Jacob
@bocchitheusername.bsky.social
"Nothing bad can happen; it can only good happen."
-Home Alone 2 Guy
-Home Alone 2 Guy
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There is no missing cartilage from his 'wound' - the bullet must have gone inside the ear and exited the other ear with nothing to impede its path to the outside.
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There is no missing cartilage from his 'wound' - the bullet must have gone inside the ear and exited the other ear with nothing to impede its path to the outside.
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Me: Please, I just want to withdraw $40
Bank ATM: (manifesting sexy anime waifu on screen) Teehee, well hello there big spender! I’ve always been attracted to men who withdraw $40
Bank ATM: (manifesting sexy anime waifu on screen) Teehee, well hello there big spender! I’ve always been attracted to men who withdraw $40
July 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Me: Please, I just want to withdraw $40
Bank ATM: (manifesting sexy anime waifu on screen) Teehee, well hello there big spender! I’ve always been attracted to men who withdraw $40
Bank ATM: (manifesting sexy anime waifu on screen) Teehee, well hello there big spender! I’ve always been attracted to men who withdraw $40
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Blade Runner: Are you a replicant?
Suspect: Um — no
Blade Runner: Hey! That pause was an em dash
Suspect: Um — no
Blade Runner: Hey! That pause was an em dash
July 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Blade Runner: Are you a replicant?
Suspect: Um — no
Blade Runner: Hey! That pause was an em dash
Suspect: Um — no
Blade Runner: Hey! That pause was an em dash
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You’re a writer? I have ideas for some great words you should include in your next book. You make it and we’ll split the profits 50/50. Promenade. Derelict. Melodious.
July 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You’re a writer? I have ideas for some great words you should include in your next book. You make it and we’ll split the profits 50/50. Promenade. Derelict. Melodious.
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
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I've been using #Typescript for 6 years now, had no idea about ??= from ES2021. It will assign a value if it is null or undefined. Neat!
Instead of:
if(myObj.prop === undefined) myObj.prop = value
It's:
myObj.prop ??= value
There's also &&= and ||= but I haven't looked into those yet…
Instead of:
if(myObj.prop === undefined) myObj.prop = value
It's:
myObj.prop ??= value
There's also &&= and ||= but I haven't looked into those yet…
June 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I've been using #Typescript for 6 years now, had no idea about ??= from ES2021. It will assign a value if it is null or undefined. Neat!
Instead of:
if(myObj.prop === undefined) myObj.prop = value
It's:
myObj.prop ??= value
There's also &&= and ||= but I haven't looked into those yet…
Instead of:
if(myObj.prop === undefined) myObj.prop = value
It's:
myObj.prop ??= value
There's also &&= and ||= but I haven't looked into those yet…
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These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.
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Possibly the two most annoying people in the world apparently have beef now. Not sure if it's genuine, but I hope they utterly destroy each other.
June 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Possibly the two most annoying people in the world apparently have beef now. Not sure if it's genuine, but I hope they utterly destroy each other.
They SLEEP???!!! I'M OUTRAGED. They should stay awake 24/7. That will make them productive members of society and also end poverty in the U.S. probably. Absolutely fuming that they also have fun sometimes.
The GOP is complaining that people on Medicaid also sleep, watch TV, and play video games.
June 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They SLEEP???!!! I'M OUTRAGED. They should stay awake 24/7. That will make them productive members of society and also end poverty in the U.S. probably. Absolutely fuming that they also have fun sometimes.
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Happy Pride to everyone, even the haters and those with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
June 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy Pride to everyone, even the haters and those with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
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On April 4, 2025, the ETA reached out to the Governor of Pennsylvania and other state and local officials to notify them of our election integrity concerns, and to formally request hand audits of paper voting records: buff.ly/AQXZvjp
At this time, we have not yet received a response.
At this time, we have not yet received a response.
April 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
On April 4, 2025, the ETA reached out to the Governor of Pennsylvania and other state and local officials to notify them of our election integrity concerns, and to formally request hand audits of paper voting records: buff.ly/AQXZvjp
At this time, we have not yet received a response.
At this time, we have not yet received a response.
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Sorry, we broke money. It doesn’t work anymore. The green rectangles, the metal
circles, they’re all busted. Doesn’t do anything at the store. We’re gonna try to get bartering started up again after we figure out how many tomatoes a house is worth
circles, they’re all busted. Doesn’t do anything at the store. We’re gonna try to get bartering started up again after we figure out how many tomatoes a house is worth
March 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sorry, we broke money. It doesn’t work anymore. The green rectangles, the metal
circles, they’re all busted. Doesn’t do anything at the store. We’re gonna try to get bartering started up again after we figure out how many tomatoes a house is worth
circles, they’re all busted. Doesn’t do anything at the store. We’re gonna try to get bartering started up again after we figure out how many tomatoes a house is worth
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looking for answers
February 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
looking for answers
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An interesting document is Wikipedia's edit filter for internet brainrot which gets updated if certain meme phrases are overwhelmingly used in vandalism. It started in the yolo/swag era and has evolved to the skibidi/rizz present, regularly dropping memes that are sufficiently stale (like Harambe)
February 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
An interesting document is Wikipedia's edit filter for internet brainrot which gets updated if certain meme phrases are overwhelmingly used in vandalism. It started in the yolo/swag era and has evolved to the skibidi/rizz present, regularly dropping memes that are sufficiently stale (like Harambe)
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I was one of those kids that got fed. They didn't care what color you were or about your income, they just did the right thing and I have never forgotten it. We were too poor to afford breakfast.
February 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I was one of those kids that got fed. They didn't care what color you were or about your income, they just did the right thing and I have never forgotten it. We were too poor to afford breakfast.
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Meh, those 1300 fired workers probably weren’t doing anything important at the (checks notes) uhhhhhhh Centers for Disease Control
February 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Meh, those 1300 fired workers probably weren’t doing anything important at the (checks notes) uhhhhhhh Centers for Disease Control
I am obsessed with "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas. (And if you didn't know, that is in fact how the title is spelled). I love how they wanted to say the days of the week in 4/4, but there are only 7 days, so they just say Saturday twice. Unironically the greatest song ever written.
February 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am obsessed with "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas. (And if you didn't know, that is in fact how the title is spelled). I love how they wanted to say the days of the week in 4/4, but there are only 7 days, so they just say Saturday twice. Unironically the greatest song ever written.
Heard that the stadium is going out of their way to paint over the phrase "End Racism" at the end zone, and they invited President Hitler. Or something to that effect. I'm gonna #boycottNFL (ads included), and probably watch the Puppy Bowl or something instead. I don't even like football anyway tbh.
February 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Heard that the stadium is going out of their way to paint over the phrase "End Racism" at the end zone, and they invited President Hitler. Or something to that effect. I'm gonna #boycottNFL (ads included), and probably watch the Puppy Bowl or something instead. I don't even like football anyway tbh.
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These clearly bought publications are gonna have an increasingly difficult time painting this administration in a positive light. The best they could come up with was a shitty romance novel chapter that had nothing to do with the substance of the hearing. NYT used to be so reputable, too. SAD!
January 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
These clearly bought publications are gonna have an increasingly difficult time painting this administration in a positive light. The best they could come up with was a shitty romance novel chapter that had nothing to do with the substance of the hearing. NYT used to be so reputable, too. SAD!
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sometimes my doctor will be like “try some medicine” but then somebody somewhere else says No! which is a great thing to happen because then i know i get to solve Several Mysteries
January 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sometimes my doctor will be like “try some medicine” but then somebody somewhere else says No! which is a great thing to happen because then i know i get to solve Several Mysteries