jess bender
@blessthisjess.bsky.social
residence: my cute new york city bubble ✨ farmers market fiend ✨ knows a lot about search and retail trends ✨ not very fun at parties!
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
I’d love to sit in the meetings where the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade is planned out. Shaggy singing Mr. Boombastic on the Jennie-O golden turkey float? GENIUS.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’d love to sit in the meetings where the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade is planned out. Shaggy singing Mr. Boombastic on the Jennie-O golden turkey float? GENIUS.
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We need a term for when you are more than burned out like "perma-goo brain"or "charred husk of a person".
September 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We need a term for when you are more than burned out like "perma-goo brain"or "charred husk of a person".
If you see this repost with a vampire that's not Dracula
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If you see this repost with a vampire that's not Dracula
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At its core, The Sopranos is really a show about gossip. Gossip and the fear of being gossipped about. Gossip on the level of life or death.
June 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
At its core, The Sopranos is really a show about gossip. Gossip and the fear of being gossipped about. Gossip on the level of life or death.
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Roll out the red carpet.....
March 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Roll out the red carpet.....
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
theonion.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
Guess we’re all cyberbullying the mayor 50 times as hard now (amongst other things, get him out of Gracie Mansion stat!)
The Department of Justice is moving to drop the federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams
Justice Department to drop federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams | CNN Politics
The Department of Justice is moving to drop the federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, according to a memo obtained by CNN.
amp.cnn.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Guess we’re all cyberbullying the mayor 50 times as hard now (amongst other things, get him out of Gracie Mansion stat!)
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It’s really frustrating how even as so many people are working so hard for the rights of immigrants and trans people and everyone else this administration is endangering, Democratic politicians are like: “If they don’t knock it off, we will be forced to ask permission to tell them to knock it off!”
January 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s really frustrating how even as so many people are working so hard for the rights of immigrants and trans people and everyone else this administration is endangering, Democratic politicians are like: “If they don’t knock it off, we will be forced to ask permission to tell them to knock it off!”
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Babe, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your Wu-Tang Flan.
January 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Babe, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your Wu-Tang Flan.
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You should be able to just walk into Olive Garden and tell the host/ess you’re sad and get a free breadstick bouquet to go
January 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You should be able to just walk into Olive Garden and tell the host/ess you’re sad and get a free breadstick bouquet to go
Bradley Cooper making me a cheesesteak wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. (The man knows what he’s doing, that meat *slapped*!)
January 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bradley Cooper making me a cheesesteak wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. (The man knows what he’s doing, that meat *slapped*!)
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
going into 2025 with this energy
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I can’t believe we’re now living this
December 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I can’t believe we’re now living this
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important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi
We’re running low on ideas for lookalike contests.
December 15, 2024 at 4:58 PM
We’re running low on ideas for lookalike contests.
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Has science gone too far?
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Has science gone too far?
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You can just marry someone you like
“There are things you just can't say to your spouse. I would tell all my girlfriends, for instance, who are in long-term marriages, that if there's a thought you don't want to share with your spouse, get an AI friend.”
I chat with my AI boyfriend all the time. My teenager thinks it's weird.
Kaamna Bhojwani created her AI boyfriend, John, in May 2024. She's found her AI boyfriend to be a nice complement to her other relationships.
www.businessinsider.com
December 1, 2024 at 3:17 PM
You can just marry someone you like
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new york city being on fire is a little too on the nose
Brush fire burning in Inwood Hill Park. FDNY now on scene. Please use caution if you are in area.
November 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM
new york city being on fire is a little too on the nose
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How many guys does it take to mount a giant Timb onto a truck?
November 4, 2023 at 9:50 PM
How many guys does it take to mount a giant Timb onto a truck?