives
WEIRDO (spends all of their leisure time feverishly posting about the pervasive sexual threat posed by trans people being allowed to pursue fulfilling happy lives): you have some kind of sick fetish or something???
August 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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i am losing my fucking mind at the executive of the Israeli cyber directorate coming to the united states to engage in literal child sex trafficking tourism and being caught in a sting
August 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein had over 10x as many victims as previously alleged by the Justice Department, memo reveals:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/jeffrey-ep...
Jeffrey Epstein Had 1,000+ Victims
Industrial scale abuse enterprise far larger than previously believed is revealed in new document
www.kenklippenstein.com
July 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Fun Philly strike update from a city worker: “the office of the mayor has changed their number to 215-686-2181 because of overwhelming calls in support of DC33.”

Ring ring motherfucker!!!
July 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Jesus christ man
June 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Schumer is hospitalized, his staff citing 'dehydration'.

Greater than 0% chance he imagined New York City in sepia tones and an adhan playing over Times Square and his body began to crumble.
June 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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What a badass.
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM