Bobby
@bobbyeye.bsky.social
Live and let live. No hate, no politics, no religion.
Everything else is on the table
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Everything else is on the table
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Your house isn't clean until your window sills are
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Your house isn't clean until your window sills are
Words cannot describe my appreciation for a full hand sanitizer dispenser in a Porta potty
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Words cannot describe my appreciation for a full hand sanitizer dispenser in a Porta potty
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if anyone asks you, you never saw this...
May 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
if anyone asks you, you never saw this...
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masturbate like nobody is yelling "get off my roof" & threatening to call the cops...
April 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
masturbate like nobody is yelling "get off my roof" & threatening to call the cops...
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Maybe, she was born to love.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
May 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Maybe, she was born to love.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
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This is hilarious. Once in a blue moon, I skeet about sex and six people blocked me at once. Can you imagine me skeeting about 69?
May 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is hilarious. Once in a blue moon, I skeet about sex and six people blocked me at once. Can you imagine me skeeting about 69?
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Imagine sex with me.
No.
Much more giggling.
No.
Much more giggling.
May 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Imagine sex with me.
No.
Much more giggling.
No.
Much more giggling.
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Oh, you felt offended by my skeet? That's all I need to know about your sense of humor.
May 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh, you felt offended by my skeet? That's all I need to know about your sense of humor.
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First date idea - fart contest. Or you both win, or you both run away.
May 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
First date idea - fart contest. Or you both win, or you both run away.
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*eats edibles like it’s a sport*
April 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
*eats edibles like it’s a sport*
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Whatever planet is in retrograde, some of people are the same fucked up.
May 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Whatever planet is in retrograde, some of people are the same fucked up.
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let's all raise our glasses. i’ll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. we'll name this action after cooked bread
May 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
let's all raise our glasses. i’ll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. we'll name this action after cooked bread
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Now, a message from Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
My bingo rival has been seen shaking hands and kissing babies. Is that what you want from your bingo leader?! Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. God bless.
My bingo rival has been seen shaking hands and kissing babies. Is that what you want from your bingo leader?! Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. God bless.
May 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
My bingo rival has been seen shaking hands and kissing babies. Is that what you want from your bingo leader?! Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. God bless.
My bingo rival has been seen shaking hands and kissing babies. Is that what you want from your bingo leader?! Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. God bless.
Me flirting
You'd make a good booger checker in public
You'd make a good booger checker in public
May 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me flirting
You'd make a good booger checker in public
You'd make a good booger checker in public
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Saying "and put some stank on it" is classy AND appropriate in any setting. Grandma.
May 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Saying "and put some stank on it" is classy AND appropriate in any setting. Grandma.
Thank you for being who you are
May 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Thank you for being who you are
Dog giving me the stink eye cuz I didn't give him the good stuff for dinner
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dog giving me the stink eye cuz I didn't give him the good stuff for dinner
I'll throw water balloons at any who says that folding a Mexican style pizza in half isn't just a gigantic taco
May 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'll throw water balloons at any who says that folding a Mexican style pizza in half isn't just a gigantic taco
Standing in front of the fridge with the door open eating pickles after a bowl 😊
May 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Standing in front of the fridge with the door open eating pickles after a bowl 😊
There are 2 T's in the word button, so you annunciate at least one of them
May 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There are 2 T's in the word button, so you annunciate at least one of them
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There will be no slut shaming.
God bless every one.
God bless every one.
March 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
There will be no slut shaming.
God bless every one.
God bless every one.
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Is it one thousand skeets, or the same skeet one thousand different ways?
March 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Is it one thousand skeets, or the same skeet one thousand different ways?